To quote your own attempt at vitriolic bile
"you're pretty fucking thick"
(Bazongaloid, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 22:38, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Let's be fair.
Your name is about as spazzy as his.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 27 Jul 2012, 22:39, Reply)

Let's not be fair at all, you've never been with a woman, and I'm married.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 22:41, Reply)

Your sister doesn't count.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 27 Jul 2012, 22:48, Reply)

I realise you're trying to pretend this is all just banter and shit
but seriously, go out and try and find a women that will let you fuck her, you should try it once in your life.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 22:50, Reply)

Oh, so you actually are a bitter, twisted husk of an individual?
Thanks for reinforcing that one. I wonder what caused it? Something to do with the Leeds Rhinos rugby team, your mother and a lorry load of Crisp 'n Dry?

Actually, not the Leeds Rhinos, they wouldn't stoop so low. I meant Kidderminster FC.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 27 Jul 2012, 22:57, Reply)