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It's Thursday! Yay...
Is there a more depressing day? Fucking wannabe Friday. Cunt
Anyways, what does today have on store for you? Are you going to be discussing Alan Sugar's latest look at me series with Ruth at the water cooler? Stop looking down her top you pervert! I can't fucking stand Alan Sugar, the beardy freak
Today I will be mostly trying to fend off full blown meltdowns from two of my team whilst actually trying to start this weeks work. I shall also be discussing The Walking Dead and mainlining coffee
Alt:
Did everyone sleep badly last night?
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 6:29, 262 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Is there a more depressing day? Fucking wannabe Friday. Cunt
Anyways, what does today have on store for you? Are you going to be discussing Alan Sugar's latest look at me series with Ruth at the water cooler? Stop looking down her top you pervert! I can't fucking stand Alan Sugar, the beardy freak
Today I will be mostly trying to fend off full blown meltdowns from two of my team whilst actually trying to start this weeks work. I shall also be discussing The Walking Dead and mainlining coffee
Alt:
Did everyone sleep badly last night?
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 6:29, 262 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
took me a while to drop off
and I had to get up to pee at 6 but otherwise I slept fi-ARGHMYBACK
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 7:36, Reply)
and I had to get up to pee at 6 but otherwise I slept fi-ARGHMYBACK
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 7:36, Reply)
Thursdays are not as bad as Wednesdays
Today I won't be discussing 'The apprentice' for several reasons, mainly because I don't own a TV and I work from home for a German company (so I don't have ANY colleagues in the UK).
I shall mostly be finishing reports, completing and sending quotes and making appointments for next week. Rock & roll
I slept like a baby - woke up crying because I was hungry and had shat myself -Aithangyew.
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 7:37, Reply)
Today I won't be discussing 'The apprentice' for several reasons, mainly because I don't own a TV and I work from home for a German company (so I don't have ANY colleagues in the UK).
I shall mostly be finishing reports, completing and sending quotes and making appointments for next week. Rock & roll
I slept like a baby - woke up crying because I was hungry and had shat myself -Aithangyew.
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 7:37, Reply)
I have to be in work by 9 this morning for my yearly performance development review
Pondering whether I should mention the interview I had yesterday to my manager.
What's the etiquette for this situation?
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 7:48, Reply)
Pondering whether I should mention the interview I had yesterday to my manager.
What's the etiquette for this situation?
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 7:48, Reply)
^^^^ What he said
Even if you get an offer, you may decide not to take it.
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 8:06, Reply)
Even if you get an offer, you may decide not to take it.
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 8:06, Reply)
Or more likely they'll withdraw the offer when they've realised what a cunt he really is.
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( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 8:13, Reply)
Traditionally the done thing is to delete your account and kill yourself.
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 8:09, Reply)
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 8:09, Reply)
Thanks!
*deletes Monty's Account*
*kills Monty*
"My biggest weakness? Hmm, sometimes I don't take the time to read the requirements properly."
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 8:23, Reply)
*deletes Monty's Account*
*kills Monty*
"My biggest weakness? Hmm, sometimes I don't take the time to read the requirements properly."
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 8:23, Reply)
Alt: I don't think I slept for more than an hour.
Am currently wielding a huge bucket of coffee and do not feel even the slightest bit chirpy. Lovely morning here though.
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 8:08, Reply)
Am currently wielding a huge bucket of coffee and do not feel even the slightest bit chirpy. Lovely morning here though.
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 8:08, Reply)
Now I don't feel so bad for my 'trying to depress Bartleby' post below.
You swine.
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 8:12, Reply)
You swine.
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 8:12, Reply)
I'm feeling good today, and feel like doing some spring cleaning over the weekend.
Please feel free to break my morale so I just get drunk and watch telly instead.
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 8:09, Reply)
Please feel free to break my morale so I just get drunk and watch telly instead.
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 8:09, Reply)
Even when your house is clean it will still be in Luton.
You might as well sit at a bus stop with a carrier bag of White Ace and drink it until you soil yourself, instead.
