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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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quentin, "boring people are bored" as my friend would say
so. what is the most ridiculous/clever headline or story you've ever seen in the papers?
alt: post something in the style of another poster and we'll all guess who it is? a game that NEVER gets old.
alt alt: have you ever dressed up as a member of the opposite sex? would you?
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:28, 118 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
so. what is the most ridiculous/clever headline or story you've ever seen in the papers?
alt: post something in the style of another poster and we'll all guess who it is? a game that NEVER gets old.
alt alt: have you ever dressed up as a member of the opposite sex? would you?
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:28, 118 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
that can't be real
it's up there with "wham bam sam cam's a mam (she'll need a new pram)"
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:34, Reply)
it's up there with "wham bam sam cam's a mam (she'll need a new pram)"
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:34, Reply)
No, it is real
The headline write had to retire after that one, surely? You can't top it
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:35, Reply)
The headline write had to retire after that one, surely? You can't top it
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:35, Reply)
Unliley seeing as he ripped it off from a Liverpool Echo headline that read
SUPER CALLY GOES BALLISTIC, QPR ATROCIOUS
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:44, Reply)
SUPER CALLY GOES BALLISTIC, QPR ATROCIOUS
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:44, Reply)
Killer Nazi Flies Invade Europe
Was a Sunday Sport headline years ago.
"it's Paddy Pantsdown" is my personal favourite.
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:34, Reply)
Was a Sunday Sport headline years ago.
"it's Paddy Pantsdown" is my personal favourite.
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:34, Reply)
i liked that on "spitting image"
esp when he came on and said "this campaign was fought on the slogan MY VOTE!
and sadly, that's all i got"
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:50, Reply)
esp when he came on and said "this campaign was fought on the slogan MY VOTE!
and sadly, that's all i got"
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:50, Reply)
my friend says 'only boring people get bored' and she has a point, but i was referring to that tedious arguement taht was going on all morning
alt: I AM FAT AND CRAZY WHY WILL NOBODY LOVE ME???
alt alt yes, yes
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:32, Reply)
alt: I AM FAT AND CRAZY WHY WILL NOBODY LOVE ME???
alt alt yes, yes
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:32, Reply)
alt: stop stalking your gf at lunchtime and give her some space and maybe she will stop dumping you?
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What Jeff said
Alt: This thread is fucking shit.
Alt Alt: Nope, never.
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:36, Reply)
Alt: This thread is fucking shit.
Alt Alt: Nope, never.
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:36, Reply)
Super Caley Go Ballistic Celtic Are Atrocious
After Inverness Caledonian Thistle battered Celtic at football.
Alt: No. Such games are for bennys and proles.
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:37, Reply)
After Inverness Caledonian Thistle battered Celtic at football.
Alt: No. Such games are for bennys and proles.
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:37, Reply)
eee-arr
www.televisiontunes.com/Family_Fortunes_-_Wrong_Buzzer.html
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:49, Reply)
www.televisiontunes.com/Family_Fortunes_-_Wrong_Buzzer.html
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:49, Reply)
I had no idea my boyfriend was a smack head, but then he had no idea I was shagging my brother
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:39, Reply)
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:39, Reply)
nah that bird who looks like a bloke, bella just looks like a mess, a fat bloody mess
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:44, Reply)
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Yer, it's one rule for one and a different for another from the clique man
How come she never got hounded mercilessly for loving the 'wrong person', fuckin rules of society man
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:55, Reply)
How come she never got hounded mercilessly for loving the 'wrong person', fuckin rules of society man
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:55, Reply)
beckyletters did her brother?
why do i never hear the good gossip?
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:06, Reply)
why do i never hear the good gossip?
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:06, Reply)
It's ok to bang on for years about Roberts minor indiscretion, but Becks fucked her brother and nobody bats an eyelid
This place is weird
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:13, Reply)
This place is weird
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:13, Reply)
I'd never heard about it before
maybe she didn't explode online and tell the entire internet?
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:18, Reply)
maybe she didn't explode online and tell the entire internet?
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:18, Reply)
I think we need some kind of breakdown database where this info can be searched
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:20, Reply)
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:20, Reply)
There's sickening evidence that can be added to the database
www.b3tards.com/u/e908521f1c6e8c370697/jizzbox.jpg
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 17:11, Reply)
www.b3tards.com/u/e908521f1c6e8c370697/jizzbox.jpg
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 17:11, Reply)
right, see, youll never guess waht
tricky fuked sasha ovre the desk right and then johnny right he craked one out ovr it and i gave him one LOL LOLLOL your fat
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:44, Reply)
tricky fuked sasha ovre the desk right and then johnny right he craked one out ovr it and i gave him one LOL LOLLOL your fat
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:44, Reply)
i don't know any johnny?
tricky never fucked sasha, although he tried
i was gonna say something about louise earlier, i forgot what it was though
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:47, Reply)
tricky never fucked sasha, although he tried
i was gonna say something about louise earlier, i forgot what it was though
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:47, Reply)
I remember reading a headline in a Irish newspaper
After some bloke got attacked with a golf club at a garage.
'Petrol Pump Punter in Pitch and Putt Pummelling'
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:48, Reply)
After some bloke got attacked with a golf club at a garage.
