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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Looks like not all Frenchmen surrender
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-17473207
Unconfirmed reports he deservedly got shot. Prick
Edit: confirmed
Also vote in my second official poll www.b3ta.com/board/10724498
Alt: Don't you find it funny when two political parties have obviously got two differing party lines which are contradictory and the just bang them into each other. For example on Granny Tax, Con: "no one will lose any cash" Labour: "4 and a half million people will be worse off" The reality is there is a freeze on Tax relief for pensioners, so they won't loose any cash no, but the cash they get from the government hasn't gone up with inflation. Now if the polititians stopped spewing the party lines and just discussed that, then people could make their own minds up, it's a choice innit. I just think that politics of briefing in these sort of situations break down and everyone just looks silly, DON'T YOU AGREE!?
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:51, 146 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-17473207
Unconfirmed reports he deservedly got shot. Prick
Edit: confirmed
Also vote in my second official poll www.b3ta.com/board/10724498
Alt: Don't you find it funny when two political parties have obviously got two differing party lines which are contradictory and the just bang them into each other. For example on Granny Tax, Con: "no one will lose any cash" Labour: "4 and a half million people will be worse off" The reality is there is a freeze on Tax relief for pensioners, so they won't loose any cash no, but the cash they get from the government hasn't gone up with inflation. Now if the polititians stopped spewing the party lines and just discussed that, then people could make their own minds up, it's a choice innit. I just think that politics of briefing in these sort of situations break down and everyone just looks silly, DON'T YOU AGREE!?
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:51, 146 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
You've still got 'Swipe on ignore then?
Alt: The party line is to disagree with this. Soz.
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:57, Reply)
Alt: The party line is to disagree with this. Soz.
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:57, Reply)
No, I just think she a very unpopular mental
and thought I'd give people a better option.
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:58, Reply)
and thought I'd give people a better option.
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 10:58, Reply)
sure
commenting on politics when you are too batshit dumb to spell "politician" or even to look it up ONLINE in is, of course, a much much better option.
you sad little man.
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:01, Reply)
commenting on politics when you are too batshit dumb to spell "politician" or even to look it up ONLINE in is, of course, a much much better option.
you sad little man.
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:01, Reply)
Y'see I think that both you and Chompy are ok
I don't understand all the animosity.
Is there a back story, or do you just not like each other?
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:12, Reply)
I don't understand all the animosity.
Is there a back story, or do you just not like each other?
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:12, Reply)
There is a back story, i believe it involves Chompy being a prick
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:15, Reply)
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:15, Reply)
as i am not poor
kroney was right: i would never be caught dead in a travellodge, mein lieb.
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:32, Reply)
kroney was right: i would never be caught dead in a travellodge, mein lieb.
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:32, Reply)
is that why he rejected you?
some men jsut can't handle successful women
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:36, Reply)
some men jsut can't handle successful women
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:36, Reply)
I prefer being unmodded
Who needs a bloody sheriff who'll be a right fucking fanny full of handwringing and angst
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:02, Reply)
Who needs a bloody sheriff who'll be a right fucking fanny full of handwringing and angst
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:02, Reply)
I think an actual mod who knows what offtopic is like would just ignore the whiney shit
rather than other mods who just do what the gaz tells them.
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:04, Reply)
rather than other mods who just do what the gaz tells them.
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:04, Reply)
I should gaz rob to ban aa for all his shit pictures that he insists on relentlessly shoehorning in
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:06, Reply)
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We need rules Tangled, we're not savages.
But mainly to calm shit down when people get overtired.
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:21, Reply)
But mainly to calm shit down when people get overtired.
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:21, Reply)
you saw lord of the flies the other night, and you're worried we're going to start calling Bobby 'Piggie' and kill him with spears?
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:24, Reply)
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I agree that it would have to be an existing poster, as most of the conversation on here sounds like a row.
So would the main rule be: Calm down and stop taking it all too seriously?
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:28, Reply)
So would the main rule be: Calm down and stop taking it all too seriously?
