My first experience of pornSo there I am, aged 11, crawling through the woods with the Scouts when we come upon a big pile of magazines stuck into a tree. Risking losing the game by being seen, we stand up to knock them down.
They flutter down in a big heap - and behold, they are full of nudey ladies!
Crawling through the woods suddenly lost its appeal...
What was your first experience of porn?
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chthonic, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 15:29)
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Signs of the times?Being older (probably) than most of you lot my first experience of porn was positively ancient. In essence it was the random trawl through the old man's sock drawer which produced a Penthouse and a Mayfair. (I often wonder why I was looking there, and indeed what I hoped to find? Maybe there's just some switch in a pubescent lads head that clicks at age 13 and tells you to search your dad's sock drawer?)
Anyway, I was of course completely shocked and traumatised and instantly turned teh gay, though got better ten minutes later.
But now it has imprinted on me so that all pron must resemble supposedly 'classy' 70's pron. So much hairiness and all models to wear stockings and suspenders at all times. I think you can accurately 'age' a man by his preferences in Porno. If there's stockings involved he's over thirty. I know a feller who has a real thing for a seriously furry muff, also dating from a similar time.
Apologise for the length or girth? I've never had a complaint before, so why start now.
(, Mon 29 Jan 2007, 22:15, Reply)
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