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Do I really want another cup of tea?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 21 May 2012, 19:45, 240 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Probably

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 21 May 2012, 19:47, Reply)
that would be my FIFTH today
this is living on the edge
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 21 May 2012, 19:48, Reply)
Okay
then move on to the gin.

In associated news, I might go and make dinner now. No idea what to make, I'll just see what's out there. I'm thinking... omelette.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 21 May 2012, 19:51, Reply)
sexy sexy omlette
no gin for me, pub quiz to drive to
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 21 May 2012, 19:54, Reply)
I hope nobody's dog dies.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 21 May 2012, 20:17, Reply)
is taht likely to happen?!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 21 May 2012, 20:18, Reply)
It did last night.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 21 May 2012, 20:19, Reply)
:(
not your one, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 21 May 2012, 20:24, Reply)
no, not mine.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 21 May 2012, 20:33, Reply)
Jesus, one dog dies and you start acting like it's a common occurence.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 May 2012, 20:25, Reply)
It's the thin edge of the dead dog wedge.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 21 May 2012, 20:31, Reply)
My dog is NOT dead
and I have moved onto Gin
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 May 2012, 20:46, Reply)
As long as it's green.
I pulled the alarm in one of the disabled bogs thinking it was the light whilst cleaning just then, then the siren wouldn't stop going off. So I ran away/went home.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 21 May 2012, 19:54, Reply)
haha
(no, proper tea...probably get done for theft)
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 21 May 2012, 20:00, Reply)
communism lols

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 21 May 2012, 20:18, Reply)
If you don't then ypoum are deffo Welsh and not English

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 May 2012, 19:58, Reply)
I think I'm ready for my exam tomorrow. Tea and coffee are shit Cavs.

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 21 May 2012, 20:17, Reply)
and that is what is wrong with you
as a human being
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 21 May 2012, 20:25, Reply)
That really is the least of his problems.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 May 2012, 20:26, Reply)

You just can't help yourself. It's fucking eerily similar to how some of the kids at school behave. Grow up marathon bottler.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 21 May 2012, 20:30, Reply)
Of course
you do.

Tea is good. I drink many cups per day, more so since I had my last ciggy on Saturday.

Do carry on.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 21 May 2012, 20:26, Reply)
You don't want tea Cavey, you want hot throbbing mancock
you want to be covered by a gushing geiser of jism
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 21 May 2012, 20:29, Reply)
In her
tea, Rory?
Surely not. It would be like the milk was off and gone all lumpy.
Gadsake, min.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 21 May 2012, 20:32, Reply)
You do know that she's a woman approaching a certain age, unless she bags a man and soon she'll be perma labelled 'Spinster'
I wonder how many cats she'll fit into her house before she contracts toxoplasmosis and is found dead by 'worried' colleagues after two weeks non attendance
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 21 May 2012, 20:35, Reply)
Don't matter
how many cats she's got. If she's happier with pussies than men, so be it. If not, she's got to stop staying inside "finger painting" and get out more.

She's lovely, though, and no criticism is intended.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 21 May 2012, 20:40, Reply)
Wow, are you going to Fight Tangles for the hippy crown?

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 May 2012, 20:41, Reply)
Eh
no, man. I've not finished the Whole Earth Catalogue yet.

Once that's out of the way, then it's peace signs shoot out.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 21 May 2012, 20:45, Reply)
Good, good, this place needs more hippies

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 May 2012, 20:47, Reply)
shut it, hippy.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 21 May 2012, 20:53, Reply)
Peace
and love, honey.