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:28, Reply)
I think hour long bans are the way to go.
if they come back being a prick ban them for 24 hours
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:29, Reply)
if they come back being a prick ban them for 24 hours
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:29, Reply)
Another bonus would be to keep the people who have been banned from coming back.
Which might stop the bitchyness to anyone with a new username here.
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:33, Reply)
Which might stop the bitchyness to anyone with a new username here.
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:33, Reply)
Alt: Huge fan of 'party lines' right here.
LOLOLOLLOLmassivedruggez0rz
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:08, Reply)
LOLOLOLLOLmassivedruggez0rz
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:08, Reply)
You should work out what 'script drug is the closest to the stuff you like and then what alemants require it.
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Ah, the old 'empty bottles blocking access to the kitchen' problem.
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( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:14, Reply)
While I don't think this is a full blown LTI
I do think you should have to go and sit down at the side of the internet for five minutes.
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:36, Reply)
I do think you should have to go and sit down at the side of the internet for five minutes.
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:36, Reply)
He jumped through a window firing and was found dead on the ground...
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:17, Reply)
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:17, Reply)
it says 'several weapons'
how can you fire several weapons? i mean two sure, but several? unless he was rotating them somehow?
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:19, Reply)
how can you fire several weapons? i mean two sure, but several? unless he was rotating them somehow?
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:19, Reply)
Michel Platini* should have tried to coax him down with a bucket of snails or something
*What? I don't know any other French footballers.
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:21, Reply)
*What? I don't know any other French footballers.
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:21, Reply)
Alt: it's like you're suggesting that all politicians are obfusticating shitbags or something.
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:22, Reply)
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:22, Reply)
You must be middle class, its a perfectly acceptable word on my estate.
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:38, Reply)
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I've told you before, this is what you get for playing Words With Friends and not Scrabble.
Cheap, ad infested, money making, non-word score showing, painful to play bullshit.
Not that I'm a purist snob or anything.
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:50, Reply)
Cheap, ad infested, money making, non-word score showing, painful to play bullshit.
Not that I'm a purist snob or anything.
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:50, Reply)
It's one side saying
What we've done is all puppies and roses
and the other saying, they've just done a shit in an old ladies mouth.
Fucking stupid, it's a reasonable descision which no one will like, some will hate, if the savings made by this are anywhere near the cut in the top rate then people will be furious.
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:24, Reply)
What we've done is all puppies and roses
and the other saying, they've just done a shit in an old ladies mouth.
Fucking stupid, it's a reasonable descision which no one will like, some will hate, if the savings made by this are anywhere near the cut in the top rate then people will be furious.
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:24, Reply)
Opposition politicians undermine themselves constantly
by childishly feeling unable to praise their opposite numbers' decisions even when they're sound or not too bad. Makes them look like knobbers.
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:29, Reply)
by childishly feeling unable to praise their opposite numbers' decisions even when they're sound or not too bad. Makes them look like knobbers.
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:29, Reply)
True, but that's a tried and tested method.
And to be honest, at an election, they've got to say "we opposed and delayed that thing that fuck up" people forget the rest of it.
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:31, Reply)
And to be honest, at an election, they've got to say "we opposed and delayed that thing that fuck up" people forget the rest of it.
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:31, Reply)
It still is shit though
The whole performance in the House of Commons is quite frankly laughable, were they not actually running the country.
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:35, Reply)
The whole performance in the House of Commons is quite frankly laughable, were they not actually running the country.
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:35, Reply)
Nah one of them got pissed up and threw a table at a policeman then said "you can't arrest me, I'm an MP!"
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:43, Reply)
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I love PMQ's when the PM has been discussing nuclear arms/national debt/ NHS reforms
and some backbencher gets up and asks if the PM agrees that the youth centre/pier/retards playgound in his poverty stricken Northern constituancy should be repainted blue.
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:51, Reply)
and some backbencher gets up and asks if the PM agrees that the youth centre/pier/retards playgound in his poverty stricken Northern constituancy should be repainted blue.
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:51, Reply)
That is just what I hate
"Will the Prime Minister join me in congratulating Cpl Dave Smith who yesterday had his nuts blown off by the Taliban in Afghanistan?"
