Balls
I've just remembered I was supposed to be in the pub five minutes ago winning the pub quiz for some Americans. It's raining. I've not eaten. Can I be bothered?
(berk, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:04, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Get some chips at the pub
and don't be such a lightweight.
( Kroney, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:09, Reply)

Or, have a smoke and unpack the ice-cream.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:13, Reply)

I like your plan better
but I power-pedalled to the pub. I figured I couldn't let them down since they've come hilariously, heroicly last every time I don't go.
(berk, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:28, Reply)

If you don't know the answer
just put 'Alaska'.
Always works.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:30, Reply)

I knew you'd like it.
You and me, berk, we've always had this... connection... you know? What are the Americans drinking?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:38, Reply)

Did you succeed in your plan this morning of smoking a joint and wasting the day in your pants?
I was mighty jealous when I read that (of the joint/lazy day bit, not of sitting in your pants)
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:53, Reply)

Yes.
I even had a nap at 11. Rock and fucking roll.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:04, Reply)

I've managed to addict them all to kopparberg..
edit - I also bought ice cream today, weirdly. Blueberry cheesecake. The M&s food at the end of my road is going to make me really, really fat.
(berk, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:53, Reply)

I had Huckleberry's caramel craze the other day, I ate the whole bloody pot in one sitting, it was so good.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:05, Reply)

Chill out with us lot instead, tell us the story of how at the all girls boarding school, for ages 17-22, you and all your friends decided to have a pillow fight.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:19, Reply)

I went to boarding school.
There were very few pillow fights.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:20, Reply)

Don't let facts get in the way of a good story !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:22, Reply)

I did go to a boarding school
but it had boys too and I was just a day pupil.
(berk, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:30, Reply)

I was also privately educated.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:53, Reply)

/offtopic is full of poshos

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:56, Reply)

poshos

benders
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 20:59, Reply)

That too

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:02, Reply)

I am very much not posh.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:00, Reply)

Neither are you Becks.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:02, Reply)

How does that work then?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:05, Reply)

Government assisted place scheme.
I grew up in fetid, abject poverty.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:06, Reply)

Fairy Nuff.
I was just a bit worried you'd come out with some kind of Rik-from-the-Young-Ones answer.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:08, Reply)

Simple
Not Dozer.


( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:09, Reply)

Dozer.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:11, Reply)

We are through.
T H R O U G H.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:11, Reply)

I was gonna post a picture of the Jade.
But I didn't want you getting all upset again, I know you miss her still.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:13, Reply)

4 eva in mi hart
xxxx
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:15, Reply)

Haha

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:12, Reply)

Wait a minute, does she sing in Maroon 5?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:13, Reply)

Yes*


* I know nothing of Maroon 5 apart from your claim to look like one.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:14, Reply)

After than Big Brother racism row, Jade Goody, in an attempt to get in touch with 'the brother'
Formed a band to produce covers of Maroon 5.

And so Cameroon 5 was launched.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:15, Reply)

LTMFI.
Before I hurt you.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:17, Reply)

Culture Clubs less successful....

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:22, Reply)

That is the B3ta meme that I detest the most.
It was never funny in the first place and it's just become a tedious exercise in tenuosity.

I'd rather read SpankyHanky.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:24, Reply)

SpankyHanky...
Madonna's less successful....
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:25, Reply)

I am putting you on ignore.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:27, Reply)

Sorry PD.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:27, Reply)

Even worse than "Whoa Nelly"?
Because that was bloody dire.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:31, Reply)

Did that one get as much smug backslappery?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:32, Reply)

Not to be confused with the Maroon 5 concept album where they played nothing but Manu Dibango covers.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:25, Reply)

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:15, Reply)

I bow down to your superior photoshop skills.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:27, Reply)

Oh cool, I always wonder what living in one of those places would be like.
I imagine it would be like living across the hallway from work.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 21:06, Reply)