Hope this helps.
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 8:10, Reply)
You might as well sit at a bus stop with a carrier bag of White Ace and drink it until you soil yourself, instead.
Hope this helps.
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 8:10, Reply)
We have special tramp shelters for that in the middle of town.
There is even a waiting list.
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 8:13, Reply)
There is even a waiting list.
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 8:13, Reply)
Slept well thanks for asking
Today I am leading an offsite meeting with 30 of my most senior managers across the teams I lead, before taking them all on the piss. Tempted to rush the content of the meeting to get to the pub for opening time.
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 8:12, Reply)
Today I am leading an offsite meeting with 30 of my most senior managers across the teams I lead, before taking them all on the piss. Tempted to rush the content of the meeting to get to the pub for opening time.
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 8:12, Reply)
I would have posted that myself
but I didn't want to brag about my new 'wheels'.
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 8:21, Reply)
but I didn't want to brag about my new 'wheels'.
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 8:21, Reply)
Today, I will be aiming not to go completely apeshit.
Yesterday was the worst day I've had in a long time, so just trying to get past that. Also, in advance, no, it wasn't to do with the football.
Alt: Nope, was up drinking til about 3:30.
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 8:26, Reply)
Yesterday was the worst day I've had in a long time, so just trying to get past that. Also, in advance, no, it wasn't to do with the football.
Alt: Nope, was up drinking til about 3:30.
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 8:26, Reply)
I've just been informed my line manager will be going home at 11
I'm going to push for a half day
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 8:34, Reply)
I'm going to push for a half day
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 8:34, Reply)
My boss is in Barbados
I am in charge and thus can't go home, much as I'd love to.
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 8:39, Reply)
I am in charge and thus can't go home, much as I'd love to.
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 8:39, Reply)
On the plus side
I just got a spam email entitled 'say goodbye to body acne'
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 8:49, Reply)
I just got a spam email entitled 'say goodbye to body acne'
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 8:49, Reply)
You should read my poetry
*posts huge picture*
*refuses to refuse it*
Btw, did you know, James Hutchings Is A Cunt.
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:01, Reply)
*posts huge picture*
*refuses to refuse it*
Btw, did you know, James Hutchings Is A Cunt.
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:01, Reply)
I had heard that he is. The reviews on Amazon of his 'work' aren't too great either.
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I slept like a fucking log.
I have a feeling I kept my housemate up though cos I'm sick, so I think I'm snoring like a drain at the moment.
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 8:31, Reply)
I have a feeling I kept my housemate up though cos I'm sick, so I think I'm snoring like a drain at the moment.
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 8:31, Reply)
Broken glass everywhere People pissing on the stairs, you know they just don’t care I can't take the smell
I can't take the noise no more
Got no money to move out, I guess I got no choice
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 8:45, Reply)
I can't take the noise no more
Got no money to move out, I guess I got no choice
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 8:45, Reply)
dee dee dee dee dah,
There they are all standing in a row,
bom bom bom,
Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head.
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 8:59, Reply)
There they are all standing in a row,
bom bom bom,
Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head.
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 8:59, Reply)
yeah, was an image I've not been able to get out of my head.
I felt a little violated, truth be told.
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:05, Reply)
I felt a little violated, truth be told.
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:05, Reply)
The face and the lips tremble as it rips
Your breath quickening as heat rushes in
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 8:55, Reply)
Your breath quickening as heat rushes in
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 8:55, Reply)
why are people posting lyrics to gay songs? do they not realise myspace closed 6 years ago
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i have two songs in my head today, one is
too shy, shy, hush-hush eye-to-eye and the other is that seal with adamantium one
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:08, Reply)
too shy, shy, hush-hush eye-to-eye and the other is that seal with adamantium one
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:08, Reply)
you know the one
it goes dern-durn-dern-durn-der-dern-der-der-er
and seal is going on about 'how we live and will we flyyyyyyyyy?' or that
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:10, Reply)
it goes dern-durn-dern-durn-der-dern-der-der-er
and seal is going on about 'how we live and will we flyyyyyyyyy?' or that
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:10, Reply)
One of my old employees got the dead one's clothes.
