Good:
enjoying job,
happy with wife,
delighted to be a father.

Bad:
can't decide which new phone to get,
got decorating to finish,
don't get to see enough of my daughter.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 11:52, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Don't get an iPhone
/bets you'll get an iphone.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 11:53, Reply)

Already got an iPhone. Now I have an iPad I don't want an iPhone as I'm not an Apple fanboi.
Thinking of getting quite a basic phone as the iPad can do everything else. Have got a work Blackberry and wouldn't get a second one.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:03, Reply)

Apple = gay

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:05, Reply)

Apple = fruit

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:05, Reply)

Oranges = Not the only fruit

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:09, Reply)

Having 2 Apple products certainly is. Can get away with 1 without being a 100% grade A mincer.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:06, Reply)

An iPad must look like a massive plasma in your little hands.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:06, Reply)

He's got a iPod touch, but no one has the heart to tell him.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:07, Reply)

T'Pau's etc etc.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:08, Reply)

How's Edinburgh?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:09, Reply)

B O S S

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:09, Reply)

I shall be there for the late May bank holiday staying with my in-laws.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:12, Reply)

There's fucking millions of holidays here!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:13, Reply)

Having a chainsaw slice in to your neck would be a good look for you.
How was your couple of weeks of sex tourism? Meet any nice young boys?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:08, Reply)

Very nice thankyouforasking.
All the young boys were lovely.

How are you getting down to Brizz?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:10, Reply)

I'm not attending the bash, but I am down there a couple of days before with work so meeting up with Jeff then.
If I could persuade my wife to allow me to go I'd drive down.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:11, Reply)

If you do persuade her, I am driving down and there is a spare seat.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:14, Reply)

Thanks for the offer.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:17, Reply)

You can sit in the cup holder.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:33, Reply)

Whilst you sit in the front scavenging dogends out of the ashtray to reconstruct them to save money.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:37, Reply)

Samsung Galaxy S2 or Nexus are the best android phones at the moment.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:06, Reply)

My Galaxy S is the best thing ever.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:07, Reply)

Is it really?
The best thing ever, eh?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:32, Reply)

Never used an Android-based product. How do they differ?
Have heard poor things about the Windows mobile OS.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:07, Reply)

Windows is alright to be honest, but for some reason all their phones are really heavy for their size.
Android is fairly similar but with more customisation, definatly worth an hour when you first get it, moving things around to how you like it.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:09, Reply)

Get a trimphone

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 12 Apr 2012, 11:53, Reply)

tweereereereeep
I used to be able to whistle that
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 11:55, Reply)

Get a 'Pay As You Grow' deal.
You'll save a fortune.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:02, Reply)

Hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:03, Reply)

That's another couple of pints you're buying me next week.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:05, Reply)

Do you have trouble getting served then?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:29, Reply)

He can't see over the bar

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:34, Reply)