Howzit goin'?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 19:32, 146 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Alright Gonz?
We're heading out for a belated anniversary meal, as the actual anniversary coincided with a friend's surprise 50th on Sunday. I think we're gonna go Greek.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 10 Apr 2012, 19:34, Reply)

Ya' gonna get ya' greek on, and then.... get ya' greeeeek on, yah'? *fives*
Pretty good thanks, I spoke to my old manager today, who is still the big honcho as far as I'm concerned, and I said to him

me: [paraphrasing] You know when the site went down on thursday, I think [new manager] is trying to put the blame on me. Not being funny, but everyone who can code knows I didn't touch anything near what went down, it went down at 7:30 when I left at 5, so if it was my code, it would have gone down when I pushed. It was a coincidance what happened, and I would have fixed it (it took 3 hours to fix) a good hour and a half quicker if they just let me debug it properly instead of explaining everything I had done that week. And just to top it off, there is a lot of 'we' fixed it, if you know what I mean.
old manager guy Don't take it personally, [new manager] is a wanker, and [proper boss] knows everything.
Me: Sweet, cheers man, thanks.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 19:45, Reply)

Pretty good, ta.
you?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 10 Apr 2012, 19:36, Reply)

My house is in disarray because of the new boiler, but by this time tomo I'll have a wicked new heating system that'll reduce my bills by like £70/month.
And I'm getting my Jacket Potato, Butter and Blue Cheese on.

Lots of things are sucky, but I think I'll be just a-o-k.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 19:47, Reply)

Have you spoken to doctor girly?
Everything going okay?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 10 Apr 2012, 19:48, Reply)

Nah', we were supposed to go out on saturday and I was being a gut-spaz so I put a raincheck on it, that was last time I spoke to her.
hopefully she'll be online later though =)
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 19:52, Reply)

I'm glad she understands you're a gutspazz though.
Hope it works out for you.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:14, Reply)

Me too =)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:20, Reply)

Good thanks mate.
Although I can't be arsed to walk the dog in a bit. Went to do it this afternoon when it was sunny but I couldn't find her bastard collar. Possibly the biggest first world problem ever.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 19:46, Reply)

What kindda dog you got?
Do you wanna take photos'n'shit for my new www.facebook.com/amazedogs thinggy? Website coming soon.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 19:48, Reply)

Ha, you're a nose.
Here.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:11, Reply)

that's my eye!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:12, Reply)

You're an eye.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:12, Reply)

eye'm not!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:16, Reply)

The other one belongs to my missus.
I have to say in advance that she made it up to look like that; I haven't punched her.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:42, Reply)

Hah !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:20, Reply)

Good.
I'm in the mood for stodge this evening, so I'm gonna cook 3 sausages, 2 bacon, 2 eggs, beans, fried bread and some mushrooms.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 19:55, Reply)

Breakfast of champions.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:00, Reply)

And dinner of Jeff.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:00, Reply)

You got some of that HP Guinness Sauce? Trust me man, that'll transform you.
I never cook me a fry up anymore, it's so much flaff and effort to make for one, plus I bin so much stuff, I'm better off getting the local cafe to put one in a box for me.

That's a proper good selection for a fry up though, only thing i'd add is some hash browns and I'd lose the saussages and add a single extra bacon or maybe even some white pudding if there is any going.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:07, Reply)

I did buy a bottle of it, based on your recommendation.
It was fucking horrible.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:37, Reply)

Really? Woh', different people like different things, but I really like the stuff.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:05, Reply)

Balls
I've just remembered I was supposed to be in the pub five minutes ago winning the pub quiz for some Americans. It's raining. I've not eaten. Can I be bothered?
(berk, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:04, Reply)

Get some chips at the pub
and don't be such a lightweight.
( Kroney, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:09, Reply)

Or, have a smoke and unpack the ice-cream.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:13, Reply)

I like your plan better
but I power-pedalled to the pub. I figured I couldn't let them down since they've come hilariously, heroicly last every time I don't go.
(berk, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:28, Reply)

If you don't know the answer
just put 'Alaska'.
Always works.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:30, Reply)

I knew you'd like it.
You and me, berk, we've always had this... connection... you know? What are the Americans drinking?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:38, Reply)

Did you succeed in your plan this morning of smoking a joint and wasting the day in your pants?
I was mighty jealous when I read that (of the joint/lazy day bit, not of sitting in your pants)
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:53, Reply)

Yes.
I even had a nap at 11. Rock and fucking roll.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:04, Reply)

I've managed to addict them all to kopparberg..
edit - I also bought ice cream today, weirdly. Blueberry cheesecake. The M&s food at the end of my road is going to make me really, really fat.
(berk, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:53, Reply)

I had Huckleberry's caramel craze the other day, I ate the whole bloody pot in one sitting, it was so good.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:05, Reply)

Chill out with us lot instead, tell us the story of how at the all girls boarding school, for ages 17-22, you and all your friends decided to have a pillow fight.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:19, Reply)

