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Have you ever done something, realised how stupid or embarrassing it was and then looked about to see if anyone watching? Did you get away with it?

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(, Thu 27 Jan 2011, 15:49)
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As a teenager, you have to find ways to keep your sexual relationship with yourself fresh
So i discovered that a piece of camping mat, folded over and placed between two pillows at the edge of a bed made a convincing (to the uninitiated) lady-hole.

My room was pretty high up and in the countryside, and there was nothing to be seen outside my windows other than a distant hillside populated by a bull and a herd of cows (this bull was reputedly responsible for killing a farmer, but i digress). No-one went there, and as such i would leave the curtains open without fear of being spotted.

So, during one of my hot camping mat sessions, i happened to glance round and see the mother of my hot teenage neighbour walking her dog upon the hill (which apparently had been scourged of bovines) and looking in through my window with an amused expression on her face as i pumped pillows, arse bared. I should have waved, winked and carried on, but being a teenager i blushed, dived under a duvet and sweated for quite some time before daring to show my face.

Needless to say i did not try courting the neighbour.
(, Fri 28 Jan 2011, 12:26, Reply)

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