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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Alright you bumpy, mongy, big fat spazmos
Apart from me, who would you most like to punch full on in the face?

Alt: What's your favourite chain pub?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:47, 113 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
The Dalai Lama
Alt- Wetherspoons.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:48, Reply)
You can pretend you're in MJ's Thriller video by going to a Weatherspoons at 11am and ordering a pint.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:53, Reply)
Will you shut up about zombies please?

Thanks in advance.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:54, Reply)
Sorry - have you just spluffed in your pants again?

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:56, Reply)
No, I haven't.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 15:02, Reply)
Lying nonce.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 15:08, Reply)
When did you two get married?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 15:19, Reply)
We're not.
He's married to some parasol-carrying Goth spastic from The Dev.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 15:36, Reply)
Just you.
Alt: Any one you don't drink in.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:48, Reply)
I'm not old enough to drink in pubs, you nonce.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:53, Reply)
It shows.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:54, Reply)
Cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:58, Reply)
Hulk Hogan
Alt: Holt or Hungry Horse, unless 2 pubs count as a 'chain', in which case it's Bollington.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:52, Reply)
I have never heard of these. Would there be any in Mordor that I should look out for (once I'm old enough)?

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:55, Reply)
Hungry Horse isn't great for drinking, but the food is excellent for fatties such as myself.
Like a 20oz steak for £11, and it wasn't bad at all.

Holt is a Manchester brewery, produce a couple of damn good lagers.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:57, Reply)
Ooo - beyond the M25.
I'd be a little bit frightened, to be honest.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:59, Reply)
nice reflexive pronoun misuse.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 15:03, Reply)
he'll wanna see an osteopath about that

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 15:34, Reply)
My regular is 'the Dev', you probably won't have heard of it, it's for people who aren't 'mainstream' drones like you

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:54, Reply)
No I'm not all alternative and cool.
In fact, I've never looked beyond pop music and ITV for entertainment.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:57, Reply)
Is it a theme pub, where the theme is "what is your PROBLEM, Sunita?!"

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:58, Reply)
The Dev is more a way of life

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 15:00, Reply)
You don't choose The Dev - The Dev chooses you.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 15:05, Reply)
It's got a definite no trilby wearing pricks rule

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 15:09, Reply)
Oh well I won't be allowed in, then!

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 15:45, Reply)
are you on about the Devonshire in Camden?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Jul 2012, 15:36, Reply)
He sho'nuff is.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 15:37, Reply)
shit pub full of posing cunts

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Jul 2012, 15:39, Reply)
Scream pubs are the most wonderful places on earth, especially on a Friday night.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:56, Reply)
Are they the goth ones?
There used to be an ace one off Oxford Street, but now it has bookcases with "Love" spelled out in separate wooden letters.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:57, Reply)
No, they're the wanky student ones where they play music at 120 dB and it takes over an hour to get served.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:59, Reply)
Oh fuck that.
Though being surrounded by pretty student girls is always good fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 15:06, Reply)
you're thinking of the eerie pub company maybe?
and the one off oxford street was The Marlborough Head i believe
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Jul 2012, 15:36, Reply)
Yeah that's it.
Showed B&W horrors behind the bar, and had heavy breathing and screams on random in the bogs.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 15:45, Reply)
yeah,
i think they went bust.
My girlfriend a few years ago lived in the tower block opposite.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Jul 2012, 15:46, Reply)
They deserved to go bust. What a shit idea for a pub.

Unless you're trying to get away with raping someone in the khazis I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 15:48, Reply)
Yeah.
They were fun. Silly, but fun. Like goths, really.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 15:50, Reply)
there was a couple others i went to that were terrible,
at least the marlborough head didn't seem to take it too seriously. Some of them were full of men in eyeliner looking broody, drinking flavoured cider.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Jul 2012, 15:53, Reply)
Ah.
Legally speaking, you're allowed to assault such people as much as you like, and can't be done for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 15:59, Reply)
Lol
www.davidicke.com/headlines/69973-the-stars-of-the-olympics

Slug and Lettuce
(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:58, Reply)
That's quite wonderful.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 15:00, Reply)
the first bit makes (some) sense
in that a big event may be a terrist target.

The rest of it is plain hokum, just find everything in the Olympics that divides by 5 (most stuff does) and then string a crackpot theory round it.
The cost of the Olympics is £81 Million???? I wish!
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 15:26, Reply)
EVERYONE

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 27 Jul 2012, 14:59, Reply)
... is the CORRECT ANSWER!
*applause*

Now - let's see what you could have won, if the bankers hadn't ruined the country!!!!! LOL!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 15:06, Reply)
I can't believe I'm saying this,
but I find you more annoying than NakedApe.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 15:08, Reply)
I'm finding it increasingly difficult not to hate every cunt on here.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 15:14, Reply)
It doesn't show

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 15:30, Reply)
Another important and necessary reply from you.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 15:32, Reply)
Another sarcastic and necessary reply from you

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 15:34, Reply)
Then use the ignore button, you prick.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 15:28, Reply)
No.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 15:33, Reply)
I never thought off topic could get any shitter until you started posting, you should be secretly pleased

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 15:36, Reply)
I am.
I realise you're just jealous of my freedoms.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 15:38, Reply)
you're like a maverick hat wearing qotw terrorist prick bringing it all down brick by brick

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 15:45, Reply)
At your service, you odious little cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 15:47, Reply)
The 'bent spastic' baton has been well and truly passed, here.
You truly are a bellend of Olympian proportions.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 15:50, Reply)
I'm surprised you managed to squeeze it out, to be honest.
Not very surprised, mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 15:51, Reply)
Cool post, Vag.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 15:54, Reply)
\o/
I'll send a memo to everyone
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 15:57, Reply)
Whoa, no need to get personal m8

