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Friday night shut in rendevous
Why aren't you out enjoying the warm evening?
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 20:44, 85 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Why aren't you out enjoying the warm evening?
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 20:44, 85 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I've been to the park and the pub
it's been a good day. Day off or are you out of work again?
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 20:50, Reply)
it's been a good day. Day off or are you out of work again?
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 20:50, Reply)
I meant that I still have a job, not that I'm still at work.
I'm not rachelswipe!
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 20:56, Reply)
I'm not rachelswipe!
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 20:56, Reply)
I also heard he's a massive nonce
and is merely invoking Scaryduck as a diversionary tactic.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 21:10, Reply)
and is merely invoking Scaryduck as a diversionary tactic.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 21:10, Reply)
I like how "Getting on my tits" and "Coming on my tits" are two completely oppersite things. I think. I donno.
Is coming on someone's tits a good thing? I'd guess it's prefferable to other places. Ladies, help a shut-in out, is coming on your tits a good thing or a bad thing? Does it all depend on context? I'd imagine if you're trying to get preggers, then it would be a bad thing; if you're giving a blowie or handjob, and you're in a possition to wipe yourself down (such as in a bedroom rather than a resturant), then it would be a good thing.
I'm just not sure, I've never given it much thought until now.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 20:59, Reply)
Is coming on someone's tits a good thing? I'd guess it's prefferable to other places. Ladies, help a shut-in out, is coming on your tits a good thing or a bad thing? Does it all depend on context? I'd imagine if you're trying to get preggers, then it would be a bad thing; if you're giving a blowie or handjob, and you're in a possition to wipe yourself down (such as in a bedroom rather than a resturant), then it would be a good thing.
I'm just not sure, I've never given it much thought until now.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 20:59, Reply)
I've never cum on someone's tits.
Or anywhere else besides their fanny, come to think of it. The fact I'm a bareback or nothing guy means it's a wonder how I'm not currently a father. I dunno. Nor do I care seeing as I've only slept with someone that wasn't a girlfriend besides one occasion.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 21:02, Reply)
Or anywhere else besides their fanny, come to think of it. The fact I'm a bareback or nothing guy means it's a wonder how I'm not currently a father. I dunno. Nor do I care seeing as I've only slept with someone that wasn't a girlfriend besides one occasion.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 21:02, Reply)
I'm just so gosh darn pleased to be making an aquiantance that I never thought to question it.
Mate, if you were your own bigger brother, what would you say to yourself about going bareback or nowt? I'm pretty sure you've mentioned prozzys and one nighters before =S
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 21:08, Reply)
Mate, if you were your own bigger brother, what would you say to yourself about going bareback or nowt? I'm pretty sure you've mentioned prozzys and one nighters before =S
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 21:08, Reply)
I've never shagged a brass and I never, ever would.
Half the enjoyment of sex is that the other person wants to have sex with you. That's my take on it, anyway. I've had one one night stand before as mentioned above, and I felt horrible about it regardless of whether I used protection or not. If you and your partner are in a stable relationship I don't see what the problem is. Plus I wouldn't be able to reach the finish line in a million years if I wore a rubber.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 21:15, Reply)
Half the enjoyment of sex is that the other person wants to have sex with you. That's my take on it, anyway. I've had one one night stand before as mentioned above, and I felt horrible about it regardless of whether I used protection or not. If you and your partner are in a stable relationship I don't see what the problem is. Plus I wouldn't be able to reach the finish line in a million years if I wore a rubber.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 21:15, Reply)
I ain't been with a brass, but I don't see whats wrong with it as long as she isn't forced into it in any shape or form.
One thing I'd hate is for someone to regret being with me, the whole treating a girl like shit thing isn't my cup of tea. I don't mind if they were indifferent, but to know that someone properly regrets ever meeting me would undo and outweight any phsyical pleasure.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 21:26, Reply)
One thing I'd hate is for someone to regret being with me, the whole treating a girl like shit thing isn't my cup of tea. I don't mind if they were indifferent, but to know that someone properly regrets ever meeting me would undo and outweight any phsyical pleasure.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 21:26, Reply)
I don't think there's anything wrong with it.
