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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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According to my dad, my mother was marketing manager for them
( , Tue 15 May 2012, 11:35, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
( , Tue 15 May 2012, 11:35, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I think he might now have some clue as to her frigidity towards him...
( , Tue 15 May 2012, 11:36, Reply)
( , Tue 15 May 2012, 11:36, Reply)
I'm going to have and affair as soon as I can find a hot, young, nymphomaniac, who loves to give head and likes it up the arse.
They must also know the correct ingredients in a pasty.
( , Tue 15 May 2012, 11:40, Reply)
They must also know the correct ingredients in a pasty.
( , Tue 15 May 2012, 11:40, Reply)
or you could try to fix your marriage like an adult
you know, instead of going I WANT SEX MORE TYHAN ONCE EVERY SIX WEEKS
how about you take her out somewhere nice, away from the kids, treat her to a spa day and a trip to the salon, try to be 'sexy' (whatever her definiteion of that is) and see what happens when there's no pressure or kids?
( , Tue 15 May 2012, 11:42, Reply)
you know, instead of going I WANT SEX MORE TYHAN ONCE EVERY SIX WEEKS
how about you take her out somewhere nice, away from the kids, treat her to a spa day and a trip to the salon, try to be 'sexy' (whatever her definiteion of that is) and see what happens when there's no pressure or kids?
( , Tue 15 May 2012, 11:42, Reply)
Plus if his wife and mother of his children doesn't find him attractive, why would other women?
( , Tue 15 May 2012, 11:45, Reply)
( , Tue 15 May 2012, 11:45, Reply)
Its been shit for about three years
You don't think i've tried all that shit?
( , Tue 15 May 2012, 12:16, Reply)
You don't think i've tried all that shit?
( , Tue 15 May 2012, 12:16, Reply)
Give her loads of drugs.
MDMA and cocaine should loosen the old waistband.
( , Tue 15 May 2012, 12:19, Reply)
MDMA and cocaine should loosen the old waistband.
( , Tue 15 May 2012, 12:19, Reply)
I got in shit last night because I said once every six weeks is not normal
to which she said it is and her sister and mum agree. To which I pointed out that less than 10 times a year is classed as a sexless marriage and asked her what happened to the girl that used to meet me from work wearing a coat with nothing on underneath. She stomped off as usual and then pretended nothing was wrong again in the morning.
( , Tue 15 May 2012, 11:38, Reply)
to which she said it is and her sister and mum agree. To which I pointed out that less than 10 times a year is classed as a sexless marriage and asked her what happened to the girl that used to meet me from work wearing a coat with nothing on underneath. She stomped off as usual and then pretended nothing was wrong again in the morning.
( , Tue 15 May 2012, 11:38, Reply)
maybe if you weren't so shit in bed and unattractive she would want to sleep with you?
( , Tue 15 May 2012, 11:40, Reply)
( , Tue 15 May 2012, 11:40, Reply)
I has crossed my mind
but then three days ago she told me the main reason she wanted to marry me so quickly was that I was good in bed. Which was great for the ego but didn't help considering I haven't even tried out my newly healed nuts yet.
( , Tue 15 May 2012, 11:42, Reply)
but then three days ago she told me the main reason she wanted to marry me so quickly was that I was good in bed. Which was great for the ego but didn't help considering I haven't even tried out my newly healed nuts yet.
( , Tue 15 May 2012, 11:42, Reply)
Sounds like she might be overstressed and a bit depressed.
Have you tried switching her off and back on again?
Or, slightly more seriously, have you tried asking her how she feels, making sure she knows you have no ulterior sexy motives? Could she possibly have a touch of PND from little Darth Vader's birth?
( , Tue 15 May 2012, 11:43, Reply)
Have you tried switching her off and back on again?
Or, slightly more seriously, have you tried asking her how she feels, making sure she knows you have no ulterior sexy motives? Could she possibly have a touch of PND from little Darth Vader's birth?
( , Tue 15 May 2012, 11:43, Reply)
My mate Fraz had sex with his Mrs the other night
...and he reckons it was the first time since sometime in 2010.
( , Tue 15 May 2012, 11:43, Reply)
...and he reckons it was the first time since sometime in 2010.
( , Tue 15 May 2012, 11:43, Reply)
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