He'd been banging the chap's missus on the sly, and when he carked it, she offered him a go through his clothes to see if he wanted any of them. This is a bit creepy.
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:24, Reply)
He'd been banging the chap's missus on the sly, and when he carked it, she offered him a go through his clothes to see if he wanted any of them. This is a bit creepy.
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:24, Reply)
They were both Scots, and both a bit crusty.
Later addition 'Mr C' is a massive spanner and were there any justice in the world he'd have been the one to die.
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:28, Reply)
Later addition 'Mr C' is a massive spanner and were there any justice in the world he'd have been the one to die.
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:28, Reply)
Yeah, banging someone who's been with anyone from The Shamen is very creepy.
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:27, Reply)
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I work with a guy called Adam, who is also a DJ
When I started, everyone called him Adamski. I honestly, genuinely thought it was his name at first, as I hadn't heard of the original.
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:13, Reply)
When I started, everyone called him Adamski. I honestly, genuinely thought it was his name at first, as I hadn't heard of the original.
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:13, Reply)
It's probably going below it.
It was a reference to Ski yoghurt.
I'm very sorry.
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:16, Reply)
It was a reference to Ski yoghurt.
I'm very sorry.
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:16, Reply)
I found a copy
of Doctor Adamskis Musical Pharmacy in a box of old cd's I had hidden in the loft.
I think I should have left it hidden
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:13, Reply)
of Doctor Adamskis Musical Pharmacy in a box of old cd's I had hidden in the loft.
I think I should have left it hidden
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:13, Reply)
Best record he ever made
is the Babysitters EP, recorded with his brother when he was about five or something. It's a DIY punk classic.
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:15, Reply)
is the Babysitters EP, recorded with his brother when he was about five or something. It's a DIY punk classic.
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:15, Reply)
solitary brother, is there still a part of me that wants to LIVE?!?!?
dun-dun-dun-dun-der-dun-dun.
Great song that.
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:13, Reply)
dun-dun-dun-dun-der-dun-dun.
Great song that.
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:13, Reply)
Fuck it. Not Friday but imma gonna listen to this anyway. PLZ RETWEET IF U LEIK!!!!! #dancefuckmonkeydance
www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4eav7dFvc8
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:18, Reply)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4eav7dFvc8
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:18, Reply)
shitting fuck, where the fuck did I put my toxi suit and glow sticks? #buildmeafuckingtimemachineanddropmeoffinafieldfullofravers
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKmhlA2S2KU&feature=related
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:22, Reply)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKmhlA2S2KU&feature=related
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:22, Reply)
didn't they do that song about condensation?
no, hang on, was that bros?
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:35, Reply)
no, hang on, was that bros?
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:35, Reply)
no, take on me was done by Frankly Does Gone Hollywood.
Besides, I like that song by Simply Reds, you know the one.
Relight my fire, your love is my only de-sire! Relight my fire cause I neeeeeeeeeed YOUR LOVE!!
you know, the one they did with Cilla Black off that dating show on the telly, god's gift or summit.
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:42, Reply)
Besides, I like that song by Simply Reds, you know the one.
Relight my fire, your love is my only de-sire! Relight my fire cause I neeeeeeeeeed YOUR LOVE!!
you know, the one they did with Cilla Black off that dating show on the telly, god's gift or summit.
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:42, Reply)
you are benn RIDICULOUS
It was Davina McCall who sung Surprise Surprise with the boyband 5ive
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:53, Reply)
It was Davina McCall who sung Surprise Surprise with the boyband 5ive
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:53, Reply)
oh man, I love 5ive!
movin on up, movin on out. nothing can stop me now!!!!
classic.
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:59, Reply)
movin on up, movin on out. nothing can stop me now!!!!
classic.
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:59, Reply)
a little bit more confidence could have improved their performance
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:16, Reply)
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They were featured in an article about 'Two Hit Wonders' in The Word magazine recently.
Which I thought was overstating the case by about 50%.
