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Wow, I was actually crossing my fingers for the last few months that this question would be asked! Not that I have a great story, but I thought this topic would be great b3ta reading.

When I was 13, I was friends with this guy named Chris who really belonged in last week's question. His parents were divorced and he lived in his dad's basement. One night, he was awake late, and he heard his dad come down to the main floor. After a bit of shuffling around, his dad put on a porn tape and presumably got romantic with his hand. Now this would traumatise any normal person, but not Chris. His exact word as he lay in bed listening to his dad watch porn: "Bingo."

The next day he told me and our friend Joe about the tape. The two of them decided to skip the afternoon so they could go to Chris' house and find the porn. I was the good student so I waited for class to end before I hurried over.

When I got there, they'd spent the entire afternoon searching everywhere. Suddenly, Joe said "If I was your dad, where would I hide my porn? I'd put it up somewhere high where you couldn't accidentally see it." He reached on top of the grandfather clock and found a couple porn tapes.

Well we watched them, and I guess that part of the story doesn't matter. It turned out Chris would become belligerent whenever he saw a cunnilingus scene so he'd always fast-forward to the blowjobs. I don't recommend him for watching porn with.

That was the start of many good days where we'd go to Chris' house, watch porn for a while before his dad got home, and then switch it over to the rasslin'. Ah, youth.

As a side note, a few years later Chris moved in with his mom and her female roommate. He tells me, one time they were all sitting around when his mom's roommate said "Know what would be good right now? Some porn." Chris, 16 at the time, stood up and said "Give me 20 minutes!" And he watched porn with his mom and her roommate.
(racetraitor has an alibi for, Fri 26 Jan 2007, 5:47, Reply)