My first experience of pornSo there I am, aged 11, crawling through the woods with the Scouts when we come upon a big pile of magazines stuck into a tree. Risking losing the game by being seen, we stand up to knock them down.
They flutter down in a big heap - and behold, they are full of nudey ladies!
Crawling through the woods suddenly lost its appeal...
What was your first experience of porn?
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chthonic, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 15:29)
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The horror...Back in the mid-80's, I had friend who lived in a huge house down the road...swimming pool, motorised go-kart, wardrobe full of Lacoste, video player. Funnily enough, I used to spend most of my spare time there. One balmy summer's day, rich friend said he had something to show me. We headed up to his parent's bedroom and rummaged about under his Dad's side of the bed. Porn. Shitloads of VHS porn. Plus a few books on freemasonry for good measure...
After a good hour or so of watching German types banging away, we were getting quite bored (it held a strange fascination, certainly, but if I'm honest motorised go-karts were more interesting). Rich friend stuck on one last video...to be confronted by the sight of his French au pair getting it from the hairy arsed barman of the local pub. Rich friend started crying. I left. We never mentioned it again.
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 18:06,
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