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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I start new threads all the timeThey are normally, I quote, "fucking shit" though.
Best/Worst thing about your weekend?
Best/Worst thing about this upcoming week?
Have you sorted a Mother's Day present? (if applicable)
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Fuck you, that is three questions (technically five)
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:13,
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best thing: i got to go on the rubber ringsworst thing: i spunked in my own armpit
this week? erm... made up qwith malc, that was nice, worst thing probalby tricky's racism
haven't sorted anything for mother's day yet, thanks for reminding me x
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Was the armpit spunking deliberate? (
crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:32,
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nothing like an accidental pit spaff.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:35,
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I think he needs more "action" if its going off like that(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:39,
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ah no my girlfriend had wound me up all day and then we finally got down to it and after an hour of hard ruttingit went off like a a bottle rocket
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This one is certainly "fucking shit", sporto.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:24,
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I like to keep the tone low(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:26,
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Funky Cold Medina?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:28,
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I thought the same thing as soon as I posted it!(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:39,
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Best thing: sunny bike ride to the city farm to take the wean to see the wee lambs, aww.Worst thing: Catface still hasn't cleaned the motherfucking bathroom.
Best thing this week: don't have to write a lecture for tomorrow.
Worst thing this week: the bathroom isn't clean.
Mother's Day present sorted, she's getting teapigs tea and a card. I expect a crayon scribble from my daughter.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:31,
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+ which I will treasure, despite my stern exterior(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:33,
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Pride of place on the fridge, natch.(
crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:34,
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I love the Farm pubI once burnt out the motor on a small stand on scooter riding back pissed from there up that steep hill into St.Andrews, good times
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:34,
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I was gazing longingly at the pub but no, we had to spend an hour staring at the ducks instead.This child is ruining my chance at alcoholism. It makes me wonder how my da ever managed to be drunk for much of my childhood.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:36,
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There used to be so many friday night casulaties in that pub, staring into the middle distance(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:40,
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Shit up the jacks is fuckin nasty, fucking layabout stoodents(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:35,
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best thing was beating the French at that there rugby/worst was sunday night hangover from lunchtime boozingbest thing about this week will be next weekend, the worst will be the shit loads of work i have to do
No, might send a cartd if she's lucky
Alt: no, fuck you
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:33,
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How will a card make up for not having her wonderful son around on Mothers Dayand by card I assume you mean a shit picture with text that you send by e-mail you fucking knacker
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:37,
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sounds about right tbhyet i'm still the favourite
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:39,
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There's more naked apes?? BUT WITH DOWNS SYNDROME ??!?! FUCK(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:41,
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My deepening passive indifference to everything is making it harder to divide things into best/worst categories.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:42,
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That is the best thing about my week.See, we're helping each other here.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:44,
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being with the bloke whilst he was texting another broad saying he wanted to hold her all night *isn't bitter*working loads so extra money, plus it's one of my best friends birthday parties on saturday and a whole weekend off so woo
alt: no, fuck YOU
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:44,
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its a good job god doesn't exist or he'd strike you down for coveting your neighbour's ass(, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:47, Reply)
I went to a dinner which was good funI wasn't looking forward to it, but it ended up an excellent night out.
No Mother's day present sorted, when is Mother's Day?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:47,
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best thing: getting hammered with the girlsworst thing: either the hangover or the mood the ex was in when i spent all sat helping him move A LOT OF STUFF into my spare room
this week: no idea yet. i'll tell you on fri.
alt: no thanks, i don't know where you've been.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:52,
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don't be sorry, dudei couldn't care less about your opinion
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:54,
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its not an opinion when your ex is using you to move his stuff, store his stuff and then being off with youyou mug
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no, the selfish bastard simply wouldn't die(
rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:55,
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He has one in his closet...along with
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 14:57,
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Had a nice night on Saturday seeing friends, but I think the gig on Friday was the highlight.Worst part was likely the football, which shows how good the weekend was, if that was the only downside I could find really.
Best thing about this week will either be Wednesday, when I'm at an excellent gig, or Saturday, as there's a gathering at mine, before a night out. Worst will likely be the clean up the day after.
Nope, don't need to.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:00,
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I quite liked the football!(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:04,
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My neighbour is also a Liverpool fanand had to turn down a free ticket to the match. He was "Not Happy"
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:24,
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I'm watching Richard Hammond Meeting Evel Kenevaland I'm wondering if he ever landed with out crashing? He's a bit shit really. Also his real name's Robert.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:11,
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Is this part of the rehabilitation following your accident?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:19,
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Like a speed awareness course?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:25,
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No so must rehab as mind numbing boredom of being stuck at homeAl though I am now off out for a drink in an hour or so, so that brightens up life considerably. It will probably mean I hmiss Top Gun later on, but I think I;ll recover.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:28,
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I never understand people who get bored at home.Don't you have any belongings to brighten up your dull existence? I have books, records and a constant urge to masturbate whenever everyone else has gone out.
Being stuck at work without access to all these things is dull.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:33,
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Best thing about the weekend was going on the Newport Transporter bridge.Worst thing was my friend's cat waking me up at 2:30am by twatting my bigtoe with his paw. Then, after I had kicked him out on to the landing, the scratching and crying noise he made trying to get back in.