I went to boarding school.
There were very few pillow fights.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:20, Reply)

Don't let facts get in the way of a good story !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:22, Reply)

I did go to a boarding school
but it had boys too and I was just a day pupil.
(berk, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:30, Reply)

I was also privately educated.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:53, Reply)

/offtopic is full of poshos

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:56, Reply)

poshos

benders
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:59, Reply)

That too

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:02, Reply)

I am very much not posh.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:00, Reply)

Neither are you Becks.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:02, Reply)

How does that work then?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:05, Reply)

Government assisted place scheme.
I grew up in fetid, abject poverty.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:06, Reply)

Fairy Nuff.
I was just a bit worried you'd come out with some kind of Rik-from-the-Young-Ones answer.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:08, Reply)

Simple
Not Dozer.


( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:09, Reply)

Dozer.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:11, Reply)

We are through.
T H R O U G H.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:11, Reply)

I was gonna post a picture of the Jade.
But I didn't want you getting all upset again, I know you miss her still.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:13, Reply)

4 eva in mi hart
xxxx
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:15, Reply)

Haha

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:12, Reply)

Wait a minute, does she sing in Maroon 5?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:13, Reply)

Yes*


* I know nothing of Maroon 5 apart from your claim to look like one.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:14, Reply)

After than Big Brother racism row, Jade Goody, in an attempt to get in touch with 'the brother'
Formed a band to produce covers of Maroon 5.

And so Cameroon 5 was launched.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:15, Reply)

LTMFI.
Before I hurt you.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:17, Reply)

Culture Clubs less successful....

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:22, Reply)

That is the B3ta meme that I detest the most.
It was never funny in the first place and it's just become a tedious exercise in tenuosity.

I'd rather read SpankyHanky.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:24, Reply)

SpankyHanky...
Madonna's less successful....
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:25, Reply)

I am putting you on ignore.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:27, Reply)

Sorry PD.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:27, Reply)

Even worse than "Whoa Nelly"?
Because that was bloody dire.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:31, Reply)

Did that one get as much smug backslappery?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:32, Reply)

Not to be confused with the Maroon 5 concept album where they played nothing but Manu Dibango covers.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:25, Reply)

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:15, Reply)

I bow down to your superior photoshop skills.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:27, Reply)

Oh cool, I always wonder what living in one of those places would be like.
I imagine it would be like living across the hallway from work.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:06, Reply)

Going to be at work until at least 11 tonight.
So, you know, not great.
( Kroney, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:10, Reply)

I'm pretty sure I replied to this.
Anyway, damn, that sucks, what time did you start? Actually, what do you do?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:23, Reply)

Vivisection.
He drips shampoo into puppies' eyes.
Still feel sorry for him working late?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:46, Reply)

It worse than you think.
He actually drips that Kraut shampoo that the bird from the car show advertises on the telly, you know, the one with caffine in.

So after he's blinded the dogs, then can't get to sleep.

Kroney. What a CUNT.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:01, Reply)

MEGACUNT
I should have a theme tune.
( Kroney, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:04, Reply)

Gonz might get dog-club on to you.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:05, Reply)

If so he'll be out of a job soon.
Animal testing of finished cosmetic products is prohibited under the EU cosmetics directive.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:09, Reply)

Don't worry, this is his hobby.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:11, Reply)

So is it official now? Evening shift is cooler than day shift.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:42, Reply)

Well it was, and then you turned up.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:44, Reply)

Cool it pendejo

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:45, Reply)

Pretty sure this coincided with me posting in the evenings.
Also, evening all.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:45, Reply)

The day is too much like hard work can't be arsed with it anymore.
Halloo
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:46, Reply)

Week Saturday Bob. A. Week. Saturday.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:48, Reply)

Cool man, looking forward to busting out my cool sneakers

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:16, Reply)

What ya got?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:16, Reply)

Red canvas Nike air Jordan's. From Chicago, worn twice. Waiting for good weather

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:21, Reply)

I can't imagine the cider boat is the best place to break them in.
You spill half a pint of Happy Daze on it and they'll disolve.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:23, Reply)

But but but, damnit

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:25, Reply)

I think your best bet is to wear shoes you can easily wipe sick off.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:36, Reply)

I'll wear yours then

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 22:32, Reply)

Oddly Bob.
I've yet to give any consideration to what I might possibly wear.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 22:37, Reply)

Because most people are posting from work, daytime threads rely on there being a lot of people on to keep things moving.
Also, there are a few too many personality clashes or lurkers waiting for someone they like to turn up before they get involved.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:49, Reply)

The only personality clash I have is with you, you frightful cur.
And with Darth, all dating back to the time I laughed at him for claiming that Pendulum were the best band in the world.

It all seems like so long ago...
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:01, Reply)

You make an enemy of trotter, you make an enemy for life.
Listening to Scout Niblett this evening. You a fan?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:04, Reply)

Don't know his stuff.
I'm digging DJ Sneak at the moment.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:05, Reply)

his her
Slightly bonkers Nottingham lass, relocated to Chicago and usually records with Albini.
Just voice and drums or voice and loud guitar. She's ace.

