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Now that CQ is gone, who else should get the ban hammer?(
Lisette von Falcon, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 17:41,
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stop cracking on peoples girlfriends and all you twat(
Lisette von Falcon, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 17:43,
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Wut?I wasn't coming on to her, she's not even all that attractive.
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wait, I meant cracking OVER peoples girlfriends(
Lisette von Falcon, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 17:45,
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I'm trying to insinuate that you're hitting on and then masterbating whilst thinking about other b3tans girlfriends(
Lisette von Falcon, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 17:48,
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I wouldn't. She's blonde and not that hot.Let's not go there again.
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Who's saying what? That I complained about CQ and got him stepped?That is categorically untrue. I've never gazzed a mod or complained to the mods about anybody. B3ta's an open community where the rules and standards are pretty much known and observed by all users.
If he was stepped, my only involvement was that he was bitching at me. He was deleting posts, then he said that someone else had deleted, then he vanished.
It's nothing to do with me.
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I mean, rumour has it, you're the mod that stepped him(
Lisette von Falcon, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 17:56,
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I ain't no mod. I don't abide by anyone's rules but my own.Except when I'm at work, then I have to enforce FSA regulations.
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Oh dear. But I got stepped once, at the height of the SpankyHanky wars, how could a mod get stepped?(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 17:59, Reply)
I have no idea what is going onI'd like to be banned from cake for a while, my trousers are getting smaller
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 17:55,
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it usually isall i heard was you got all upset and told on CQ because he was all mean
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 17:57,
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listen, you want to know about trousers getting small, talk to meI WAS addicted to the beefy crunchy burrito at taco bell but they don't have it anymore major sad face but now they've a DORITO TACO OMFG
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 17:59,
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Sounds likeI missed another fun packed day.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 18:01,
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dozer banned CQ cos he was slagging off his mum(
Lisette von Falcon, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 18:02,
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yeah, me tooI was busy training up eco warriors
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 18:02,
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Well that's good and badI was thinking of giving you a shout to see if you fancied a beer tonight as I was in town this afternoon.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 18:06,
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I was finished by 14.00 anywaySo I wasn't going to hang about for three and a half hours.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 18:20,
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For the good of humanity, I'd sayWhen you are crawling around your hovel in your final days, incontinent and bleeding from every orifice, you might reflect upon the mediocrity that you hath wrought.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 18:26,
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No, you're not and I apologiseDogmatic, unimiginative, pretentious and self obsessed to the point of paranoia, but not mediocre.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 18:34,
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Oh blimey - toys out of the pram and all over the call centre floor again?Evening all.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 18:04,
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Everyonelet the place rest in peace
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 18:13,
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i can't believe plumdozer bullied CQ into having a nervous breakdownand now he's trying to do the same to me :(((
wrong person got banned for sure
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i get the feeling he's undermining me nowwill the mind games never end?
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I reckon we should get Monty banned while he's away.And then when he comes back he'll be all like 'oh my god, man, why have I been banned I never even done nothin' and we'll be all like 'haha bitch sucks to be you'
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 18:22,
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This all seems excessive. I can get away with saying I want vivisection to be practiced on gypsies and spackers but CQ gets stepped for something that sounds pretty inocuous. Wtf?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 18:25,
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Colin is obviously another attempt by Bert. Why do you continue to bother FFS? Haven't you got sisters to fornicate with?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 18:31,
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Yo K Dawg.TD was a big meaniepants to me.
What should I do? Delete my account and kill myself?
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Oof - yer buggerThat hurt, did that - your transatlantic hammer.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 18:42,
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I suspect the banwas to liven this place up a bit. We can each expect a banning at a random time in the next week or two, while everyone else hypothesises
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 18:45,
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It'll be me next, for being self-obsessed to the point of paranoia.(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 18:47, Reply)
you'd lol all over yourself at that one wouldn't you, MOD?(
Lisette von Falcon, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 18:48,
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what if you ARE a mod and don't realise?perhaps you mod using your telepathic powers
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 18:49,
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I don't know about you guys but I'm voting Colin off the island.(
Lisette von Falcon, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 18:49,
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I'd take ten Colins from Dorking over CQ and his tedious self pity and pubic face(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 18:53,
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Rory, have you seen the state of this prick? Srsly funny shizzle, right here.(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 18:54, Reply)
aw, man.Do you think we can get back to normal now?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:12,
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Bang and the dirt is gone.(
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:11,
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Berts one of the best posters this place has ever had(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:14,
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I don't think that was Bert.(
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:15,
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well it was a very good impression, we'll never know though(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:17,
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It wasn't.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:18,
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My cover is broken.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:21,
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Bert, whatever his faults, could spell.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:21,
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Bert would also drag it out a bit longer.(
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:25,
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True. He'd also have waited for Monty to get backbefore having a pop at him re child access etc.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:26,
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If that last one was a genuine ban then it seems like we're being clamped down onSo calling Gonz a boring little Jewish prick with a prescription drug dependency problem wouldn't be received well.
So I won't.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:12,
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Another falling out that I've missed :(Details please
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:13,
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Do you want him to wait till you've got your cock firmly in hand?(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:14,
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Not after 4 pints of Guinness I'm not(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:17,
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are you trying to threaten me into buying you alcohol?this is the worst i have ever seen this forum, its awful
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So you've always despised him?(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:16,
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I love everyone. You know that. Apart from Al. As he's a wanker. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:19,
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COR GOSSIP, SPILL THE BEANSent he a fairy in real life who laughs all the time to cover his crippling social awkwardness?