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:23, Reply)
Which I thought was overstating the case by about 50%.
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:23, Reply)
Indeed.
Limahl's smash theme song from 'Neverending Story' was a solo release, and not under the 'googoo moniker. DO THESE PEOPLE KNOW NOTHING?
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:35, Reply)
Limahl's smash theme song from 'Neverending Story' was a solo release, and not under the 'googoo moniker. DO THESE PEOPLE KNOW NOTHING?
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:35, Reply)
In other news, someone I went to school with has just been jailed
He always was a bit of a prick - www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lancashire-17448698
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:09, Reply)
He always was a bit of a prick - www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lancashire-17448698
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:09, Reply)
Will his driving ban start now
or when he's let out? How does it work?
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:10, Reply)
or when he's let out? How does it work?
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:10, Reply)
Not a clue
The road in question is notorious for speeding on though
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:11, Reply)
The road in question is notorious for speeding on though
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:11, Reply)
driving bans are stupid, he'll be banned from driving while he's IN prison
although this is still effective, because in 1 year he'll end up ina D cat and may be allowed out to work
but he won't be allowed to drive
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:11, Reply)
although this is still effective, because in 1 year he'll end up ina D cat and may be allowed out to work
but he won't be allowed to drive
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:11, Reply)
Got to bed at midnight
been awake off and on since 4am due to a very snotty and unhappy baby
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:10, Reply)
been awake off and on since 4am due to a very snotty and unhappy baby
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:10, Reply)
"been awake off and on since 4am due to being a very snotty and unhappy baby"
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:14, Reply)
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Has anyone else got DrawSomething on their phone?
It's an absolute productivity-knackerer. More so than this place.
Morning all
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:13, Reply)
It's an absolute productivity-knackerer. More so than this place.
Morning all
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:13, Reply)
You're still upset about us stuffing you 7-3 the other night, aren't you
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:25, Reply)
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Every time you call me a Leeds fan, I check the train prices for Macc-Norwich.
You're still safe, but I'm considering a murder trip soon
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:27, Reply)
You're still safe, but I'm considering a murder trip soon
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:27, Reply)
I would say "you don't know where I live or work"
but Norwich is so small that if you wandered around it for half an hour you'd find me.
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:35, Reply)
but Norwich is so small that if you wandered around it for half an hour you'd find me.
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:35, Reply)
As long as you don't use a permanent marker it wipes off fine.
You could just use some paper though, silly Darth.
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:15, Reply)
You could just use some paper though, silly Darth.
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:15, Reply)
And then fold up the drawing and paper aeroplane it to my mate in Bristol?
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:26, Reply)
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Fuck knows Darth, I appear to have gone all nostalgic on youtubes. Anyone remember A Trip to Trumpton?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFioBKsnpKo&feature=related
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:29, Reply)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFioBKsnpKo&feature=related
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:29, Reply)
HAHA! of fuck, I forgot about this. Shove an E up your beak hole and dance you big bird cunt!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_fXDfZR-4U&feature=related
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:38, Reply)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_fXDfZR-4U&feature=related
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:38, Reply)
Surprisingly addictive innit
So, who's going to win The Apprentice, Apey?
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:26, Reply)
So, who's going to win The Apprentice, Apey?
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:26, Reply)
Sticking your neck out there
You should change you name to Naked Giraffe
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:35, Reply)
You should change you name to Naked Giraffe
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:35, Reply)
No, and I really want it, but my phone is shit.
I fucking loved playing 'Broken Picture Telephone'
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:16, Reply)
I fucking loved playing 'Broken Picture Telephone'
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:16, Reply)
Oh god I loved that.
There was another one but I can't remember the name...
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:26, Reply)
There was another one but I can't remember the name...
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:26, Reply)
I shall be, and indeed already have been,
discussing how I got trapped between two obese sweat creatures on the train this morning and have no body to blame but myself. They were sat on a three seat row with bags on the seat between them to stop anyone else sitting there. So I made them move them for me. One of them actually glared at me and said 'for fucks sake' and didn't move them until they realised I wasn't going to stop glaring back until they did.