I know the death of a dog is difficult for the yin side but the yang side says there's much more room on Earth for another canine soul.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 21 May 2012, 20:55, Reply)
Better a spinster than settling for just anyone out of fear of being lonely
besides, cats are awesome.
(berk, Mon 21 May 2012, 20:46, Reply)
yeah
but I had tea instead
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 21 May 2012, 20:32, Reply)
we all want that, rory.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 21 May 2012, 20:32, Reply)
Speak
for yer fuckin' self.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 21 May 2012, 20:34, Reply)
Oh, you know you want it, you massive bender.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 21 May 2012, 20:38, Reply)
I'm
not a poove.
My husband might be, though.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 21 May 2012, 20:41, Reply)
I saw this porno of a midget and this big black guy and his cock, I swear, went from between her legs and up to her boobs. He couldn't get it all in.
But when he spunked in her mouth, all my dayz, it completely filled her mouth and gushed out, I've never seen anything like it in my life, it was like someone put her mouth over one of those machines that they use to inject cream into doughnuts, only the button got stuck.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 21 May 2012, 20:43, Reply)
Hold on, I'll find it.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 21 May 2012, 20:43, Reply)
Here we go
www.youporn.com/watch/7653218/midget-takes-a-cock-half-her-size-gentlemens-video/?from=search_full&pos=1

19min 20s.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 21 May 2012, 20:45, Reply)
Please
don't.

I was thinking of a smoothie.

EDIT: too late, but there is no way I'm looking at that.

Did you have that bookmarked?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 21 May 2012, 20:46, Reply)
I'll be honest, I've only seen the last 30 seconds of the video that my mate made me watch a few days ago.
I remember where it was on the internet because it made me lol that it was under the search term 'hairy' rather than 'midget'.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 21 May 2012, 20:50, Reply)
Ha
superb response, sir.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 21 May 2012, 20:52, Reply)
Besides, it only takes me 20s, no point in any sort of long term storylines.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 21 May 2012, 20:54, Reply)
I
agree.

My dissertation in tube sites search terms, stretching to ten thousand words was waste. I wish I'd resorted to premature searches technology.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 21 May 2012, 20:59, Reply)
I got 5 GCSEs. I'm not to good at school.
Are you a new person or an old person who's renamed their account?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:05, Reply)
Na, not old
just lurked for ages, loved the humour and people (most of them.)
Tried posting before and got the usual "fuck off Bert" sock puppet accusations. Again and again and again.

So, just post in the evening now. Much nicer.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:14, Reply)
Fuck off Bert.
Nah, just kidding. We love you really.

Who don't you love?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:17, Reply)
Well
mostly caaants from /talk who just give it, ahem, laldy, with no real need.

I can learn to ignore pretty quickly.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:21, Reply)
You should teach Fat Bobby how to do that
it's something he's still not managed to learn.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:24, Reply)
Al, play nicely.
In other news, sadly, we won't be able to attend your meat extravaganza as we have another engagement the day after and travelling 300 odd miles to arrive by 12 noon might be a bit difficult.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 21 May 2012, 21:28, Reply)
Oh no, that's sad.
I shall miss your dapper dress sense and your wife's squishy booby hugs.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:31, Reply)
We're looking at Chickenstock as a viable alternative.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 21 May 2012, 21:34, Reply)
That'll be fun.
I'm hoping it's nice weather and we can sit outside round the BBQ like last year.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:37, Reply)
I'm waiting to check out train ticket prices and stuff.
Although we could drive, but it's a right fucking trek.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 21 May 2012, 21:40, Reply)
What's the date for that again? I'm looking forward to it.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:34, Reply)
We need new blood around here.
Hello Phudders. You don't mind if I call you Phudders, do you?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 21 May 2012, 21:26, Reply)
Of
Course not Davvers, old chap.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:28, Reply)
Jolly good.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 21 May 2012, 21:30, Reply)
Carful Phud, you'd being groomed here.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 May 2012, 21:26, Reply)
Fuck off hippy
stop trying to push him tofu and lentils and all that shit.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:28, Reply)
Shut it Al, this one's worse than me already.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 May 2012, 21:30, Reply)
Surely that's not possible!?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:32, Reply)
Hav you not talked to Tangles?
I may be chief Lefty, but he's twice the Hippy I am.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 May 2012, 21:35, Reply)
By
worse, what exactly do you mean?
I don't give a fuck anyway but fire away, squire.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:34, Reply)
More of a Hippy.
this is a statement of opinion, rather than an insult.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 May 2012, 21:36, Reply)
Not
a hippy, just tolerant, I hope.

