I think I'd rather cut out my tongue than willingly eat any Heinz Beans.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:15, 8 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

it's an odd thing how people regard them as some kind of British Institution.
That's 'Boston Baked Beans' from a chap called 'Heinz', right?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:17, Reply)

"People" in "being idiots" shocker

( Kroney, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:17, Reply)

I always thought they were german/american or something.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:19, Reply)

what about Branstons beans?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:17, Reply)

I don't know who this Branston Bloke is but he can keep his beans for himself.
I'd rather get dried ones and plump them up myself.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:20, Reply)

That sounds revolting.
How would you plump them up yourself? With a bicycle pump or something?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:21, Reply)

how the fuck do you think the beans in a heinz can or sainsbury's can or whatever originally come as you twit?
They get them dried, hydrate them, and then cover them in that shitty salty tomato sauce. And then stuff them in a tin.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:23, Reply)

You sneaky editor.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:23, Reply)

Same way you plump up pillows

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:25, Reply)

Are you saying Poppet here could stuff pillows up her noonie?
It that what you're saying? That she could - and should - with a bicycle pump??????
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:31, Reply)

I think it is, and I think we need to BAN THIS SICK FILTH!

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:36, Reply)

I've really gone off that 'localboy' chap now.
I thought he was alright but it seems that all along he was harbouring some kind of racist agenda, involving pillows. I am saddened that things have come to this, in this so-called 'modern' world, too.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:38, Reply)

What about Sainbury's reduced sugar and salt beans?
You know, with the blue tin.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:18, Reply)

We don't have Sainsbury's you git.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:19, Reply)

Asda beans?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:18, Reply)

Lidl?

( Kroney, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:20, Reply)

Yeah, Heinz are a bit obvious aren't they

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:21, Reply)

OK final offer:
Morrisons beans.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:21, Reply)

No thanks.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:22, Reply)

Alright.
This is your last chance: Co-op.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:23, Reply)

they have Woolworths

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:25, Reply)

If the final offer was Morrisons, how can you be now offering me Co-Op beans?
is this how you discipline your kid? With lots of "Final" warnings?
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:25, Reply)

I don't think you should be threatening his kids.
This is why /OT needs a mod.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:30, Reply)

How did Frank get your password?

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:31, Reply)

signed up for his board with the same passwrod as i use here.
pretty stupid really
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:38, Reply)

Haha, he's such a cunt
I used a different one just in case. Glad I did now. It wouldn't surprise me if he's tried that with everyone.
( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:41, Reply)

It gets worse:
she's Australian. Probably hates Team GB and everything.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:32, Reply)

You're kidding right?
Have you any idea how insufferable Australians are when it comes to sport when you're Aussie and you don't follow it religiously? I mean, hell, wanting an unbiased view? FUCK OFF is the general response.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:39, Reply)

I am kidding, yes.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:50, Reply)

Good. Now go do some drugs or something you hipster prick.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:53, Reply)

i just spit coffee everywhere, this was SO uncalled for!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 14:02, Reply)

May have been uncalled for but you laughed anyway.
You're as bad as I am.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 30 Jul 2012, 14:06, Reply)

i have never bullied anyone
who didn't deserve it, meanie
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 14:15, Reply)

Aldi beans are nice.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 13:24, Reply)