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:24,
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I don't know, I've never met him.I just know he's shagging my brother.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:25,
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I can only repeat what has been thrown at him on the board(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:26,
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Gonz would take that in good-ish spirit I expectVive la difference
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:14,
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Get me banned thenYou Maroon 5 lookalike self obsessive.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:17,
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Cherish those scarsBecause you'll NEVER be cut by anyone better.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:22,
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OK I'm back in town in a couple of weeks - I'll give you a ring for a few beers.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:28,
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Even though I am tedious, self-obsessed to the point of paranoia and unimaginative?(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:30, Reply)
You're not a bad geezer in real life.(
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:31,
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that was the best bit of his crap meltdown, it weren't tongue in cheekThe worst part of the whole affair is my posts are lost forever :'(''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:34,
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He's like a 15 year old.In a bad way. In what way could I feasibly be jealous of a mid-thirties, divorced, single father who only gets to see his kid every fortnight, wears army surplus, has a beard and has very clear learning difficulties? At least when I'm rude to people I am 1, literate, and 2, realistic.
My favourite bit was when I got told off for winding him up, all I'd done was deliberately got him to go and look up the meaning of coulrophobia so he'd know I called him a clown.
You massive bender.
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Why bring his Jewishness into it?Being a Jew is hardly grounds to criticise someone.
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it's censorship is what it is(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:21,
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also my post grassing up CQ for distributing child pornography of a category five level has been deletedTHE CHINESE HAVE TAKEN OVER !!!!!!!!
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:23,
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it's his own kid that he's having passed round his group of peedo mates like a sick five pound note(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:27,
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To think we won two world wars for the freedom to live without censorship.(, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:22, Reply)
i'm always gazzing the mods abut the bullying that goes on herebut they never bloody listen, and one nice guy has a bit of a breakdown and they've banned him for life? world's gone mad
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I hear they've had his computer impounded(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:23,
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well that what dozer told the modsand now he's in Guantanamo
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:26,
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I didn't report anybody to the mods.Though now we know the truth about CQ's paedophilic tendencies, maybe I should have.
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with a daemon childbranded with the number of hte beast
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:27,
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I was wondering what happened there.BUT I HEARD HE WAS OFF THE SHOPS SO I DUNNO WHAT TO THINK EH
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:26,
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to buy lubricant for his
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I don't want to think or talk about this anymore
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:29,
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Sian Williams.A tribute wank, it was her last day on BBC Breakfast.
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I am both pleased for you and outragedI would give two pints of blood in exchange for a day off.
Hang on...
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I only had to give one last yearI got a day off and spent it eating black pudding and spinach
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:43,
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I'm giving a pint of blood tomorrow anywayEDIT - It's not a day off, it's a day without pay.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:43,
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No need, you've got the day offI'm just going to arrange a non-fatal hit on myself, I'm knackered
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this is the worst bit of internet bullying i've ever encounteredas in it's so fucking lame I don't even know why I'm here
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:40,
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Which bit in particular?Bring me up to speed, K. Apart from Dozer being a mod, I already knew that anyway, I'm people who know people
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I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'D SAY THAT KRISTINEI'd expect it from that twat, but not from you.
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There's been no finesseNot like how you duffed up Battered
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:41,
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It was like one a post wonder, crack a Joe Frazier left to the jaw, *BANG* OUT FOR THE COUNT(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:45,
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DON@TFUCKWIVKRIZZLINTONb3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post953870?highlight=answers-post-954165
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:50,
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he fucked his account so he couldn't log back in, I'm assumingb3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post954096
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:54,
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oh my god that's racist!I'm offended and I'm reporting you to the mods.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:53,
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THEY ALREADY KNOWWell, Dozer does, and he's so mod he shagged Leslie Ash in an alley in Brighton
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Sorry bbz.And take this as a verbal warning, from B3ta's newest mod.
No more Scot-bashing, mmkay?
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Scotland are incredibly shit at sportand your national instrument is ludicrous.
"No".
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England are hardly world-class at sport.And I don't give a fuck about sport anyway, apart from snooker, which the Scots are quite good at.
Remind me again what the English national instrument is- the hurdy gurdy? The lute?
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England have the best test cricket team in the worldand recently beat the French, World Cup runners up, at rugby, and the Spanish, World and European Champions, at football
DO YOUR RESEARCH, SHOTTON
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But they struggle to get past semi-finals in football comps and have a bizarre sense of entitlement.Rugby is for benders and isn't a real sport.
And the best cricket team? Cricket is a joke and your former colonies delight in whupping your ass at it. You may have the odd season where England do alright, but you're about as consistent at that as you are at football.
And it's funny as fuck how the first thing you can think of to make out that Scotland, as a nation and a country is shit, is sport.
Bravo Darth, bravo.
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You're adorable when you're wrong but can't admit itNight night xxx
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Not really.He seemed normal at first, but then the facade slipped mightily. Some of us think he is Bert, the older contingent express a somewhat opposing view.
It was very funny though.
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it was shit like an ape mashing the keyboaRD OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! etc
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:47,
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I'm seeing him tomorrow for Squeeze at the PhilI'll ask him who he is then
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this is all one massive joke isn't itI'm not sure I can keep up
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:50,
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What the fuck are you doing back?I thought you were prancing about like a Mary tonight.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:42,
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MwahBrief respite, had one lesson, going back in 20. Trying to keep myself awake during a video chat with my folks
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Someone should tell your parents how much you hate them.It's the kindest thing.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:46,
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I don't begrudge giving up an hour of my week for the people who brought me into the world, even when it should be the closest thing to a break I've had all weekI do reserve the right to be bored during
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I tried Jeff.nobody wanted to know. Looks like it'll just be you and me. Or me and Gonz.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:57,
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make sure you can get it out againor they'll just laugh at you casualty. Again
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 15 Mar 2012, 19:48,
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