And probably more left than most on here. I'm not going to apologise for that.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:39, Reply)
*narrows eyes*
that's the kind of thing a hippy would say.

TBH The Daily Mail is to the left of most on here, at least during the daytime. I think there's me, AL and Tangles struggling alone to stem the tide.

welcome.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 May 2012, 21:43, Reply)
Thank you
brothers and sisters must fight together.
At least until closing time.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:47, Reply)
Good luck finding any these days
*mutters about the death of socialism etc...*
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 May 2012, 21:48, Reply)
Is he / she a horse?
Because we've already got one of those, despite the strenuous denials.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 21 May 2012, 21:28, Reply)
It would be nice to have a pair of horses
we could breed from them.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:33, Reply)
I'm glad you subtally asked the sex of him/her so I didn't have too.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:33, Reply)
Well, obviously it's a sweaty, overweight 50 year old virgin male.
I was just being polite.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 21 May 2012, 21:35, Reply)
Oh cool, sounds good =)
Tell us about yourself, what's your hopes and dreams?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:23, Reply)
I want a pony. And a castle, with a pony room.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:25, Reply)
and my brother

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 21 May 2012, 21:25, Reply)
He'd have his own little room in the castle.
I'd decorate it with fresh flowers and put a sign on the door saying "NO SCOUSE"
(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:27, Reply)
Ar ey!

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 21 May 2012, 21:29, Reply)
I don't get the interent's current obsession with My Little Pony.
It's a bit creepy to tell you the truth.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:28, Reply)
I actually know quite a lot about My Little Pony
on account of how I sell lots of them on eBay. Mostly the old ones from the 1980s. I can probably identify more of them than I'd care to admit, as well.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 21 May 2012, 21:31, Reply)
I don't know anything about my little ponies.
I would like a pony that I could ride, and then shoot and then eat.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:32, Reply)
It's made a proper little comeback,
I downloaded them a for a mate's little nice'n'nephew.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:33, Reply)
did you save any of it to your special folder?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 21 May 2012, 21:35, Reply)
We're in 2012, the only reason to download that sort of thing is when you're going aborad and don't wanna run up a roaming charge.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:46, Reply)
I bet you fucking did.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 21 May 2012, 21:35, Reply)
I decided to get some japanese on the way home and I ordered the wrong thing; I got noodles and katsu chicken instead of rice and the rice is so much better than the noodles...
... but it's ok 'cus I have some chicken balls with rice to go with it. But next time, I know exactly what I'm gonna get.

I went to take out a tenner and it said insufficent funds, oops.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 21 May 2012, 20:41, Reply)
How was your first day at work?
Were the other boys and girls nice? Did they steal your dinner money and flush your head down the loo? i hope not.

Noodles are generally nice. I was introduced to chicken pad thai a while ago, and it was bloody lovely. I know that's not Japanese, but it falls into the sphere of 'south east asian'.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 21 May 2012, 20:44, Reply)
"forrin"

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 21 May 2012, 20:47, Reply)
Hay hay !
It was great thanks, they were well impressed with what I managed to do today, the designer couldn't tell which one was hers (a photoshop file) or mine (a website), which is the perfect result. Tomorow I have to work using a system I've never used (Umbraco) in a language I don't know (ASP.NET). I think I'll be able to work it out, hopefully. They get me onto PHP at the end of the week and that _is_ what I know =)
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 21 May 2012, 20:48, Reply)
Pad Thai is one of my fave thai dishes, I love it.
I always ask for two extra trays of crushed peanuts.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 21 May 2012, 20:50, Reply)
yum

