Yay, Google are celebrating another photographer!
Who should be commemorated by google? How would hey do it? Do you reckon you could make a google doodle which celebrates b3ta and includes a spurting cock?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 11:05, 105 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Me.
And Hercules.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 12:02, Reply)

:)

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 12:30, Reply)

i'd use facial recognition techknoladgy to put spangly eyed on famous people.
I'm off to see Les Mis now =D
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 12:04, Reply)

Do you hear the people sing, singing the song of angry men!
have fun
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 12:31, Reply)

its the interval at the moment and i have no idea what this is about.
The singing is good, the set is good, the seats are good, the theatre is good... But I honestly don't have a clue what is happening, it seems like a collection of random songs.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 16:14, Reply)

It's about a bloke called Les who isn't very happy.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 16:15, Reply)

ive never gotten half way tgrough a film or whatever before
And not been able to say more than the period its set in and that's it.

It started again when I was in the toilet so while im late im having a fag, I doubt I'll miss anything interesting.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 16:23, Reply)

well, by now the following has happened
20 years ago Jean Valjean was in prison for nicking some bread for his family. He gets let out on parole, struggles to find work and is taken in by a Bishop whom he steals from. He's caught but the bishop is like "nah, that's cool, I gave him that shit".

20 years later, Jean Valjean is the mayor of the town and runs a factory but has a different name. All this time some police dude has been up for a bit of revenge (coz he reckons Valjean should have gone back to prison)

In France itself the poor live like crap, and revolution is brewing. A group of stuudents are intent of overthrowing an unjust government. One of them is hot and totally fancies Cossette. HOWEVER the other lass fancies that dude, too.

At the end of the first half revolution is about to happen and the characters are all involved in moral quandries - do they fight? How can they get with the hottie? What can they nick?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 17:18, Reply)

Sounds a bit shit Captain.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 17:20, Reply)

it's awesome
and there are some bits I've missed out, like Fontine (Cossette's mum) and the police dude who kills himself
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 17:23, Reply)

I think my story of a bloke called Les who isn't very cheery is better.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 17:24, Reply)

assuming you've gone back for part 2:
there's a revolution, Marius (the hot guy) fights. The one who fancies him dies (it's tragic) and he, too, is injured. In a fit of guilt and grief and for the sake of his adopted daughter he carries Marius through the sewers of Paris, effectively saving him (Marius knows nothing of this)

Lots of other people die (it's very sad), then Marius and Cossette get it together and get married, but then Valjean is dying (at which point Marius finds out that he was the one saved him and he's like OMG!). Then Valjean dies. You can tell when people die, they don't finish the last line of their song.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 17:22, Reply)

TL;DW
everyone dies, then there;s a wedding
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 17:23, Reply)

just got out.
So he was like 60 when he went in the revolution, which was only half way through. The story was very disjointed, didn't have a clue that there were two women he was fucking.

It was good singing with good acting on a good set but with the worst script. The only good thing was the landlord and his wife. The problem with every single fucking song being over dramatic to the same maximium volume is you can't then highlight an important bit.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 18:44, Reply)

you are mixing up valjean and marius
marius is the young one in teh revolution, he totally wants cossette but that other lass has a crush.

Valjean is 60 or something, but he's not got a bird
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 18:48, Reply)

Oh lordy.
1) I didn't know there was two main blokes.
2) I thought they were yelling Viva La Jean, viva being 'life', 'la' being 'the' and 'jean' meaning something in french.
3) If I had no life-lines and the question was "What london west end has the character Marius" for £5k, I'd take the money and run.
4) I don't know what the thing with the sick young girl was, but I presumed she was the orphine at the Landord's house and he was buying his daughter back.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 20:04, Reply)

The sick young girl is Fontane,
mother of Cosette (the one the landlords had), and who worked in Valjean's factory until she was booted out under false pretences and became a prostitute
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 20:15, Reply)

Oh I donno, I remember there being some prozzies that made me laugh.
It's confusing me more, to the point of worrying how little I got from it now. I'm going to continue to believe it was a series of short sketches that sometimes relates to each other.

I swear, I'm not thick, I'm really not, I get lots of things, I can code object orrianted PHP, I know CodeIgnitor, Wordpress and jQuery on a comercial level, I can download pretty much any piece of media ever published, I can cook lobster and make my own pasta, I have perfected cooking steak and duck, I have my code and work approved by one of the largest websites in the world, I can work pretty much anything with a circuit board or any piece of software made. I AM FAR FROM STUPID, but I have no idea what that show was about.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 20:35, Reply)

i think I swapped culinary
ability for the ability to understand musicals. I like musicals
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 20:40, Reply)

Haha, and a bit of photography ,P

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 21:51, Reply)

Yay. And me, obviously.
I can't believe teh BBC have got coverage of the Grand National lasting FOUR HOURS. The race lasts five minutes, and it doesn't even start till four o'clock. Why the buggery are they starting coverage now? Tits.