Well, actually, I suppose I do because I find it difficult to extract my opinion about the whole 'sex' thing from the situation. I don't want to sleep with someone I haven't been seeing for at least a reasonable amount of time. People are different, I get that, but sex for sex's sake is just not for me. I like people as actual people too much. I'm not in relationships for the physical side of it, I just like spending time with girls who make me happy. Sex isn't a bonus or anything, that's just as big a part of it. But I'm not doing it with any old person just for the sake of twenty minutes of fun in the sack.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 21:32, Reply)
Well, actually, I suppose I do because I find it difficult to extract my opinion about the whole 'sex' thing from the situation. I don't want to sleep with someone I haven't been seeing for at least a reasonable amount of time. People are different, I get that, but sex for sex's sake is just not for me. I like people as actual people too much. I'm not in relationships for the physical side of it, I just like spending time with girls who make me happy. Sex isn't a bonus or anything, that's just as big a part of it. But I'm not doing it with any old person just for the sake of twenty minutes of fun in the sack.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 21:32, Reply)
I think it's a visual thing for most men
or a domination thing. I have had boyfriends who particularly liked to do it, and others which weren't that bothered. Myself, I don't mind where it goes as long as you don't get it in my eyes. Or hair, preferably.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 21:06, Reply)
or a domination thing. I have had boyfriends who particularly liked to do it, and others which weren't that bothered. Myself, I don't mind where it goes as long as you don't get it in my eyes. Or hair, preferably.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 21:06, Reply)
Yeah', that makes sense.
When I was a teen, I was mates with this couple, and he would tell me, in private, how he loves not telling her when he's gonna finish in her mouth. And she would tell me, how she hated that so much, that it would have her in tears. Then one day, she held it in her mouth and snogged him. Funnily enough, he never did that again. Proper made me lol when they were telling it from their point of view to me in private.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 21:20, Reply)
When I was a teen, I was mates with this couple, and he would tell me, in private, how he loves not telling her when he's gonna finish in her mouth. And she would tell me, how she hated that so much, that it would have her in tears. Then one day, she held it in her mouth and snogged him. Funnily enough, he never did that again. Proper made me lol when they were telling it from their point of view to me in private.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 21:20, Reply)
Meh, if you're giving someone a blowjob
it's reasonable to expect to have to swallow at some point. It's not that bad. I'd be pretty damn offended if a guy refused to go down on me because 'he didn't like the taste'.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 21:34, Reply)
it's reasonable to expect to have to swallow at some point. It's not that bad. I'd be pretty damn offended if a guy refused to go down on me because 'he didn't like the taste'.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 21:34, Reply)
O'course, I guess the timings all gone out the window now that you can pause live TV... before, you could tell because the adverts have finished.
And its generally followed by a stream of gratitude and apologising during the next ad break.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 21:36, Reply)
And its generally followed by a stream of gratitude and apologising during the next ad break.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 21:36, Reply)
Yeah, I think I'd stay in
I certainly wouldn't want to cycle to work in it.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 21:08, Reply)
I certainly wouldn't want to cycle to work in it.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 21:08, Reply)
I've just got in
Been drinking in Soho since midday and now I'm falling asleep. I could have got narcotics and stayed out but I'm sensible now.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 20:57, Reply)
Been drinking in Soho since midday and now I'm falling asleep. I could have got narcotics and stayed out but I'm sensible now.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 20:57, Reply)
If I was with a decent group of people I'd have happily obliged.
But I'm not picking up when in a few hours all that'll happen is me and one other lad are doing lines off his coffee table until midday tomorrow.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 21:34, Reply)
But I'm not picking up when in a few hours all that'll happen is me and one other lad are doing lines off his coffee table until midday tomorrow.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 21:34, Reply)
Monty's playing with his phaser in front of the telly as we speak.
