That article is shit.
'Special mayo'? Fuck off.

Also, the tomatoes on the classic burger are far too thickly cut, there's more tomato than burger there. The fact that they've suggested adding mayo to 7 of those burgers leads me to the conclusion that the writer is either a belming spacker, sponsored by Hellmans, or both. Probably both.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 10 May 2012, 17:00, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

A 'Bellmann', you might say.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 May 2012, 17:02, Reply)

One's just a mushroom in a bun.

( Kroney, Thu 10 May 2012, 17:07, Reply)

FFS

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 May 2012, 17:08, Reply)

It's alright though, they have a meaty texture when lightly cooked.
Try my new sunday roast recipe. Yorkshire pudding, roast potatoes and a fucking mushroom.
( Kroney, Thu 10 May 2012, 17:10, Reply)

GREAT NEWS EVERYONE!
'Hogh-hee-hogh, les roschampignons, zey are crazy'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 10 May 2012, 17:11, Reply)

um
why has no one picked up on the phrase 'special mayo' clearly referring to spunk?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 10 May 2012, 17:42, Reply)

Because not everyone is a deviant like you.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 10 May 2012, 17:44, Reply)

seriously?
on here?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 10 May 2012, 17:46, Reply)