So far I have received zero Gazzes and no genuine suggestions
Proving once and for all that everyone hates Monty
( Peej, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:51, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

He's never watched Serenity so stick that on.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:52, Reply)

mediocre sci fi films are his Kryptonite

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:54, Reply)

Good thing he's not sending War Of The Worlds then

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:55, Reply)

You so edgy

(PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:56, Reply)

Did he ever watch Firefly?
Anyway its not scifi ape, its space western
( Peej, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 12:58, Reply)

God ape, what a prick.
No I don't think he did.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:00, Reply)

He'll love it
just love it!
( Peej, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:01, Reply)

CQ and Cavy were talking about dressing up as this the other evening
It sounds really shit.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:05, Reply)

Well it isn't
dressing up like it is, obviously.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:08, Reply)

Dressing up in a Firefly costume isn't my concern.
Watching it, is.
( Kroney, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:11, Reply)

I once stayed in a villa in the Tuscan hills and at night the fragrant gardens would be full of fireflies, dancing their ethereal dance

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:12, Reply)

^ most homosexual post of all time ^

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:45, Reply)

Some LARP thing, I think.
Whatever stops them hanging around outside the off-licence, I guess.
( Kroney, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:09, Reply)

Actually I think the event is taking place outside the off-licence.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:10, Reply)

Scout camp in Liecester achually.
Oh the glamour!
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:13, Reply)

Makes sense, I suppose.
They're forced to wear shorts, woggles and are allegedly subjected to hours of paedophiliac rape. Seems only fair to give them people that they can feel superior to.
( Kroney, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:15, Reply)

I am as yes undecided if it's a good idea TBH.
But I realised the main thing stopping me was fear of looking a tit and that is a pretty piss-poor reason not to do something, for me anyway.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:22, Reply)

You should pop over to Cov for a pint* while you're only down the road.
*Of herbal tea or whatever it is we hippies drink.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:32, Reply)

And dress up we shall
it's far better than being a smelly hippy
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:10, Reply)

You'll still be a smelly hippy, just in different clothing.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:13, Reply)

I've never been a smelly hippy.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:14, Reply)

I've seen a picture that says you have.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:15, Reply)

I was about 16.
What's your excuse?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:20, Reply)

I'm still as cool today as I was when I was 16
Yes, that cool.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:29, Reply)

record Slartibartfast and Qui-Gon singing a nursery rhyme
Stick it in as rarehawkwindbside.mp3
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:03, Reply)

He should record a 4 hour concept album, Philliejoes Glove Songs.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:07, Reply)

Actually
Me and the glove are going through a bad patch. We haven't made love in ages and she hardly talks to me anymore
( Peej, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:10, Reply)

Why does everything you love end up hating you?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:11, Reply)

Because he's a cunt.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:12, Reply)

True

( Peej, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:13, Reply)

songs in the key of glove

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:13, Reply)

A Groovy Kind of Glove

( Kroney, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:13, Reply)

Smell the glove

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:15, Reply)

Glove Me Tender

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:42, Reply)

Glove Spreads

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:43, Reply)

Glove hurts
the lining is quite scratchy.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:48, Reply)

Easy Glover

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:43, Reply)

You give Glove a bad name.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:46, Reply)

Glove is all around

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:46, Reply)

Crazy Little Thing Called Glove

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:49, Reply)

I believe in a thing called *hits self with hammer*

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 12 Apr 2012, 13:52, Reply)