'Petrol Pump Punter in Pitch and Putt Pummelling'
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:48, Reply)
Julio Babtista leaves Arsenal because its to cold here here
Weather forces Baps out
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:49, Reply)
Weather forces Baps out
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:49, Reply)
good afternoon quenders
one has just hiphopped in from one's paul smith shoot reeking of givenchy and oozing suaveness.
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:50, Reply)
one has just hiphopped in from one's paul smith shoot reeking of givenchy and oozing suaveness.
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:50, Reply)
The guy who broke his foot kicking a terrorest in the nuts while on fire.
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:52, Reply)
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It's a wicked headline
just a shame the story turned out to be bollocks.
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:18, Reply)
just a shame the story turned out to be bollocks.
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:18, Reply)
alt no fatties, etc
Alt alt yes of course, I used to be a lesbian, a hasbian roffle
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:06, Reply)
Alt alt yes of course, I used to be a lesbian, a hasbian roffle
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:06, Reply)
I dunno, I don't read tabs very often and the other rags don't really like comedy headlines
Alt alt: fuck yes. Back in my "9 stone" phase I could do a pretty passable pre-Beckham posh spice.
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:17, Reply)
Alt alt: fuck yes. Back in my "9 stone" phase I could do a pretty passable pre-Beckham posh spice.
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:17, Reply)
You are all incorrect about everything, I should know I work at a university or some shit
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:23, Reply)
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:23, Reply)
Al doesn't work for a uni
He works in a portacabin plannIng holes
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:27, Reply)
He works in a portacabin plannIng holes
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:27, Reply)
In fairness I've never claimed to be right "because I work for a University"
I'm right because I fucking am. Except, apparently, when I'm not.
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:31, Reply)
I'm right because I fucking am. Except, apparently, when I'm not.
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:31, Reply)
Not that I'm aware of
He did seem overly sweaty handed on several occasions, but within normal off-topic parameters
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:33, Reply)
He did seem overly sweaty handed on several occasions, but within normal off-topic parameters
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:33, Reply)
I just accidentally tripped up a small child running down the train carriage
He is now crying
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:31, Reply)
He is now crying
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:31, Reply)
"accidentally"
I bet you're sniggering as you're typing, you cunt.
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:31, Reply)
I bet you're sniggering as you're typing, you cunt.
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:31, Reply)
This thread is more than a tad lacklustre.
Come on, flids. Look lively.
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:36, Reply)
Come on, flids. Look lively.
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:36, Reply)
Alt: Rah Rah Rah. Daddy bought me my flat and I only attract homosexual men darling.
Obvious post is obvious.
What else is going on pissfaces? I am home from work early and spending time with my daughter. Later I will go to the pub.
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:46, Reply)
Obvious post is obvious.
What else is going on pissfaces? I am home from work early and spending time with my daughter. Later I will go to the pub.
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:46, Reply)
I can't believe you're saying this!!!1
Just because some people are in social housing in the Stoke area doesn't mean you can just hit them!!!!
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:52, Reply)
Just because some people are in social housing in the Stoke area doesn't mean you can just hit them!!!!
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:52, Reply)
TJ: One for Monty, and possibly a few others
www.planetrock.com/news/rock-news/motorhead-and-anthrax-announce-uk-tour/
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:53, Reply)
www.planetrock.com/news/rock-news/motorhead-and-anthrax-announce-uk-tour/
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:53, Reply)
motorhead is what teh thing at the top of a guitar is called
and anthrax is a poisonous thing
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:57, Reply)
and anthrax is a poisonous thing
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:57, Reply)
'motorhead is what teh thing at the top of a guitar is called'
No, it isn't.
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 17:18, Reply)
No, it isn't.
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 17:18, Reply)
It's a peghead or a machine head
As the tuning bits are known as tuning pegs or tuning machines. The name motorhead comes from a Hawkwind song referencing the American slang for someone on speed.
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 18:15, Reply)
As the tuning bits are known as tuning pegs or tuning machines. The name motorhead comes from a Hawkwind song referencing the American slang for someone on speed.
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 18:15, Reply)
Primal Scream did a great cover of Motorhead.
Even Monty approves of it.
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 18:22, Reply)
Even Monty approves of it.
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 18:22, Reply)
alt alt
I've dressed up as other species*, does that count?
*not like a furry or anything
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:55, Reply)
I've dressed up as other species*, does that count?
*not like a furry or anything
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:55, Reply)
oh yeah
Swansea Herald of Wales, back in 1995 had an article on the front page about someone finding a potato that looked like a fish "it was 6 inches long...it looked exactly like a turbot"
it was all we talked about in uni that year
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:57, Reply)
Swansea Herald of Wales, back in 1995 had an article on the front page about someone finding a potato that looked like a fish "it was 6 inches long...it looked exactly like a turbot"
it was all we talked about in uni that year
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 16:57, Reply)
I'd forgotten about this one
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/7902348/Transvestite-had-sex-with-a-dog-at-English-Heritage-castle.html
alt alt: yes, once. A horrific experience for all involved - I have good legs for a skirt though..
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 18:45, Reply)
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/7902348/Transvestite-had-sex-with-a-dog-at-English-Heritage-castle.html
alt alt: yes, once. A horrific experience for all involved - I have good legs for a skirt though..
( , Wed 25 Apr 2012, 18:45, Reply)
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