I'm going to jump on the lose weight guide bandwagon, with my 7 word book, entitled "BP Guide To Weight Loss".
Eat less shit, do some fucking exercise.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 30 May 2012, 9:18, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

God you're a right publishing house
'BP's how not to get a new job' being your current best seller
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 30 May 2012, 9:20, Reply)

but he's got them ON THE ROPES

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 30 May 2012, 9:21, Reply)

THEY'RE FINISHED IF HE WALKS

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 30 May 2012, 9:22, Reply)

lol

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 30 May 2012, 9:21, Reply)

but
1: shit food tastes good
2: shit food is cheaper
3: I don't eat that much
4: it's glandular/genetic
5: i do exercise, honest
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 May 2012, 9:21, Reply)

then eat yourself to death away from the rest of us, you're getting in the way

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 30 May 2012, 9:22, Reply)

If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much space

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 May 2012, 9:24, Reply)

HE'S STEALING OUR OXYGEN, KILL HIM TO DEATH.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 May 2012, 9:24, Reply)

you go first baz, i'm right behind you

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 30 May 2012, 9:25, Reply)

Hey.
1 - no it doesn't. it's greasy and oily.
2 - no it isn't - in the long run you spend more on your health as a result.
3 - bullshit
4 - bullshit
5 - bullshit.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 30 May 2012, 9:24, Reply)

I should point out that I was simply outlineing what fat people say, I'm not fat at all.
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5004431/Family-who-are-too-fat-to-work-say-22000-worth-of-benefits-is-not-enough.html
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 May 2012, 9:26, Reply)

Oh, that's okay then.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 30 May 2012, 9:26, Reply)