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:54, Reply)
"Will the Prime Minister join me in congratulating Cpl Dave Smith who yesterday had his nuts blown off by the Taliban in Afghanistan?"
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:54, Reply)
NO I fucking won't I''m the shitting Prime Minster and I have better things to think about than some old biddy that's been a lolipop lady for 20 years
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:56, Reply)
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:56, Reply)
Not ALL politicians are obfuscatingshitbags!
Some are lying, cheating, thieving, bastard, self-aggrandising think-they're-above-the-law obfuscatingshitbags!
And all the others are cunts.
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:27, Reply)
Some are lying, cheating, thieving, bastard, self-aggrandising think-they're-above-the-law obfuscatingshitbags!
And all the others are cunts.
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:27, Reply)
That's just the men.
The women are almost at white levels of organisation. Almost.
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:39, Reply)
The women are almost at white levels of organisation. Almost.
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:39, Reply)
A few more decades of colonial rule and they might have been able to balance a cheque book
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:49, Reply)
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Every morning Mkawumba has to walk 20km to get "fresh water"`
Just move your hovel to the fucking water source you stupid bastard!
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:54, Reply)
Just move your hovel to the fucking water source you stupid bastard!
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 11:54, Reply)
So looking at the poll stats
it seems that, apart from the wacky majority of offtopic who don't know it exists, slightly more people would like a mod than not.
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:09, Reply)
it seems that, apart from the wacky majority of offtopic who don't know it exists, slightly more people would like a mod than not.
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:09, Reply)
It looks more like overwhelming indifference
There are more spoilt votes than combined yes or no votes.
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:12, Reply)
There are more spoilt votes than combined yes or no votes.
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:12, Reply)
Chompy is only interested because he wants to be the mod
I don't think anybody else is really all that bothered.
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:13, Reply)
I don't think anybody else is really all that bothered.
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:13, Reply)
I don't ask what b3ta can do for me, just what I can do for b3ta.
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:15, Reply)
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:15, Reply)
I'll vote for you if you ban swipe.
the constant swiping is doing my nut in worse than Qints Vs. Monty.
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:34, Reply)
the constant swiping is doing my nut in worse than Qints Vs. Monty.
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:34, Reply)
It's not personal.
You seem a nice person generally, but on this one subject, you area a complete tit.
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:47, Reply)
You seem a nice person generally, but on this one subject, you area a complete tit.
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:47, Reply)
Looking at some other stats
it seems that you are an epic helmcheese from Turdistan.
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:11, Reply)
it seems that you are an epic helmcheese from Turdistan.
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:11, Reply)
Helmcheese Province is the administrative centre of Turdistan
WE JUST WISH TO BE RECOGNISED AS A COUNTRY IN OUR OWN RIGHT!!
FREEDOM FOR TURDISTAN!!!!!!!!
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:14, Reply)
WE JUST WISH TO BE RECOGNISED AS A COUNTRY IN OUR OWN RIGHT!!
FREEDOM FOR TURDISTAN!!!!!!!!
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:14, Reply)
However, the neighbouring province of Porkshaftia
has a tight grip on the politics of the region.
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:15, Reply)
has a tight grip on the politics of the region.
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:15, Reply)
Yes, forgot to mention it as it came in with a bunch of other records.
I knew more of it than I thought I did. After a couple of listens - i liked side two more than first side. My one criticism so far is that most of the rapping seems to mainly consist of repeating your name over and over. Needs more listens though.
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:22, Reply)
I knew more of it than I thought I did. After a couple of listens - i liked side two more than first side. My one criticism so far is that most of the rapping seems to mainly consist of repeating your name over and over. Needs more listens though.
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:22, Reply)
Flava Flav is the one who does that.
The first track features 'Dangerous' Dave Pearce.
It's a truly seminal album. Get Fear of a Black Planet next.
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:28, Reply)
The first track features 'Dangerous' Dave Pearce.
It's a truly seminal album. Get Fear of a Black Planet next.
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:28, Reply)
In other news, Iron Maiden's records are ultra bent shit for autistic quenders.
( , Thu 22 Mar 2012, 12:14, Reply)
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