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 15:50, Reply)
fuckin lol

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 15:52, Reply)
No need to swear, Vag.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 15:54, Reply)
\o/

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 15:29, Reply)
You know I love you really.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 15:34, Reply)
I don't really, that last reply was a joke.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 15:34, Reply)
Too late I've already rubbed that reply on my balls

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 15:35, Reply)
isn't that how gay marriage works?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Jul 2012, 15:38, Reply)
GAY MARRIAGE DOESN'T WORK ITS AN ABOMINATION

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 15:40, Reply)
did someone get touched up by a gay man?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Jul 2012, 15:42, Reply)
Left at the altar.
Now he sits alone in his wedding dress surrounded by cats.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 27 Jul 2012, 15:57, Reply)
Wanking off and screaming the lords prayer

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 15:58, Reply)
Best of all the courting behaviours.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 16:00, Reply)
Serious answer, there are quite a few good pubs run by the Ossett brewery.
Don't know if there are any south of Sheffield though.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 15:01, Reply)
i approve of that one.
The Hop is an Ossett joint. Great beers.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 15:05, Reply)
Seabiscuit
Alt: do you mean any non free house or ghastly chav holes like wetherspoons?

I am in a nice pub right now, it has a sister pub does that make it a chain?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 15:28, Reply)
you'd be surprised how many of your
"independent pubs" are secretly parts of a chain.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Jul 2012, 15:34, Reply)
In fairness, Nakers here is surprised every time he has a wee-wee.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 15:36, Reply)
I'm only surprised how much if it your mum can drink

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 15:37, Reply)
True, howeve there is a difference between local collection of a few pubs
And the mass produced 'styled like a ferry on a booze cruise route' wetherspoons
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 15:36, Reply)
I run a pub at the moment for an arm of M and B,
and i tell you, i had no idea how many of the pubs i used to drink in in london, that i thought were independent were part of this brand.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Jul 2012, 15:38, Reply)
M and b?
Geronimo have some nice ones in the south west
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 15:39, Reply)
mitchels and butler
Geronimo are the brand i'm ins main competitor, they've got a few good ones, but a lot of shit too.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Jul 2012, 15:40, Reply)
Coat an badge in putney is my nearest

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 15:48, Reply)
i don't know that one,
i'm out of London, so no longer keep an eye on Geronimo
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Jul 2012, 15:51, Reply)
But you said main competitor...
Are they outside of London?!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 15:55, Reply)
well,
it's like this, the majority of the pubs in my chain are in london, there are a few outside of London. So, although the brands main competitor is geronimo, outside of London, the few of us that are out of london, compete with the independnet pubs in our area.

its not complicated.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Jul 2012, 15:58, Reply)
Tommy Cooper,
Toby Carvery
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Jul 2012, 15:34, Reply)
Noone really.
Wetherspoons start serving at 9am, which is handy if you're an alky.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 27 Jul 2012, 15:37, Reply)
You'd have to be a hermit to want to drink at 9am and avoid the crowds

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 15:38, Reply)
The Royal Oak on Columbia Rd near me opens at 6am on a Sunday.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 15:38, Reply)
What time do they chuck out, Saturday night?

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 27 Jul 2012, 15:39, Reply)
Half twelve?
Enough time to go home and be a spastic on the MDs and then pop back for opening.

Apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 15:41, Reply)
This is cool
www.guardian.co.uk/sport/interactive/2012/jul/27/olympic-regeneration-legacy-stratford
Especially the witty graphiti.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 15:39, Reply)
The line should carry on to the right showing it'll be back to normal in 5 years

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 15:43, Reply)
so are those 2 children part of the foundations?
may they rest in peace
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Jul 2012, 15:45, Reply)
I watched a documentary about Fred and rose west last night
They were truly fucked up
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 15:53, Reply)
i love a good serial killer documentary,
have you seen the one about the "ice man" where it's just one long interview with a very calm, mafia hit man. interspersed with shots of his wife and kids who he is obviously completely in love with, and the crime scenes, where you get the impression he loved his work a little too much. Really creepy viw of the human psyche.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Jul 2012, 15:57, Reply)
Not really the sort of thing I watch tbh
And having a child makes these things seem so much worse, you can't help it!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 15:59, Reply)
kill the child,
learn to relate to the subject.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Jul 2012, 16:04, Reply)
Cool in an "incredibly depressing" way.
Stratford is, and always will be, a complete hole.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 15:52, Reply)
yeah like your mums FUCKHOLE YEAH I WENT THERE

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 16:06, Reply)
That before/after cross over effect is fucking wicked on an ipad

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 16:18, Reply)
I don't really 'do' pubs, but I do like the Capital chain of pubs.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 15:46, Reply)
do you prefer "Bars" Gonz?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Jul 2012, 15:47, Reply)
Or pharmacies

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 15:54, Reply)
after a heavy night drinking,
i often get the shits, so i can see why gonz might avoid it. what with...you know...his shitting a lot already thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Jul 2012, 15:55, Reply)
That's actually a good example, someone else was saying before what I cut out of my diet to make me not so bad.
And booze is one of those things, I rarely drink and even rarer drink to excess..
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 16:12, Reply)
I absolutly love a good cocktail.
I'm not a heavy drinker though and if I'm on my own, I'd rather be at home where I can watch what I want on the telly.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 16:11, Reply)
What's wrong with pubs?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 15:47, Reply)
Where'd everybody go?
I just had some fantastic pork scratchings
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 15:56, Reply)
define fantastic in this context.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Jul 2012, 16:00, Reply)
As good as Ive had in the north

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 16:03, Reply)
is it just me and you now?
or is there a new thread i haven't gone back to look for.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Jul 2012, 16:04, Reply)

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