I described myself at work as 'a bitter and cynical man'.
People agreed.

Also, this morning, I said that I think pandas look like people wearing panda suits.

It was met with lolz.

But they do look like people wearing panda suits. This is why it isn't a funny thing to say.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 21:26, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

How is this relevant to the question?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 21:28, Reply)

It isn't.
Does it have to be? Surely the 'question' in any OT thread is merely a thinly veiled, desperate firing of an internet fatty starting pistol?

That's how I always view it.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 21:29, Reply)

When I am Prime Minister it will be mandatory to be accurate.
I will excuse your actions for now. Consider yourself lucky.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 21:35, Reply)

Has anybody ever told you how hilariously pompous you are?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 21:38, Reply)

Yes. I like being pompous.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 21:40, Reply)

For the love of god, why?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 21:42, Reply)

Don't know, but I enjoy it nonetheless.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 21:44, Reply)

being pompous is its own reward
Like being smug. You know you shouldn't but it feels so good.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 21:49, Reply)

I don't see what is wrong with being bitter and cynical.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 21:34, Reply)

Nor me.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 21:55, Reply)