If I find out the reason I have to watch the FA cup match on my laptop is because the BBC blew their football budget on 'The Voice', I will be very cross.

in other news, have fun this afternoon.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 14 Apr 2012, 13:09, Reply)

20 quid on West End Rocker for me.
Betting E/W is for queers for the record.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 14:09, Reply)

doo doo doo Super Graham Dorrans

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 15:28, Reply)

City are winning
And Coventry are losing.

A long way to go still.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 15:33, Reply)

2-0!!!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 15:36, Reply)

Woo!
That FA match was a travesty. Liverpool were playing a real grudge match, and there was no way Suarez was man of the match.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 14 Apr 2012, 15:39, Reply)

I only watched a bit of it
I'll be delighted if results stay as they are.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 15:43, Reply)

If they win today
does that mean you'll be going to the match next week?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 14 Apr 2012, 15:49, Reply)

Dunno
West Ham at home on Tuesday, depending on how other results go today and Tuesday, City might be safe by then, but I expect it to go to the last game of the season.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 15:55, Reply)

Finished 2-2

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 17:08, Reply)

I got this far...
Before I felt too tired, hungover and devoid of ideas to finish it. Story of my life


*edit: Changed hosting, can you see it now?

I'll make a real effort when I can be bothered to get up
(Apothecaries' weight - I'm a cyborg, but that's OK, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 17:10, Reply)

You got as far as a red cross?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 17:11, Reply)

bendy

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 17:24, Reply)

I can.
You shouldn't have got to so much trouble.

Really, you shouldn't have.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 17:24, Reply)

at least
someone made the effort.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 17:33, Reply)

Haha
I wouldn't particularly call it an 'effort' - more a deranged scribbling of an idea done from my bed because I feel like shite. Cheers though
(Apothecaries' weight - I'm a cyborg, but that's OK, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 17:35, Reply)

What are you suffering with?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 17:38, Reply)

Cerebral Palsy

(Apothecaries' weight - I'm a cyborg, but that's OK, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 17:42, Reply)

it totally counts

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 17:40, Reply)

o
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 17:48, Reply)

So two dead horses.
Synchronised and According To Pete
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 17:16, Reply)

Good.
I've got a tip for everyone as well, West End Rocker will have been turned into a thousand Pritt-Sticks by this time tomorrow if I have anything to do with it.
40 quid I've done today, what a waste.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 17:51, Reply)

Why not call Stan and tell him you LOVE FOOTBALL

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 17:52, Reply)

Football can fuck off as well after the fence botherers won at Wembley today.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 18:16, Reply)

if you bet
you have to be prepared to lose
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 17:53, Reply)

Rubbish.
Barry should expect to win.

This is Barry From Eastenders we are talking about here.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 18:02, Reply)

My problem is as soon as I place a bet I already start thinking about what I'm going to do with the winnings.
It's a good job I'm loaded and I can do what I want, it just means one less gram of cocaine when I take the bird out tomorrow.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 18:16, Reply)

So she has finally agreed to go out with you
Or are you expecting the 'I can't make it' text at some point?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 18:17, Reply)

Different bird fam.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 18:21, Reply)

You da bomb.
Going out this evening?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 18:23, Reply)

Drinks up town with a few geezers and girls before we all head off back to uni.
Should be quite enjoyable if I can shift this bad mood.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 18:26, Reply)

I've decided tonight is a 'stay in and do fuck all' evening.
Might get a takeout, might cook.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 18:28, Reply)

Don't ruin your hard work exercising with a takeaway.
I might stay in, I'm sitting here getting more wound up by the minute thinking about the original girl. I'll just wind everyone else up in the pub if I'm like this come the time we're meeting. I go back to the Toon on Tuesday and haven't so much as seen a glimpse of her. Shit cunt bollocks etc.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 18:40, Reply)

It's fine Baz.
The exercise means I can enjoy a less than perfect diet.

I'll bet off to the exercise shop tomorrow at some point, so a Chinese or something this evening won't do any harm.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 18:49, Reply)

She's lied to you Barry, they always lie to you Barry
You should cut her a new face for leading you on
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 18:50, Reply)

Barry should try and get a date with Charles or Eddie.
They wouldn't treat him that way.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 18:51, Reply)

Yes Jeff, both Charles and eddie wished to convey to their bird through the medium of song that they wouldn't lie about having another object of affection
They may very well be prepared to lie about other matters, like downloading metallica for free from the internet and stuff like that
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 18:59, Reply)

So there is a possibility that Charles and Eddie might have played the double bluff.
Fucking popstars. They are all the same.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 19:04, Reply)

I'm going to ask out the hot girl in Newcastle I'm 99% sure likes me as soon as I get back.
I've been holding off cos of her down here, I'm a gentleman init. She can bore off now though.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 18:53, Reply)

What time are you going out? shouldn't you start getting ready? are all your potential outfits laid out on the bed yet? ya big jesse!
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 18:57, Reply)

Baz is too cool to be going out before half ten.
Your new daps arrived yet?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 18:58, Reply)

Nope, hopefully Monday. Went up this morning and it was rammed. I think lot's of people wanted to get back for the national. They love a gamble in Wales. It's not ideal training in Vans sneakers to be honest.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 19:00, Reply)

So what have you ordered/planning on buying?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 19:03, Reply)

