I saw a dog looked like Molly but smaller.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:01, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Seeing tons of Schnauzers round here at the moment.
Which is well annoying as the owners think that makes it okay to come and talk to me about our respective dogs. Fuck off and leave me alone, I don't care.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:04, Reply)

"So, you've got a Schnauzer too!"
You should reply with "Wonder what else we've got in common. Are you a paedo and all?"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:05, Reply)

Haha.
I need to try that, usually I fob them off with "you have a fine taste in dogs" before walking off as quickly as possible to avoid striking up a conversation. The other day a woman actually stopped me and enquired whether mine had back problems like hers did, and started rambling and warned me about Schnauzers' getting arthritis. Bore off my dog's invincible.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:09, Reply)

Tell them Molly's got Parvo
They'll soon fuck off
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:11, Reply)

Oops. I do that.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:06, Reply)

Send Jeff round to their houses.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:07, Reply)