I don't know what I'm having for dinner,
I was going to have sausage and mash, but i had that yesterday.
What shall I cook, it needs to impress a girl.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:11, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Findus crispy pancakes.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:12, Reply)

I'm not a fan.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:13, Reply)

you can cook them in a toaster, though.
probably.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:14, Reply)

Apparently they aren't making the curry ones any more
We asked their customer services
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:25, Reply)

Make her the most unbearably hot curry imaginable
Then impress her with your ability to eat it without crying and ridicule her for not managing more than a mouthful.
Chicks love that sort of thing.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:14, Reply)

Meh, not in a Curry mood.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:15, Reply)

they do.
alternatively, just buy a load of ingredients and usher her into the kitchen when she gets there. Crack open a beer, sit down on the sofa and wait.

They LOVE that.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:15, Reply)

She would like that,
but she cooks like an autism, cuts everything up and puts it on seperate plates before she even turns the hob on. I can't be dealing with it.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:21, Reply)

Punch her in the tits
then go out with your mates.

They LOVE that.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:23, Reply)

Particularly if you've dry fucked them up the ringpiece first.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:26, Reply)

I thought this went without saying

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:27, Reply)

Excessive chilli is never a good idea in this sort of situation
Last thing you want is to scupper potential sexy times with genital burning mouths/hands
(Bedford, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:17, Reply)

aka 'Taco Bell' or 'Jalapenis'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:21, Reply)

Bell-end pepper

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:27, Reply)

You can't curry love.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:18, Reply)

No, you'll just have Kuwait

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:19, Reply)

Butternut squash and chilli soup

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:15, Reply)

I'm not trying to impress her with my ability to menstrate.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:15, Reply)

Menstrate?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:18, Reply)

Darth isn't

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:20, Reply)

Soup = gay
vegetarian soup = souper gay
(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:24, Reply)

Vegetarian soup + chilli = not gay.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:25, Reply)

Actually, defending AA here
That is a cracking soup
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:25, Reply)

For a gaybo

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:39, Reply)

True

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:39, Reply)

or as a starter maybe

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:42, Reply)

A bratwurst with two massive dumplings at one end, sprinkled with deep-fried onions for pubes.
Chicks love that shit - it shows you're sensitive and all that shit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:16, Reply)

(URRRG)
repetition of 'shit'
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:17, Reply)

Your specialist subject.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:20, Reply)

you now have 1 minute to tell us all about custody laws

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:22, Reply)

1. Don't stir another mans

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:23, Reply)

(UUUURRR)
Deviation!
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:25, Reply)

That IS rule one of custard

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:25, Reply)

Repition! use of the same joke twice

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:32, Reply)

GTF

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:35, Reply)

3 minutes betweens posts?
Hesitation!
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:41, Reply)

for some reason girls like pasta and salad, do somethig with that

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:17, Reply)

1.99 Pasta salad from tesco
Sorted
(Bedford, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:19, Reply)

oh bedford!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:19, Reply)