The brief feeling of satisfaction wasn't really worth the next 30 minutes of having fat thighs rubbing up against me on both sides.
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:15, Reply)
discussing how I got trapped between two obese sweat creatures on the train this morning and have no body to blame but myself. They were sat on a three seat row with bags on the seat between them to stop anyone else sitting there. So I made them move them for me. One of them actually glared at me and said 'for fucks sake' and didn't move them until they realised I wasn't going to stop glaring back until they did.
The brief feeling of satisfaction wasn't really worth the next 30 minutes of having fat thighs rubbing up against me on both sides.
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:15, Reply)
you just made my mate choke on his water laughing that hard.
well done.
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:35, Reply)
well done.
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:35, Reply)
I slept ok, actually.
At least, relative to how I have been sleeping recently.
I shall certainly have a long and fairly depressing day today. It doesn't help that I found an email waiting for me this morning inviting me to some shitty work do. I can instantly tell I don't want to go from the fact the sender finished her plug with
"It promises to be a wild and crazy night."
*shudders*
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:28, Reply)
At least, relative to how I have been sleeping recently.
I shall certainly have a long and fairly depressing day today. It doesn't help that I found an email waiting for me this morning inviting me to some shitty work do. I can instantly tell I don't want to go from the fact the sender finished her plug with
"It promises to be a wild and crazy night."
*shudders*
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:28, Reply)
You work with Steve Martin?
You lucky bugger.
Actually, on second thoughts, I bet that wouldn't be anywhere near as much fun as it sounds.
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:29, Reply)
You lucky bugger.
Actually, on second thoughts, I bet that wouldn't be anywhere near as much fun as it sounds.
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:29, Reply)
Steve Martin has not been remotely entertaining for at least thirty years.
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:32, Reply)
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Short of including a Battlestar Galactica reference, it couldn't sound much more "Simpsons Tie" if it tried
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Fortunately, I'm under no obligation to turn up.
(I'm sure the rest of the department is gratefully acknowledging the same right now)
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:57, Reply)
(I'm sure the rest of the department is gratefully acknowledging the same right now)
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:57, Reply)
Well, if you don't really fancy going
wear your oldest uniform and your second-best shako. A subtle cock snooked and you'll not be invited back.
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:36, Reply)
wear your oldest uniform and your second-best shako. A subtle cock snooked and you'll not be invited back.
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:36, Reply)
I've read that about 4 times and I can't work out WHAT THE FUCK you're saying
/ac
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:39, Reply)
/ac
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:39, Reply)
Besides,
how do you know it's not Lampito cross-dress accounting asCrowme?
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:58, Reply)
how do you know it's not Lampito cross-dress accounting as
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:58, Reply)
No lies
Leia's birthday cake, its a moist fruit cake made by the wife's stepmum who I like. Plenty of marzipan and pink and purple icing.
I sleep on the floor a lot these days
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:33, Reply)
Leia's birthday cake, its a moist fruit cake made by the wife's stepmum who I like. Plenty of marzipan and pink and purple icing.
I sleep on the floor a lot these days
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:33, Reply)
Ooof! With nothing to cushion the blow.
Alright lovelyface? *panders*
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:40, Reply)
Alright lovelyface? *panders*
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:40, Reply)
Things aren't great, but they'll settle down soon enough.
How's this semester treating you?
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:44, Reply)
How's this semester treating you?
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:44, Reply)
Hope they do.
Stress and worry but the weather is picking up which will make a world of difference!
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:51, Reply)
Stress and worry but the weather is picking up which will make a world of difference!
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:51, Reply)
Your plan is clearly floored
I mean, who will be king geek if he leaves?
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:43, Reply)
I mean, who will be king geek if he leaves?
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:43, Reply)
When I lived in Greenford there was (and maybe still is) a shop called Sofa King
with a poster in the window that read "Our Prices are Sofa King Low!"
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:45, Reply)
with a poster in the window that read "Our Prices are Sofa King Low!"