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 21 May 2012, 20:52, Reply)
It does my tits in though when they do it with normal style noodles.
There is the worst show in the world on E4+1 at the moment, called "Love Shaft", it's a dating gameshow based in a lift.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 21 May 2012, 20:56, Reply)
Press
1 for up.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:00, Reply)
You know what, Phudbree, I don't think the lift went anywhere.
I think they were in a bar/club, and they had a room built that looked like a lift. Then when they get off at each 'floor', they wheeled a backdrop in to make it look like a lobby... a bit like on Star Trek. Then on the final floor, the penthouse, they didn't do the backdrop so you could see the whole thing. This is all a sham. I don't think many 30 story buildings would dedictae the entire building to the filming off a gameshow.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:04, Reply)
Yes,
but if you pressed "1" it would go straight up her Love Shaft and you win the bonus prize, which is probably a goldfish.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:17, Reply)
I was wondering weather Shaft would be a male or female uiphinisum.
At first I thought it was male, but I guess not.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:21, Reply)
shaft is a bad motherfucker

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 21 May 2012, 21:26, Reply)
Wear
a condom while watching, mate. "You know it makes sense." Or is it "clunk click every trip." Or "sneezes spread diseases."

Too much health information. Cunts
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:26, Reply)
I'll be honest here, I'm not 100% sure what you said just there.
I thought being shafted means to take it up the bumhole, or to be conned.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:32, Reply)
why do you watch that shit?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 21 May 2012, 21:05, Reply)
I'll give most telly a try, to see if its any good.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:17, Reply)
I've moved onto the first Rocky film now, for the first time.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:19, Reply)
Watch Rocky 4, it's incredible.
Really incredible.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:21, Reply)
I will do, watching them in order first though.
I wanna do the same thing with the Bourne films.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:22, Reply)
Rocky is actually supposed to be a good film, it won a few oscars
but all the others get quite silly, but the pinnacle of silliness is Rocky 4.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:23, Reply)
Rocky IV was epic.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:28, Reply)

I must break you.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:29, Reply)
That's my dad!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:30, Reply)
I really cannot get away with the Rocky films.
Security in the Asda DVD aisle has really clamped down lately.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 21 May 2012, 21:29, Reply)
The 'your cock/not your cock' conversation still makes me laugh.
In fact, I sent a text with your sig on it, not 10 minutes ago.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:30, Reply)
It is, without a shadow of a doubt
the most hilarious thing ever printed in the pages of Viz, beating even Mickey's Monkey Spunk Moped or the Rotating Chin Men. Or that Jack Black strip where Aunt Meg's whorehouse was losing custom due to the local video store starting to stock grot films.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 21 May 2012, 21:33, Reply)
And worth more than the original 'Wakey Shakey' alarm clock.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:34, Reply)
£260 quid!!!
tonyvalderama.com/acatalog/Gifts___Specials.html
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:35, Reply)
Hahahahahaha!
I met Chris Donald a few weeks ago. Nice chap.

The missus says "hi" and sends hugs and stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 21 May 2012, 21:38, Reply)
I'll bet there are loads of alarm clocks turning up in North East car boot sales.
Get yourself out on the hunt!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:40, Reply)
*falls off another horse*

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 21 May 2012, 22:04, Reply)
Did salvesta have a stroke?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:29, Reply)

complicated birth led to a nerve being severed or something meaning his jaw muscles are stuck shut.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:31, Reply)
Well, now you've just made me think of Jackie Stallone's leathery cuntflaps.
Thanks a fucking bunch.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 21 May 2012, 21:33, Reply)

If my memory serves me correctly he was 14lbs or something and had to be manhandled out of the vagina. Hence the damage to his face.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:34, Reply)
That must be about half what you were.
How did they manage to get you out?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:36, Reply)

