Hello shut-ins
I've been to outside tonight. I can confirm that it is cold out there, but there is alcohol.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:01, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I have whisky.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:02, Reply)

porridge wog has whiskey shocker

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:04, Reply)

whisky.
Not whiskey.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:05, Reply)

are you aware of my spellling/typing prowess?
are you also aware it's late and I'm pissed-ish?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:07, Reply)

whiskey is Irish.
Whisky is Scottish.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:09, Reply)

it all tastes like fire and piss

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:11, Reply)

No, your supposed to say it's "peaty"

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:12, Reply)

or heathery

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:12, Reply)

or toffee and butterscotch.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:22, Reply)

Nonsense
They are both anglicised versions of a Gaelic word. The spelling is irrelevant.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:08, Reply)

it's that co op single malt.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:10, Reply)

i'm so proud

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:11, Reply)

it's Dalmore 12, rebottled.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:14, Reply)

This means something to Scottish people.
You heard of the band Death Grips?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:16, Reply)

i think so.
I am on a house tip at the moment though.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:20, Reply)

i with some friends drank two 50yr old bottles in a hour at a stag do
£1k each...and we didn't have to pay, good times
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:22, Reply)

Pretty sure there is nothing in House music for me
Death Grips is the guy from Hella's new band. I've not heard it, but my friend was on about them tonight. They're playing IBYM and sounded like it might be your sort of thing.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:26, Reply)

house died years ago...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:31, Reply)

4EVA IN R HARTS
Wasn't it always shit though?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:34, Reply)

did it fuck.
Go and check out Crosstown Rebels, Hot Creations and Wolf & Lamb.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 0:00, Reply)

They don't all drink whisky
The poor ones drink Buckfast.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:06, Reply)

I want booze
but I have nothing convenient. I don't want to have to get through a whole bottle of wine, and the fancy spiced rum liqueur feels like it needs a special occasion
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:05, Reply)

wait! it's OK
found vanilla vodka
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:06, Reply)

i have a botte of champers to dri k
not actually expensive or any shit, but i refuse to leave it as it'll be wasted.

this is how i economise
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:08, Reply)

Apparently if you stick a teaspoon in the neck, it will keep til tomorrow.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:09, Reply)

only if you stick the spoon in his mouth to stop him drinking it

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:10, Reply)

The silver one he was born with?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:12, Reply)

i spent that on socks

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:15, Reply)

Condoms are cheaper than socks, unless you recycle
Dave Cameron will shortlyban your poshwanks
(MenaceCoat, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:27, Reply)

i'm well beyond posh wanks in a johnny
give me half pound of mince an egg and a microwave please bob
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:28, Reply)

Not FreeFair's puppet
I'm nearly twice the booze buying age
(MenaceCoat, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:19, Reply)

tell us a little about yourself
i, for example, own three pairs of brogues
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:21, Reply)

Really, that's incredible
You own 286 tiny tiny shoe holes
(MenaceCoat, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:23, Reply)

and I love them all the same

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:27, Reply)

A hole is a hole. Brogue Lover
(MenaceCoat, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:28, Reply)

brogues are the best shoes known to man
i bet your shoes have square toes
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:30, Reply)

I bet his shoes are school shoes.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:31, Reply)

No, you' re wrong
I have found an invincible shoe. It lasts an entire year.
I may reveal more details.but probably not
(MenaceCoat, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:35, Reply)

A year? Pah!
your shoes are weak old man.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:37, Reply)

v Down there, FF v
Just delete this and we'll pretend it never happened.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:22, Reply)

It's probably not going to get a lot more special than this, Cavy
Knock yourself out.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:07, Reply)

There is always champagne at the back of the cupboard
But why do we have to wait for a special occasion? It is just fizzy wine.
(MenaceCoat, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:14, Reply)

I thought you weren't old enough to drink, Freefair?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:15, Reply)

Replied up there
I'm not a bertpuppet
(MenaceCoat, Thu 5 Apr 2012, 23:21, Reply)