'Gurning Nazi cunt thread is dead' thread is dead.
Just saying, like.

Who will embarrass themselves most tomorrow?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:35, 51 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Me, by my non-attendance. *sadface*

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:40, Reply)

lame-o

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:40, Reply)

Yup, I'm being parental this weekend, quite looking forward to it actually.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:41, Reply)

I'm seeing mine in an hour - cannot fucking wait.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:43, Reply)

This will be his first weekend with me since I broke my shoulder over a month ago
I hope I remember how.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:47, Reply)

You can't remember how you broke your shoulder?
Jesus Christ man.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:48, Reply)

You are so clever Monty, so clever, who else could have thought of that joke?
Only you, that's who.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:54, Reply)

I think you did it by coming off your bike.
Or driving your bike into the pavement. Or something.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:49, Reply)

You are so clever b3th, so clever, who else could have thought of that joke?
Only you, that's who.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:54, Reply)

Shame on you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:43, Reply)

I am purposefully leaving my pirate hat at home
i'm most likely to embarass myself by getting lost onthe way
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:40, Reply)

NOOOOooooooo!!!!!!

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:41, Reply)

Tomorrow is my annual
"Mr Mongo's Pee Pee Party" so, chances are I'll be a piss soaked buffoon, yet again.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:43, Reply)

Yeah listen about that - I might be a few minutes late, OK?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:44, Reply)

Drink more water beforehand

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:45, Reply)

It's a special year this time:
it's in memory of Bert Weed-on.

OLOLOLOLOLLLLLOLLLLLL
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:47, Reply)

The Professionals
Tend to drink piss beforehand, double strength essence.

Especially that Bodie, the piss guzzling fruit.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:51, Reply)

Officelol

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:52, Reply)

Have a good weekend
I'm off to get ripped to the tits
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:55, Reply)

"A weekend that doesn't start by getting drenched in piss is a weekend wasted."
Classic wisdom from Kroney's mum there, for you.
( Kroney, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:48, Reply)

As a teenager you rebelled by getting into docking.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:50, Reply)

I was the black sheep of the family.
Disowned and shamed. Forced to wander the streets cold and alone.

Still, I turned out alright, eh?
( Kroney, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:51, Reply)

The brown sheep, more like.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:51, Reply)

I am putting a bet on one of the quiet ones

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:44, Reply)

Ah, I've been trying to get hold of you
you will be attending tomorrow, I trust?
(berk, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 18:16, Reply)

Still debating it, since I'm pretty broke at this moment :)

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 18:21, Reply)

Aw, come on down
it's not going to cost you much!
(berk, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 18:28, Reply)

Cavy
With all this top-flight internet man-totty parading themselves around in front of her, she'll go all Ann Summers party on us.

Mortification and a quiet flounce shall follow.
( Kroney, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:46, Reply)

i can't wait

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:47, Reply)

You, by being bent.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:48, Reply)

he's gonna bend so hard

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:49, Reply)

He's gonna bend so hard
he'll become irresistible to swipe.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:50, Reply)

hahah

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:50, Reply)

Negotiations are going ahead apace.
Should definitely manage to make it now. For a few hours, at least.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:53, Reply)

yay

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:54, Reply)

She's perfected
Filling her cunt with shit, fools them every time.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:53, Reply)

Lusty's favourite joke, that one.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:54, Reply)

I bend for no man.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:52, Reply)

That's not what it says on the wall of the b3ta toilet.
or /talk, as it's more commonly known.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:54, Reply)

And what were you doing in the gents, pray tell?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:55, Reply)

I never specified it was a gents' toilet.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:56, Reply)

are there plans for going for food saturday before ciderboat?
Or Sunday breakfast/lunch?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:57, Reply)

I can meet you for a bite to eat if you like.
I'm hitting the shops first though.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 20 Apr 2012, 18:06, Reply)

cool
I'll gaz you my number coz I'll probably be lost somewhere
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 18:08, Reply)

May you all have a lovely time.
Looks like I'm home with the child tomorrow while Catface goes out on the lash. OH SAD TIMES.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 18:39, Reply)

Come down for an hour and bring her with you
she was at your wedding reception bash, after all.
(berk, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 19:06, Reply)

Late afternoon and sitting outside of pub, I could do that.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 19:45, Reply)

End of play, 7 recruiters, 2 or 3 jobs each, all of them confident, I can take my pick how they want, everyone was like "WOH, YOU ARE UNDERSELLING YOURSELF".
'cus the more I get, the more they get.

And I had the entire team in histerics, like proper on the floor lol'ing, as the new manager's name is Carl and I admitted that the other day I had stuck in my head "Carl is a cock, a big fat cock, the biggest damn cock in the whole wide world. If ever there was a cock, he would be the cock, he's a cock to all the boys and girls !" with a link to cartman singing "Carl's mum is a bitch".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 18:57, Reply)