He's already wiped out several Klingons, and is currently being beaten to a pulp by Lusty after wiping his phaser on the curtains.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 21:26, Reply)
He's already wiped out several Klingons, and is currently being beaten to a pulp by Lusty after wiping his phaser on the curtains.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 21:26, Reply)
Been out for a burger and some shopping
back now as I don't want to get too bombed with the London Bash tomorrow.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 21:17, Reply)
back now as I don't want to get too bombed with the London Bash tomorrow.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 21:17, Reply)
little'un is abed
I'm in bed too reading Icelandic sagas and generally chilling. Posting from phone which isn't easy with my giant hands.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 21:23, Reply)
I'm in bed too reading Icelandic sagas and generally chilling. Posting from phone which isn't easy with my giant hands.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 21:23, Reply)
Ha ha, 'Icelandic' and 'chilling' in the same sentence.
You're such a wag.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 21:27, Reply)
You're such a wag.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 21:27, Reply)
Just having a night in with friends, trying to get everything sorted for tomorrow
You?
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 21:29, Reply)
You?
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 21:29, Reply)
baby innit
wife is away so just me and mini ape all weekend.
a) beer
b) wine
c) bed
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 21:30, Reply)
wife is away so just me and mini ape all weekend.
a) beer
b) wine
c) bed
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 21:30, Reply)
i need to make a choice
I'm kind of tired and full...but wine might perk me up
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 21:32, Reply)
I'm kind of tired and full...but wine might perk me up
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 21:32, Reply)
Wow, sleeping children
Not wanting sex for the sake of sex and warning people before you shoot your bolt right in their faces. This evening thread got real gay real quick.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 21:46, Reply)
Not wanting sex for the sake of sex and warning people before you shoot your bolt right in their faces. This evening thread got real gay real quick.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 21:46, Reply)
I'd say it's more because they're not for me, but whatever, that's your opinion.
I couldn't care less.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 21:54, Reply)
I couldn't care less.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 21:54, Reply)
I may love interior design, clothes and Desperate Housewives.
But I get by, and have an ace (and pretty beyond words) missus. If I cared about what anyone thought about me I'd have given up a long time ago.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 21:58, Reply)
But I get by, and have an ace (and pretty beyond words) missus. If I cared about what anyone thought about me I'd have given up a long time ago.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 21:58, Reply)
I really like interior design, I got a feature wall with a gray on a black raised regal pattern with a leather texture.
I saw an idea I liked, where they got random mix-matched gold/silver frames with no backing, and put them on a wall, perhaps with a small photo/picture centered inside it. Could use something like a small finish wire in a X pattern running from corner to corner to mount and center the pictures/photos.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 22:52, Reply)
I saw an idea I liked, where they got random mix-matched gold/silver frames with no backing, and put them on a wall, perhaps with a small photo/picture centered inside it. Could use something like a small finish wire in a X pattern running from corner to corner to mount and center the pictures/photos.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 22:52, Reply)
Oh I'm not a *bad* person. As such.
I just have a certain moral flexibility.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 21:52, Reply)
I just have a certain moral flexibility.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 21:52, Reply)
Because I'm old and boring and have no friends.
In fact, just to show you how old and boring I am, I appear to have voluntarily turned over to a programme on BBC4 about Pink Floyd.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 21:51, Reply)
In fact, just to show you how old and boring I am, I appear to have voluntarily turned over to a programme on BBC4 about Pink Floyd.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 21:51, Reply)
evenin.
I;m not enjoying the evening because I have no one to ejoy it with and i'm in a crappymood because life is horrid. I'm going to try to do something creative to cheer myself up.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 22:00, Reply)
I;m not enjoying the evening because I have no one to ejoy it with and i'm in a crappymood because life is horrid. I'm going to try to do something creative to cheer myself up.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 22:00, Reply)
Who's going to the bash tomorow then? I wasn't gonna go, but if a load of people from here are, I might come along.
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 22:11, Reply)
( , Fri 25 May 2012, 22:11, Reply)
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