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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Damn right I am.
I'm better than all of you losers.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:59,
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Better than some of the losers I'm sure.
But all of us?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 22:59,
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are you saying I'm not?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:00,
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I'm saying you aren't better than me.
I'm not saying you are any worse than me, I'm just saying you aren't better than me.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:00,
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Oh, I am.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:05,
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Prove it.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:06,
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Don't need to.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:07,
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Yes. You. Do.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:07,
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Just a fact, innit.
I'm better than ALL you losers.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:09,
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Winning a medal in the special Olympics
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:10,
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You aren't doing yourself any favours with this stance.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:10,
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*mwah*
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:11,
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So, b3th.
I know you've a fondness for licking windows, have you ever licked port holes before?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:16,
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Is that like a glory hole?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:17,
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You find them on boats.
And they are exactly like glory holes.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:22,
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Then, in answer to your question:
no.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:25,
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If you really believe that you know you got nothing to win and nothing to lose
/Dylan
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:06,
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Hmm.
That makes me sound more bland than usual.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:07,
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Sorry, Bob has spoken.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:09,
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I was looking for Bobby then
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:11,
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Being called bland by Bob is hardly encouraging.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:11,
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He wasn't calling you bland, I think he was trying to cheer you up a bit*
*This song may not actually have been written for you
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:14,
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What song do you think was really written about you.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:15,
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I have!
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:24,
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Really?
How did you let that happen.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:25,
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Well
He was there. he looked like Father Christmas. I emptied his sack.
you know how it goes.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:26,
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He looked that Santa....
That makes you a Hoe-Hoe-Hoe.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:27,
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I think it makes me Mrs Claus.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:29,
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Mary Christmas.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:29,
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I'm not the only Mary round here
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:30,
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5 days to go b3th, just 5 days....
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:33,
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woo!
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:34,
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Get yourself over to the calendar and start suggesting 'start times'
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:34,
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Why?
I thought it had been demonstrated that no-one wants to meet me for shopping and lunch related shenanigans.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:36,
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Well make a cider o'clock suggestion.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:37,
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You do it.
It's YOUR name on the door.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:38,
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I asked the question.
But no one answered it.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:39,
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<
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:41,
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It is true that I have got a beard
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:25,
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Well you should probably just have a wank then.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:25,
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Good plan
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:27,
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Less chance of Mrs Tangles getting sprogged up then
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 23:28,
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