Frankly I'm amazed your mother knew a midwife who had experience of birthing pure fucking evil.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:41, Reply)
I really don't understand how can spend so much time on this site
and yet completely fail to get how it works.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:44, Reply)
Yeah. You cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 21 May 2012, 21:45, Reply)
I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOUR SUCH A HATEFUL BASTARD DAVROS
IT'S LIKE YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT OTHER PEOPLES FEELINGS!!!
(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:46, Reply)
I'm just a mean machine.
I'd pimp my own granny out for a bottle of Diamond White, and she's been dead for fifteen years.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 21 May 2012, 22:02, Reply)
It's good that he's managed an acting career then.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:35, Reply)
His "acting" kind of relys on it.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:36, Reply)

He's a smart cookie too, wrote and directed the Rocky's and Rambo's and I think he has a doctorate from somewhere in engineering but that might be wrong. Bloke is pretty cool.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:37, Reply)
Because he really studied for 5 years on a poverty income to get those letters!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:37, Reply)
If you like Hot Chip, and if not, why not, their new stuff is amazing and you need to hear it.
youtu.be/rH_HEXzPB4k
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:19, Reply)
they are utterly shit Barry.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:20, Reply)
They're ace.
I haven't listened to them in god knows how long, but I've seen them live nuff times. Crap Kraft Dinner is one of my favourite songs.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:43, Reply)
Evening nob'eads.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:27, Reply)

Evening Jeffers.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:30, Reply)
Bobster.
*nods*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:31, Reply)

I've done so much revision today I might have an early night.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:32, Reply)
Why not have a joint instead.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:32, Reply)
Just say NO!

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 21 May 2012, 21:34, Reply)

I've quit for this week. Exams are important.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:35, Reply)
They are.
Especially if you want to win a flat.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:35, Reply)

Haha, like he will actually give me the keys if I get a first.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:38, Reply)
If you do get them.
It'll more than the flat is worth to stop Stunned coming over and breaking stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:39, Reply)

I would give him the keys straight back and enjoy having that over him for the rest of my life.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:40, Reply)
It's Jeff, everyone!
Evening Jeff.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 21 May 2012, 21:31, Reply)
I was just going to say exactly that!
True story.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 21 May 2012, 21:32, Reply)
Wow.
You guys have a connection.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:33, Reply)
We totally have.
So, wagwan wi you, mi bredren?

I actually said that to my mum this afternoon on the phone. I had to repeat it about five times and then translate it into normal English.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 21 May 2012, 21:37, Reply)
I'm good thanks b3th.
How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:39, Reply)
According to the dentist, I'm a massive pussy.
That's 'AM', not 'HAVE'.

Apparently I don't have an abcess at all, just an infection. No root canal work for me.

However, in anticipation of being drilled to fuck today, I rescheduled a job interview that I was supposed to be going to tonight. Nothing exciting, just a casting call for Frankie & Benny's. They're opening a new 'restaurant' in Weston.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 21 May 2012, 21:42, Reply)
I have no comment to make.
Other than good luck with the interview.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:44, Reply)
Thanks.
It's nothing too taxing. Just being door staff. you know, 'Table for three, sir? Do you have a reservation? i can fit you in at nine.' sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 21 May 2012, 21:53, Reply)
An
abcess is an infection. Your dentist is a fud.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:45, Reply)
An abcess is surely an infection which has actually caused a hole in the gum which fills with pus
you can have an infection without having an abcess.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:47, Reply)
SOMEONE TELL ME IF I'M JUST A WHINING MALINGERER!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 21 May 2012, 21:51, Reply)
You are, but not because of this.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:52, Reply)
how?

(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:51, Reply)
Errrrrr, well let me think.
You probably had a slightly suppressed immune system and then maybe came into contact with someone who was carrying some kind of "bad" bacteria which made it's way into your mouth and possibly entered a small cut on your gum. The bacteria then multiplied and because of your compromised immune system got to the stage when the side effects of all the bacteria by products made you feel like shit.

Then, if you don't get that treated, the infection could develop further, your gum gets eaten away underneath the tooth and this hole is what is known as an "abcess".
(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:54, Reply)
Aye
and no.