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:45, Reply)
Cos things aren't so good with the oven glove
I would sleep on the sofa but the youngun is still waking in the night and so I sleep on her floor so I am on hand to feed/shake her
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:42, Reply)
I would sleep on the sofa but the youngun is still waking in the night and so I sleep on her floor so I am on hand to feed/shake her
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:42, Reply)
Emilio Estevez, Kiefer Sutherland, Lou Diamond Phillips, Charlie Sheen, Dermot Mulroney and Casey Siemaszko,
keep waking in the night?
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:47, Reply)
keep waking in the night?
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:47, Reply)
Keep reminding her that she's in a restricted market for upgrading the kids to a new daddy
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:49, Reply)
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i had a row with my mrs last night too man, its definitely over now
too much water under the bridge and that
right now i just want to get very drunk, wake up next to an unattractive girl i don't know and will never see again and then just carry on like everything's ok
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:37, Reply)
too much water under the bridge and that
right now i just want to get very drunk, wake up next to an unattractive girl i don't know and will never see again and then just carry on like everything's ok
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:37, Reply)
trust you to pick on me when i'm having a tough time
i didn't come here for this you know
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:39, Reply)
i didn't come here for this you know
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:39, Reply)
I did 6 miles this morning, was chuffed with that
Mentioned it to a workmate and he promptly challenges me to this shit
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:57, Reply)
Mentioned it to a workmate and he promptly challenges me to this shit
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:57, Reply)
hahaha!
My 10k run is on the 8th April. I'll do 8k tonight and Friday then 10k next week
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:58, Reply)
My 10k run is on the 8th April. I'll do 8k tonight and Friday then 10k next week
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:58, Reply)
Nope
Just to stop being a lolfatty. Still haven't got the stuff through for it as yet actually. I may set up a justgiving page or something
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:02, Reply)
Just to stop being a lolfatty. Still haven't got the stuff through for it as yet actually. I may set up a justgiving page or something
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:02, Reply)
Set up a charity as well
People are more inclined to give if they think the money's not just going to your beer fund
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:06, Reply)
People are more inclined to give if they think the money's not just going to your beer fund
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:06, Reply)
I actually would really like to do an event like that Muddy thing, or a Spartan run
but realistically I'm some way off being able to complete such a thing
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:08, Reply)
but realistically I'm some way off being able to complete such a thing
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:08, Reply)
I thought a 10k would be a good start, followed by the Great North Run
or the other 13 miler in Sunderland
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:09, Reply)
or the other 13 miler in Sunderland
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:09, Reply)
Yeah I want to do the Robin Hood half-marathon this year
Or the City of Norwich half, except that's in fucking NOVEMBER. Who wants to run outdoors in November?!
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:10, Reply)
Or the City of Norwich half, except that's in fucking NOVEMBER. Who wants to run outdoors in November?!
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:10, Reply)
Yeah we get a lot of them round here
this being the least racially diverse city in England and all
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:13, Reply)
this being the least racially diverse city in England and all
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:13, Reply)
I don't mind Thursday
I get to nip for a pint after work on a Thursday.
In addition to this I have only just this minute strolled into work.
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:57, Reply)
I get to nip for a pint after work on a Thursday.
In addition to this I have only just this minute strolled into work.
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:57, Reply)
Actually it appears to be a cracking day today
I may have to have a lunchtime pint down the Quayside
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:57, Reply)
I may have to have a lunchtime pint down the Quayside
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 9:57, Reply)
I just had to do a poo by torchlight
as the lights in the bog were broken; I can imagine Kroney finds this quite romantic
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:03, Reply)
as the lights in the bog were broken; I can imagine Kroney finds this quite romantic
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:03, Reply)
Sometimes I light candles all around the bathroom
and put Barry White on the radio before settling down for a nice poo. Unfortunately, last time I did this, it turned out to be the opening salvo from the galloping trots. Quite the turn-off.
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:09, Reply)
and put Barry White on the radio before settling down for a nice poo. Unfortunately, last time I did this, it turned out to be the opening salvo from the galloping trots. Quite the turn-off.
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:09, Reply)
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