Is this a film synopsis?
I don't really get it.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 13:00, 2 replies)

I had a night out...
...it went wrong.
(Ross McBingobangobongo bingobangobongo, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 13:14, closed)

But what's a film star got to do with it?
Or is it that she looked a bit like one? Or what?

Sorry - I just don't get it. 3/10 - must try harder.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 13:23, closed)

the film star...
...was the lady off The Shining, the cackling, decomposing green one with pendulous breasticles. I was doing one of them, whatyoumacallem things... how you say? Jowk? Pay attention at the back!
(Ross McBingobangobongo bingobangobongo, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 13:26, closed)

utterly 100% true also
I might add. Including the random cough linked with the letter s
(Ross McBingobangobongo bingobangobongo, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 13:27, closed)

I've already graded you.
And frankly your explanation isn't doing you any favours. If you keep it up I'll give you a detention.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 13:30, closed)

detention eh?
I'm intrigued, 'pon what grounds would you be detaining me? I think my use of the language was sufficient, heck I even managed to use the shift key!

Oh... you're jealous cos I got to see a terrifying girl playing with herself... I'm sure there are vidjos of similarly unenticing things on that "The Internet" everyone keeps talking about.
(Ross McBingobangobongo bingobangobongo, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 13:36, closed)

Nonsense
There's no such thing as an internet.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 13:42, closed)

I knew it!
They've all been lying to me!

Those blackguards!













wait a minute...





..hey!
(Ross McBingobangobongo bingobangobongo, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 13:45, closed)

*gravel voice*
A man...who's never had sex...runs away from an ugly chick who wants his...penis...inside her vagina...he heads to the house of a...friend?...*hot chick screams in revulsion at boy with shitted trousers*...THE SHIT-KEKKED VIRGIN, in theaters April 29th.
(SlantedScience, Tue 29 Mar 2011, 23:17, closed)

on the toilet
I fell asleep ON THE TOILET not next to it filling my trousers.

Oh and my penis had already been inside a few girls vaginas by this point in my career, but thanks.

And finally it's THEATRES or as we like to call them, CINEMAS.
(Ross McBingobangobongo bingobangobongo, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 12:43, closed)