First part shite. Nithin to do with compromised immune systems for the vast majority of folks. Much more likely that a stray food particle finds it's way under the gum, or into a hole in the tooth and leads to infection.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 21 May 2012, 22:03, Reply)
Do you not understand how questions and answers work?
You asked how you could get an infection without having an abcess. My explanation is a clear description of how that could happen. It wasn't a statement of how it always happens.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 May 2012, 22:07, Reply)
I understand
perfectly. Some of your answer was correct and could happen. Unlikely for the majority of the population, though.

I'm not having a go at ye, though.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 21 May 2012, 22:15, Reply)
Oh, that's alright then.
I thought an abcess involved lots of root canal work. He said there was nothing he needed to do to the actual teeth, so the antibiotics would be enough.

Turns out I was justified in my woe-is-me-ness.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 21 May 2012, 21:49, Reply)
I had a gum infection once
and I recall it was pretty hideously painful. So you're not being too soft.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:50, Reply)
Excellent.
I tell you what, I've eaten chuff all in the last four days. weigh-in should be good this week.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 21 May 2012, 21:51, Reply)
Depends
where the infection is.

If it's deep in the the root of the tooth, then it's root canal. If it's in a hole in the top part, the crown, then it's usually simple drilling.They are both "abscesses" or gatherings of puss.

Please yersel', like.

"Replaces dentures."
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:54, Reply)
Alright DG

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:32, Reply)
Alright Jeff.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 21 May 2012, 21:36, Reply)
I'm listening to Suede.
Don't judge me.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:38, Reply)
Hey, I'm not Monty.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 21 May 2012, 21:42, Reply)
You might have a view all the same.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:42, Reply)
I have not heard enough of them to make a judgement either way.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 21 May 2012, 21:44, Reply)
I'll judge you as a hip cat who's down with the latest singles in the hit parade.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:43, Reply)
We've always had a connection Al.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:43, Reply)
Yeah Jeff, you and me against the world.
*fist bumps*
(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:49, Reply)
I thought it was a 'hep' cat?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 21 May 2012, 21:49, Reply)
Not if he's listening to suede he's not

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:54, Reply)
I can't help but judge you, Jeff
I am very judgemental when it comes to music.
And Suede were bent beyond words.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:46, Reply)
Ah, but I have to balance opinon with Deaconess.
Well done. You've never been more wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:48, Reply)
I don't think I like you any more.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:48, Reply)
Hang on, that implies I liked you in the first place.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:48, Reply)
You spastic.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:49, Reply)
YES!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:49, Reply)
It's like I sent a friend request
and then when you said yes, I unfriended you straight away.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:51, Reply)
The harshest possible language.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:52, Reply)
I like Starcrazy, god knows why.
It has the line 'electric shock bog brush hair' for christ sake.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:47, Reply)
You
don't know me,right?

Probably just as well.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:42, Reply)
Are you 5' 8" (and a half)?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:45, Reply)
No
you missed out a vital, I say vital, inch and a half.

But I won't , ahem, hold it against you.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:49, Reply)
Oright Jeff.
I done a silly thing.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 May 2012, 21:45, Reply)
Which is?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:46, Reply)
I dun shaved.
This was not good. I look like a cock.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 May 2012, 21:49, Reply)
The full monty?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:50, Reply)
sadly so.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 May 2012, 21:52, Reply)
I got me a beard trimmer the other week.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:53, Reply)
yuo have a beard now?

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 May 2012, 21:55, Reply)
No, that's Darth.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 21 May 2012, 21:55, Reply)
HAHA

(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:59, Reply)
Nah, I shaved this morning.
But I have periods of not shaving for a few days and it helps tidy up the face up a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:58, Reply)
pfffft
you have periods! What are you, some kind of bender?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 21 May 2012, 22:01, Reply)
Yes. I nurse my shaving cuts with jam-rags.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 May 2012, 22:04, Reply)
I have to shave every two days.
Otherwise it looks like I've pritt sticked pubes to my face. I don't want a beard anyway it makes my face look rounder.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:51, Reply)
Evening all.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:45, Reply)
*BENDER ALERT!!!!*
Alright Tangles?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:46, Reply)
Bender - listening to suede
Not a bender - listening to tittyshakers.

