catherine tate was a classic "girl next door beauty"
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( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:47, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

there were moments when i thought she looked alright
she's like a puffer fish, she looks completely different sometimes
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:49, Reply)

She lives near me, I assure that IRL she is a munter

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:50, Reply)

ok, so my point stands

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:52, Reply)

Only with lots of medication
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 11:55, Reply)

Ha ha

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:00, Reply)

i mean cos gingerface could still be your neighbour
whereas the new girl is more like the really pretty one who hung around with the female bully who held you by the throat and made you hand over your lunch money and there was nothing you could do cos you can't hit girls.

and you couldn't help but get a boner cos the pretty one was there and it was sort of excitting and now the only way you can get it up is if an ugly girl is strangling you while your girlfriend watches, and that makes intimacy quite difficult

or something
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:04, Reply)

her face is very round

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:05, Reply)

looks angular and warty to me

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:09, Reply)

HAHA I WAS LOOKING AT MY PENIS!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:11, Reply)

Someone has to.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:14, Reply)

my poor gf :(

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Mar 2012, 12:15, Reply)