My first experience of pornSo there I am, aged 11, crawling through the woods with the Scouts when we come upon a big pile of magazines stuck into a tree. Risking losing the game by being seen, we stand up to knock them down.
They flutter down in a big heap - and behold, they are full of nudey ladies!
Crawling through the woods suddenly lost its appeal...
What was your first experience of porn?
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chthonic, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 15:29)
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"You can't get rid of porn"A punt into the long grass at the local park whilst playing football led our gang to a hold-all jammed to the gills with scud mags.
Naturally, there was a brief scuffle where the group's Alpha male took command of the jazz, and it soon formed part of an extensive lending library controlled by a system of tokens and extreme violence.
Alas, our downfall came in a classroom fight over the ownership of a certain publication, containing full frontal shots of a girl called Julia - but better known to us as Miss Shagwell, our biology teacher teaching us everything we needed to know about female flanges - which fell into the sweaty hands of the authorities.
The shit hit the fan, the scud was confiscated, and everybody got detentions forever. Luckily, and proving that it is impossible to keep good jazz down, the entire cache was rescued from the skip behind the music block and the endless cycle of self-abuse and adult retribution started all over again.
The full extended mix of this particular tale of woe can be found HERE
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 17:11,
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