Reebok Flex, design your own, they are mainly green and yellows. But I'm doing more cardio now than weights so need to gear up. Problem I'm having is my knee is crap so I do about 45 mins and it's screwed for 3 days. Might go back to physio.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 19:05, Reply)

Design your own trainers you say....
That sounds like a choose your own adventure book. Only shoe based.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 19:07, Reply)

YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO
shop.reebok.com/GB/custom-shoes/mens/listing?f.ProductId=55
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 19:10, Reply)

Hmm
For ninety five quid, I'd expect them to do the running for you.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 19:15, Reply)

I've never had a good pair of trainers before so I thought I would treat myself.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 19:16, Reply)

Well, with some good trainers and a broken car
You'll be able to run everywhere.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 19:19, Reply)

I'll tell you something else! I've lost the key for my bikechain somewhere too. FFS I am literally stranded in Wales.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 19:20, Reply)

I only have a capsule wardrobe down here.
Less to choose from but takes less time to decide init. Good job the three shirts I bought in a bad mood today aren't here or I'd be trying to choose one for hours.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 19:05, Reply)

As different as we are Baz you are a fucking entertaining chap.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 19:06, Reply)

I have no idea who you are (name change?)
But everything I do, I do it for you.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 19:12, Reply)

Bobby, I am logged in on my ipad as bobby and I don't know the password so I have this sockpuppet on my pc as I can't log in.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 19:13, Reply)

Man can't wait to get his iPad 3.
My dad's in Brazil (Baz senior loves cocaine and brasses too it seems) until next Sunday, then it's stupid unneeded purchase time.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 19:17, Reply)

My mate has it and it's awesome but stupidly hot too hold. Wear gloves.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 19:21, Reply)

Nice one.
I needed an excuse to buy some Gaspar driving gloves, that's that sorted.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 19:25, Reply)

Oi, Bazza!
I'm going to be working in Newcastle for a bit, fancy an after work pint with me and Sporters sometime?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 14 Apr 2012, 19:30, Reply)

Course geezer.
I'm back Tuesday til mid/late June. I finish May 15th but it's not like I don't have hours of free time every single day anyway, so whenever's good for you two is good for me.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 19:38, Reply)

I'll get in touch with the cow man.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 14 Apr 2012, 19:54, Reply)

We should be fancy dandies and go for cocktails in Popolo's.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 19:58, Reply)

I haven't been in Popolos for a good 18 months or so.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 14 Apr 2012, 20:02, Reply)

Plus we can totally compare jackets!!!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 14 Apr 2012, 20:05, Reply)

How gutted will Baz be if it's too warm for jackets.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 20:06, Reply)

I have a wide range of superb t-shirts at my disposal.
It's when it's too warm for jackets and too cold for just t-shirts where I'm up shit creek without a paddle. My knitwear game is seriously lacking.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 20:11, Reply)

I went there on my last night out before I came back for Easter.
Fuck me it's dear, six quid for a double gin and lemonade if I remember right.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 20:12, Reply)

I thought you were minted.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 20:16, Reply)

I am but that doesn't mean I'm not allowed to scrutinise overpriced drinks.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 20:18, Reply)

I'm back from having existential angst in Asda
I think there is probably a level of hell in which you stare at shelves of infinite varieties of loo roll, forced to wrench your brain into considering their various merits of each while over-bright fluorescent lights throb pain into your very soul.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 19:49, Reply)

I think I might go to Asda
In a minute and get something for dinner.

I don't know what I want though.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 19:54, Reply)

I bought a pizza and some garlic bread and some red wine
I bought other stuffs but those stuffs are for nights that aren't Existential Crisis Saturday
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 19:55, Reply)

Hmm... Pizza
Pizza and ice cream. That could work.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 19:57, Reply)

oh man, defo should have got ice cream
get good ice cream, one with bits in it and chocolate and stuffs
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 20:00, Reply)

B3th was going on about Nobbly Bobblies the other day.
I might see if I can find them.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 20:04, Reply)

do you get those at Ann Summers or something?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 20:13, Reply)

I don't know.
Ask B3th.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 20:16, Reply)

We don't even have an Asda here
What a culturally devoid place I must live in..
(Apothecaries' weight - I'm a cyborg, but that's OK, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 20:39, Reply)

clearly you don't have enough chavs your way

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 20:46, Reply)

It's all OAP's and sex offenders
And me of course.. We recently got a TK maxx and a Waitrose. Guess we're going up in the world
(Apothecaries' weight - I'm a cyborg, but that's OK, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 20:50, Reply)

does that make you an oap sex offender
or do you sex up OAPs?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 20:52, Reply)

Can't I be both?

(Apothecaries' weight - I'm a cyborg, but that's OK, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 21:21, Reply)

I'm listening to Hebrew funk and disco music.
It's actually really good.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 19:50, Reply)

So I'm watching the Voice and enjoying it? what has happened? Am I old now or broken? what the fuck?
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 19:59, Reply)

is that basically xfactor but with singing, then?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 20:00, Reply)

good singing and an entertaining panel.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 20:05, Reply)