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NEWS ALERT:People should download the google currents app on their phone, it's good and you won't need me for your news links from now on.
What are the best type of noodles? I'm having singapore tonight, they get my vote.
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I feel it on my fingers, I feel it in my toes...Glove is all around me,
and so my penis groooowsss.
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Vietnamese rice vermicelli with barbecued pork.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:45,
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*does 'phwooar' arm gesture*(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:46,
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*secures kipper with string*(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:46,
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NEWS ALERT!www.london24.com/news/amy_winehouse_spoke_after_death_through_psychic_says_dad_mitch_1_1347919
'Mitch' Winehouse confirmed as awful, awful cunt. Boyce 'right all along', say experts.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:50,
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"She wants us to make as much money as we can out of her name"(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:51,
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Bit harshHe only posted a news link.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:53,
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"...you won't need me for your news links from now on."(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:00,
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Chicken super noodles.Or, for a better answer, just simple egg noodles with a sweet chilli stir fry. I did the last one with beef, was fucking lovely.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:54,
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She looks like Roy 'Chubby' Brown.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:08,
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The Daily Mail theatre critic?*puzzled face*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:00,
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You consider Baz Bamigboye to be a 'dish', eh? Gaylord.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:02,
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Should have posted a news link.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:11,
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Ho funI have yet to order them at the chinese restaurant place with a completely straight face.
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Cheers CHomp, looks like a good App.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:19,
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Oh, lol.www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-northamptonshire-17688011
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:21,
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Did you read the storyOf the Police Chief who got shot days before he was due to retire?
Just like in the films.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:24,
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I did not.I have now.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:25,
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Just because your 'phone' is incapable of such things, does not make them gay.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:22,
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I have a space phone ACTUALLY.It came loaded with all kinds of 'apps'. I have never used any of them apart from the maps one, which I've used once. They're fucking gay.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:23,
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The thing that Victorian throwback's like you Boyce fail to realiseis the the Victorians were all about innovation, rather than living in the past. They would have fucking loved smart-phones.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:26,
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Victorian throwback?That's rich coming from you, Phileas fucking Fogg.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:27,
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I'm all steampunk, innit?We are all about the future.
I leave things that were perfected year or decades ago (like Razors, moustaches and bicycles) as old fashioned, but stuff like computers and phones and such are still on an upward trend so I keep fairly up to date.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:31,
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You're a steaming something, I'll give you that.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:32,
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Montgomery, there is no peotry in your soul, I pity you, I do.I am confident you will hate this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=lknWzAZT798
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:34,
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There is indeed no peotry in my soul. Nor is there any poetry.Fucking Pam Ayres/Roger McGough fucking bollocks.
No-one since the romantic poets has written any 'peotry' that's not complete GASH. Fuck off Seamus Heaney, Sylvia Plath - the lot of 'em. Wankers.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:37,
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That much is evident; that didn't even rhyme.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:39,
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It's all about the meter, you fucking wankstain.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:39,
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Just for that I'm going to kick you in the shin at JeffSTOCK.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:41,
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I'll drown you in the fucking Severn first, you knob jockey.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:42,
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I'll set my wife on you.It'll be like 1940's Germany all over again.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:43,
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You probably would when faced with one of her farts.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:46,
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*climbs back into platinum-plated, steam-powered bomber, nods to Lemmy and flies off into the wide blue yonder intent on adventure*(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:40,
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*Lemmy avoids eye contact embarrassedly and pretends not to have noticed*(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:41,
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Lemmy is my co-pilot you terrible bender and we sneer at you.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:52,
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You know so little FoxtrotI am truly disappointed in you.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:35,
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I bet you 'discovered brown' a long fucking time ago.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:35,
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That'd be a turnup for the books. ETC.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:26,
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You need to buy this bookwww.ebay.co.uk/itm/Tongue-Tied-50-Years-Subnormaility-Hospital-Joseph-John-Deacon-1974-/400280445204?pt=Non_Fiction&hash=item5d3292e114
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:27,
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No I don't.I have the US edition in hardback.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:28,
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There is a Joey Deacon fan club on Facebook.Where you can read such 'delights' as
There was a young spastic called Deacon,
Whose talent was not for plain speaking.
And not to be glib,
But he needed a bib,
As his mouth was persistently leaking.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:29,
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I am not really doing any work this afternoon, so have this
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:39,
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Judging by the motor,I'm guessing it's Noddy's little-discussed brother.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:42,
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Have a fridge magnetwww.worthpoint.com/worthopedia/joey-deacon-fridge-magnet-classic-160569008
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:51,
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Pfffft! "Everyone should own a plastic spastic".(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:55,
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Either Tom or Michael.I'm pretty sure it's Michael as he was JD's translator.
Most famous quote: ‘Joey wants a biscuit’
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:44,
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Hahaha!(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:47,
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I bet you stole this and have it on the wall at home.caterhamconservativesonthehill.yourcllr.com/2011/10/14/theft-of-joey-deacon-plaque/
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:53,
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Hahahah I wish.It wasn't me that fucked up the Blue Peter garden either - OR shot Percy Thrower in the arse with an airgun on Wimbledon Common.
I am utterly ashamed of myself for these failings.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:55,
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darth is really pissed offMartin Chamberlain:
January 30, 2012 at 6:08 pm
This is terrible,how could someone stoop so low as to desecrate the hallowed Deacon plaque? Have these scum got no sense of history ?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 15:07,
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So, soooo wrong and yet delightfully crafted.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:34,
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I just bought a solid wood 39 bottle wine rack for £5Go me, trouble is its in Godstone, Surrey and is collection only.
Oh dear, courier it is.
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Peej, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:40,
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NonsenseTake the missus for a weekend away. You can go by bicycle, she should fit inside your jacket
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Are you Bristolbashing?My parents live not far from Godstone.
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Kroney, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 15:18,
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Superit's in the name
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 15:37,
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That must go with your 'Special' BrewThat's in the name an all
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 15:43,
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