now you know i love you both
but i don't want to hear about your sex-life, mm-kay?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:58, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

How dare you insinuate we might do something as base as that?!
Our love is pure and virginal.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:01, Reply)

i know you
therefore i know this is bigger hairier bollocks than quentin's helicopter, bella's blog, roger's fiancee, edmund's medical degree, psycho's "buisness" (sic) and bert's existence combined!!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:03, Reply)

*raises eyebrow*
Therefore I am beginning to wonder what you know...
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:05, Reply)

ach it's friday afternoon
i am yelling at administrators down the phone and drafting termination notices with the other hand. don't expect much i say to make sense!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:06, Reply)

I'm hitting my head against the table in the Maughan trying to shit out 3000 words in about 2 hours.
I feel your pain.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:08, Reply)

*waves through window*

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:17, Reply)

With your third hand?

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:19, Reply)

with my headdobber
clearly
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:25, Reply)

She's saying that your missus is dirtier than a Cornish tin miner's sock.
I am not passing judgement, she could well have cast iron knickers for all I know.
( Kroney, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:09, Reply)