All them QOTW feckers coming over here taking our jobs, feck em all.
What would you declear all out war for?
Alt:I've been told I can upgrade my mobile 3 months early, give me your advice if you want.
Alt Alt:Alcoholic beverages, I still drink the same few beers when I'm out what new tipple should I give a go?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 18:11, 13 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I'd like to declare war on
tailgaters, inconsiderate parkers, and people who overtake on blind corners or where there's clearly not enough room.
I need to be legally able to fit short range surface to surface missiles to my car, too.

alt; depends if you are a tinkerer or want it to just work.
altalt: are we talking bitter or something else?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 18:22, Reply)

Madmax style I like it
That was my answer to all three
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 18:24, Reply)

Imagine
that Audi that's been right up your arse for the last 10 minutes. ...click. .....boom, smoking mess in rear view mirror.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 18:32, Reply)

Do the light challange on the fecktard
Time your approach to the lights to make sure they get stuck on a red light.
Them make a KABBOOM noise
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 18:37, Reply)

Well bring the QOTW fucktards in,then
Let's face it, this place looks like a petrol advert written by Downs sufferers most of the time.

ALT - Couldn't give a dirty donkey's dick

ALT ALT - Depends what you like and where you drink. I've re-discovered beer again recently and I've learned to look for what I'll enjoy.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 18:50, Reply)

You just don't want anyone else to play with the donkeys dick but you. Tell the TROOF.
I had some beer that was like a stones green ginger wine tasting ale at a CAMRA event, I tend to stick to the same few beers. So suggest any new ones for me.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 18:57, Reply)

It depends where you live
Are you talking about beer to drink in your house, or beer to drink in a pub?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 19:00, Reply)

Any, all, just tell me tell me NOWWWWWWWWWWWWW

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 19:02, Reply)

This afternoon I had three pints of Ossett Brewery Patriot Pale Ale
It was very nice.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 19:06, Reply)

Brewdog Hardcore or American IPA.
Both very, very tasty, but strong.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 19:07, Reply)

You mentioned brew dog, the other night I might try them sometime

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 19:08, Reply)

There's loads of good breweries
Moorhouses (Pendle Witch, Blonde Witch)
Hopback Summer Lightning
Titanic
St.Austell
Woodfords of Norfolk
York
Shepherd Neame
etc etc.
Try Booths if there's one near you, they have a massive selection.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 19:16, Reply)

Cheers

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 19:19, Reply)