Edit: don't know DJ Sneak
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:08, Reply)

DJ Sneak is ace
Just straight up boompty house. Impeccably mixed as well.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:10, Reply)

Ah don't really do house
Never taken ecstasy, see
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:13, Reply)

Ecstasy changed my life.
It's a fantastic drug.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:14, Reply)

I'm sure it is
Such an undignified drug though.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:18, Reply)

Hardly.
Have you seen what alcohol does to people?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:19, Reply)

It is possible to drink with some decorum (in this part of the UK, at least, can't speak for your brothers)
But, however loving they may be, it is not possible for anyone to appear dignified when drooling and gurning on E
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:24, Reply)

I was referring specifically to people that get aggressive and loud when pissed.
Nobody gets in fights or causes disorder when on pills.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:25, Reply)

I'm gonna watch BBC3 now.
Prison, my family and me.

This should be funny as fuck, and if it isn't, then I can catch up with the undateables on Channel 4 +1 at 10pm.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:59, Reply)

I'M DRINKING CHERRYADE

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:06, Reply)

You are Sally Cinnamon
AICMFP
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:12, Reply)

I am burping is what I am.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:14, Reply)

100TH!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:28, Reply)

And one Dalmatians

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:36, Reply)

Where did everyone go?
I only went to get another beer and change the record...
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:46, Reply)

I think 'changing the record' is one of the issues around here.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:47, Reply)

That and a lot of navel-gazing about Where Offtopic Went Wrong.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:51, Reply)

We're alright though, aren't we Tangles.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:53, Reply)

Oh yeah, it's just all those other boring cunts

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:56, Reply)

Cunts. The lorruv'em.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:59, Reply)

Navel-gazzing?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:53, Reply)

PMs to my belly button.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:56, Reply)

Kinky.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:57, Reply)

Fluffy

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:58, Reply)

Do you have an innie and an outie box?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:58, Reply)

Outies are freaks

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 22:01, Reply)

^ what she said.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 22:02, Reply)

I was off my cake on bumbles.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:48, Reply)

You Scots are always shoving things up your drug holes.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:53, Reply)

Boom boom shake shake the room
youtu.be/TJWQgaNYf1o
Sup my negro amigos?
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 22:18, Reply)

I was fine until that tune.
youtu.be/OdOT0zTyWcI
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 22:19, Reply)

It's a simple, but effective rule:
Don't click on Baz's links - they're bound to be bent.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 22:21, Reply)

utterly quendoid.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 22:22, Reply)

Joe Walsh is shit but that song is shit hot.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 22:40, Reply)

That reminds me of the first few minutes of 45:33
Which is a very good thing.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 22:44, Reply)

I have 45:33 on vinyl.
Have you heard the fabriclive mix that Pat Mahoney and James Murphy did?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 22:46, Reply)

Nah, can you hook a brother up?

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:00, Reply)

dunno about torrents and that, I've got the CD
But the tracklisting is here www.fabriclondon.com/store/catalog/product/view/id/80/s/fabriclive-36/category/8/

and it's only 6 quid to buy it.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:07, Reply)

Banging tracklist, Love Has Come Around is one of my favourite songs ever.
Will need to find a download from somewhere, I refuse to buy music seeing as I pay for Spotify.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:22, Reply)

That Still Going track is fantastic.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:25, Reply)

Fuck me the Love Committee/Dmitri edit is sublime.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:42, Reply)

Did you find a cheeky download?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:45, Reply)

Someone's made a playlist of it on Spotify.
Only about half the tracks though. Trying to find a Rapishare (or similar) link.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:52, Reply)

How was the weekend Baz
And do you still LOVE FOOTBALL?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 22:21, Reply)

Collymore's started saying "WE LOVE FOOTBALL!" at the start of his shows now, well he did yesterday. I've started a new craze.
Sunday was amazing. Enjoyed probably the best after party I've ever been to. Currently curating this weekend's plans, which will hopefully involve fun times with a ladyfolk. I'd love football more if we won last night. Wagwan?
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 22:42, Reply)

After this weekend.
I LOVE FOOTBALL as well Baz.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 22:44, Reply)

ME TOO!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 10 Apr 2012, 22:45, Reply)

Are you gonna call Stanley Victor Colleymore and tell him YOU LOVE FOOTBALL?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 22:46, Reply)

I am not.
Are you?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 10 Apr 2012, 22:48, Reply)

I can't compete with Baz.
Have you seen Baz telling the world what he thinks of soap operas?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0iudI274ck
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 22:49, Reply)

Faaaaarrrrkin' Ell!
Oo faaaarking luvs football?

Aaaaay Faaaaarkin' LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE football!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 10 Apr 2012, 22:52, Reply)

I ain't no cockney son.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:03, Reply)

You LOVE IT!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:05, Reply)

'E fuckin' does, too.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 10 Apr 2012, 23:09, Reply)