What shall I buy my father for his birthday?
He is 69 (dude) next Thursday, and already has every book ever written. He lives in America so please bear shipping in mind.

Thanks in advance,

Monty x

PS I have about eight pee to my name.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 16:42, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

'Fly Fishing' by J.R. Hartley

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 16:44, Reply)

Ever see the Fry and Laurie 'My name? It's L.O. Pages' sketch?
Rather funny.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 16:45, Reply)

Butt plug
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 16:45, Reply)

He already has a gold plated one that I got him for his 60th.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 16:48, Reply)

elasticaengineering.com/zencart/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=14_57_58&products_id=314

NSFW
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 16:48, Reply)

I really wish I hadn't clicked on that at work.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 16:50, Reply)

Sorry. Will edit.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 16:57, Reply)

Danke Mien Freund

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:02, Reply)

Get him membership
To your favourite political party.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 16:49, Reply)

I can't.
It was disbanded in the mid-40s.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 16:50, Reply)

AU contrair
www.americannaziparty.com
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 16:51, Reply)

Excellent.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 16:55, Reply)

I'm curious as to exactly what is at the other end of that URL, but I am not going to find out at work.
Edit: I am only aware of their existance due to the following: www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTT1qUswYL0&feature=related
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 16:58, Reply)

I bet you all talk about them at your Bolshevik club nights.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 17:11, Reply)