Not bad, Jeff. You?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:49, Reply)
Good me old son.
Would you like the chance to call me a proper bender?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:50, Reply)
No excuse needed really, but go on.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:51, Reply)
The next band I've got tickets to see are these.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0p-yF3IXMTs
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:53, Reply)
That link is purple.
I can only assume you've shown us it before. Not that I can be arsed to go and check. Much as I love you.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 21 May 2012, 21:54, Reply)
I can find you another track if you like?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:55, Reply)
Well, who is it?
I might not care.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 21 May 2012, 21:56, Reply)
It's these people.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPsj4KgOXzo
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:57, Reply)
Fuckin' hell!
That still involves clicking a link! I'm lazy and uninterested, Jeff. I thought you knew that about me by now.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 21 May 2012, 21:58, Reply)
Why not just tell her it's a Bee Gees tribute act?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:59, Reply)
Because it annoys her Al.
Surely you, more than most understand THAT!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 May 2012, 22:00, Reply)
You would think so wouldn't you
but I'm totally incapable of linking my relentless insulting of that jonny vegas look-a-like and any sort of understanding of why people think i'm some sort of bastard.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 May 2012, 22:03, Reply)
I thought you were talking about me then.
I was going to call you out.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 21 May 2012, 22:05, Reply)
YOUR JUST A GREAT BIG MEANIE

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 21 May 2012, 22:05, Reply)
After that.
It'll be this on my 'next gigs' list - You'll like this lot.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkFvm399N_E&ob=av2n
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 May 2012, 22:02, Reply)
I'm going to see Slayer
then it's Donnington, then Kelly Clarkson.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 May 2012, 22:04, Reply)
what a bunch of pricks.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 21 May 2012, 22:04, Reply)
If they are better than that link. I'll be gutted.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 May 2012, 22:06, Reply)
Haha you bender
I assume you'll be wearing a sparkly spandex leotard.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:55, Reply)
I'm not dressing down for the night!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:56, Reply)
Hey Tang.
We have a Noob who claims to love Tofu more than you do.

I'll hold your coat.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 May 2012, 21:49, Reply)
I'LL FUCKIN' 'AVE 'IM
Only room for one peace-loving pacifist round here...
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:53, Reply)
...and that's Joey Barton.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 21 May 2012, 21:55, Reply)
What is a Joey Barton?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:58, Reply)
someone that homosexualists wouldn't know
on account of how he does football and stuffs.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 21 May 2012, 22:00, Reply)
Ah yes, that renowned heterosexual practice of watching men in shorts running around after a ball.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 21 May 2012, 22:07, Reply)
Nah, he seems nice really
for now anyway
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 May 2012, 21:56, Reply)
You're just saying that because he's pretending to be a lefty.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:58, Reply)
Your just saying that because you're pretending to be a dick

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 21 May 2012, 22:04, Reply)
your just saying that because you're pretending to have facial hair.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 21 May 2012, 22:08, Reply)
Na
send the fuckers home. They're taking our jobs an' that.
Thousands o' kids as well. Fuckers.
Get back to the birch, that'll save us.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 21 May 2012, 22:10, Reply)
Right
outside, ya bastard.

Is it that way?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 21 May 2012, 22:12, Reply)
Yay, iPhone case I designed arrived !

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:53, Reply)
^ Further proof that not being a iPhone user is a good thing.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:56, Reply)
Haha

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 21 May 2012, 23:02, Reply)
All iPhone cases are bent Gonz :(

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 21 May 2012, 21:57, Reply)
Evening!
This just came up on Shuffle and reminded me of this place for some reason:

Imani Coppola - Dirty Pictures
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 21 May 2012, 22:24, Reply)

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