This week will be full of meh, nowt good nor bad.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:37,
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:38,
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hahaha!This week will be bumhole pics
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:39,
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Forest won!Worst was four hours' dance practice whilst playing "guess Ms Foxtrot's mood"
This week follows a strict rota of work then dancing, it's the UEA's "Strictly" thing a week today so need to make sure my partner and I are on top form. Weekend should be awesome, the missus is on a hen do so I'll have a good few hours of quality masturbation time.
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Howdie Darth, how was your London odessy?(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:53,
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Afternoon BartlesIt was crackin' thank you kindly. Saw Cirque du Soleil at the Royal Albert Hall - fantastic, unsurprisingly - had a Ballroom lesson with Marion Welsh in Cheam (I'm sure this will mean nowt to you but she was World Champion a while back so we were chuffed) and went to see Rock of Ages. Followed by sushi. Superb.
And how are we keeping?
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For me it is just work during the week, usually followed by sleep over the weekend.This weekend was good though, visiting friends in Wales, visiting historical stuff and nice food, drink and a laugh. I also managed to view Saturn, Jupiter, Venus and Mars, all in one evening, with my underused telescope.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:00,
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Sorry to sully your post with childishness, but when in Rome......and those do sound a BIT like strippers' names.
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They are the names of his neighbours, the nosy twat(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:03,
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sorry, I can't use the scope for that sort of thing.I have a whizzo set of binos for that. With a tripod for hands free action.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:04,
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I'd rather look through my 'scope than at a load of crackwhore strippers.(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:03,
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I read "underused telescope" as a euphemism too.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:08,
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And you might even get to eat some steak!(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:53,
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Only if you can find me a self-cooking steakI'll be wanking won't I
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You bought chopped liver instead?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:57,
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"amusing"A jar of chopped liver is reputed to be a useful masturbatory aid.
As a vegetarian since the age of 13, I have only ever used quorn. Which is not.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:05,
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I did not know thisI also forgot you were a veggie. Someone will now tell me to eat more oily fish as it's a good brain-food and then follow it up with OH YOU CAN'T COS YOU'RE UNDER A VEGGIE'S THUMB ROFLLOLOLZ
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I'm guessing that her mood wasFINE!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 15:53,
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HahahaI'm not normally one to moan about my better half behind her back but she was in spectacularly poor form yesterday
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Must be in the fucking water mate(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:01,
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Mrs Cow's away on one as well then?It could be a small, very specific water source particular only to two women who live 300 miles apart, or it could be that all women are menkle.
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I'm going for option B - MENKLENo, she has been in a right fucking mood this weekend
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:03,
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The orbit of the moon affects the whole planet.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:06,
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Are you calling Mrs Foxtrot fat?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:12,
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"Ms" makes her sound like a lesbian thoughOh hang on... I didn't realise that was the arrangement.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:20,
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My one apologised once we got homewhich was a fucking relief, normally dancing makes her happy as larry, I was dreading what she was going to be like once it was over.
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She also apologised last nightI farted and went to sleep. I win
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:09,
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You know you've found a special girlif she's prepared to apologise for being wrong. Ever.
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Best - seeing mum and DJ.Worst - crying like an absolute Mary all through the funeral.
I'm on my way home now. What have I missed, /OT?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:10,
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Some shit puns and Quentin calling swipe fat(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:12,
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This^It did start off quite well, but has faltered somewhat
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:17,
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You might think this would inspire me to do some workbut no
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:18,
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Fucking hell.I can't leave you lot alone for one day...
I say, isn't the weather nice?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:22,
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It was yesterdayFucking cold now
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:23,
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I've been sitting inside with my back to the window all dayI neither know nor care what the weather is like. It makes no difference to me whatsoever.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:25,
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Our office has tinted windowswhich makes even the nicest day look grey and shite. Way to go office designers!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:26,
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:27,
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FailI do not live in Sunderland
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:28,
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OccasionallyNot in Sunderland though. I'm from there if that helps
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:29,
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Bugger itI'm going home.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:29,
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AlsoTravelodge is shite. How chompy managed to get any sex there is a complete mystery to me.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:25,
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One of the lads in our office is away that much and stays in TravelodgesHis wife bought him a framed pic of Lenny Henry
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:32,
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I was quite pleased with my poemThe rest of you have been fucking shit
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Pah!I was most pleased with my 9:52am LTI
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:23,
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Also down to meI genuinely think that if you ever jack this place in the board will fold in on itself and disappear
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I will doTomorrow. I got's to leave now as kiddies are not 100%
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:33,
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Best - boxing night out
Worst - Hangover Sunday
Best - Bristol get together
Worst- Uni assignment
Not yet
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Best: Seeing someone I haven't seen in a month on SaturdayWorst, nearly passing out walking up the South bank, because I forgot how weedy I am.
This week: mostly full of dull, waiting for the op on Saturday, best will probably be Friday night when I will probably thing fuck it and decide That surgery can't be any worse with a hangover.
No mother's day present, but I really should, she's been great lately.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Mar 2012, 16:32,
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Had a cracking weekend, weather was nice and made new friends. Worst thing was I spent far too much money.
Best thing about this week is I go home on Friday and have an action packed weekend planned. Nothing is bad about this week, I'm in far too good a mood.
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I had a great weekend. Blackpool is by turns brilliant and shockingly nasty.The front is actually really nice, but the shopping centre? Jesus, it's l977. Poverty and a pervading sense of drunken menace everywhere.
My mother will get a card and be grateful...
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 12 Mar 2012, 17:03,
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