being one of the older chaps like Mr 2.0....
We had page 3 or Nothing. I remember debating about Sam Fox vs Linda Lusardi at great length (ahem) with my friends and this was about the same time my folks took me on holiday to the south of France ('dont stare at the topless ladies', my mum would snap at me;- Hey, you brought me here mum! No fair telling me not to look at what's on free unashamed display in front of me) and i was sure I wanted to see more women in less clotes in the future.

Then a local scally of about the same age (there's always one) had some hard core magazine in the wooded area of the local park and was (as they always do) showing it to some of the local younger kids to gross them out - and for a long time, not knowing the intimate mechanics of a ladies' undercarriage, I assumed that what we were seeing here was a man with an incredibly long willy stuffing it into a naked womans' arsehole . Not that that is uncommon these days but I didn't know that there was such a thing as a vagina and his cock had to be going somwhere, and well, women have to poo as well so they must have one, so I then worked out that women get pregnant when a man pisses up her arsehole.

So proud was I of my deductions that i told anyone that would listen of my theory. And to be fair, given that the limited numbers of females I had seen with no clothes on either were grown up and naturally hirsute (top shelf magazines left on a hotel trolley in a corridor in Germany that I had once seen, or toddlers at the beach paddling naked and all you knew was that there was a dark line that started at the front and went all the way round to the bum cleft- I thought I had it all worked out.

Still, this isn't as bad as a friend I had at school who was 15, and consistently taught his younger (9 years and 7 years old) brothers bad language and teased them about not being grown up with big dicks, I should not have been surprised when one day the 9 year old ran into the living room in a state of breathless exciement and yelled 'Andrew, you'll never guess what- we were just at the playground and someone found a dirty magazine and there was this picture of a woman and she had no clothes on and you could see all up inside her...her...y'know, her thingy...' just as he realised that his mum had followed him into the room and was standing behind him with a vein throbbing on her temple, arms folded, as she contemplated how to punish him badly for being a dirty little bastard.....
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 25 Jan 2007, 19:43, Reply)