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Evening all
This message will self destruct in one hour.
What would you do in your last hour?
( , Mon 30 Jul 2012, 21:04, 129 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
This message will self destruct in one hour.
What would you do in your last hour?
( , Mon 30 Jul 2012, 21:04, 129 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Eat steak, drink beer, have a wank
Oh, you mean my last hour ever?
( , Mon 30 Jul 2012, 21:07, Reply)
Oh, you mean my last hour ever?
( , Mon 30 Jul 2012, 21:07, Reply)
I thought I would give you a mo to clean up,
Sounds like a great way to go, needs MOAR angry and crying
( , Mon 30 Jul 2012, 21:14, Reply)
Sounds like a great way to go, needs MOAR angry and crying
( , Mon 30 Jul 2012, 21:14, Reply)
A cleenex stall, in the last hour
OMG I would be the bill gates of the apocalypse
( , Mon 30 Jul 2012, 21:17, Reply)
OMG I would be the bill gates of the apocalypse
( , Mon 30 Jul 2012, 21:17, Reply)
You'd earn shit loads of money
and have absolutely nothing to spunk it up the wall.
( , Mon 30 Jul 2012, 21:19, Reply)
and have absolutely nothing to spunk it up the wall.
( , Mon 30 Jul 2012, 21:19, Reply)
or the marketing one, writing really funny adverts and that, rite?
( , Mon 30 Jul 2012, 21:21, Reply)
( , Mon 30 Jul 2012, 21:21, Reply)
Alreet plummers?
Is Wormy planning to go into advertising; last I heard it was law. Everyone's a fucking lawyer on here; swipe, rory... erm...
( , Mon 30 Jul 2012, 21:23, Reply)
Is Wormy planning to go into advertising; last I heard it was law. Everyone's a fucking lawyer on here; swipe, rory... erm...
( , Mon 30 Jul 2012, 21:23, Reply)
He gazzed me several months ago asking for advice about it.
He is a fucking wanker. Having met the cunt at a bash I decided to give him false advice.
( , Mon 30 Jul 2012, 21:29, Reply)
He is a fucking wanker. Having met the cunt at a bash I decided to give him false advice.
( , Mon 30 Jul 2012, 21:29, Reply)
Shitting hell.
I hope that's not what you did to me. I know where you live, you know.
Well, I don't know where you live. But Monty probably does, and he'd totally sell you out for a fiver.
( , Mon 30 Jul 2012, 21:32, Reply)
I hope that's not what you did to me. I know where you live, you know.
Well, I don't know where you live. But Monty probably does, and he'd totally sell you out for a fiver.
( , Mon 30 Jul 2012, 21:32, Reply)
A bloke went to a fancy dress party
completely naked apart from a sheet of sandpaper taped to his cock.
"Who have you come as?" asked the host.
"Dick Emery."
( , Mon 30 Jul 2012, 21:48, Reply)
completely naked apart from a sheet of sandpaper taped to his cock.
"Who have you come as?" asked the host.
"Dick Emery."
( , Mon 30 Jul 2012, 21:48, Reply)
Was that the same bloke that went to a fancy dress party naked apart from a condom hanging off his face?
When he was asked who he had attended as he replied "fuck nose"
Try the veal etc.
( , Mon 30 Jul 2012, 21:51, Reply)
When he was asked who he had attended as he replied "fuck nose"
Try the veal etc.
( , Mon 30 Jul 2012, 21:51, Reply)
I thought your holiday would have chilled you out
Dont worry Batts, I still love you xxx
( , Mon 30 Jul 2012, 21:27, Reply)
Dont worry Batts, I still love you xxx
( , Mon 30 Jul 2012, 21:27, Reply)
Doing an epic rap battle, 3 on 3.
Me, Wormulus and Monty on Coke
vs
Battered, Stunned and Monty on LSD
( , Mon 30 Jul 2012, 21:28, Reply)
Me, Wormulus and Monty on Coke
vs
Battered, Stunned and Monty on LSD
( , Mon 30 Jul 2012, 21:28, Reply)
I thought 'ill' was 'lil'
you know, as in 'little'. It made me do a lol.
( , Mon 30 Jul 2012, 21:38, Reply)
you know, as in 'little'. It made me do a lol.
( , Mon 30 Jul 2012, 21:38, Reply)
You gotta show me you got what it takes.
I'm off to the shops to buy some kinda bar things, I want some examples when I get back, prefibly dissing Battered.
( , Mon 30 Jul 2012, 21:46, Reply)
I'm off to the shops to buy some kinda bar things, I want some examples when I get back, prefibly dissing Battered.
( , Mon 30 Jul 2012, 21:46, Reply)
Same as I do every other hour.
Fuck about online and pretend I had friends.
( , Mon 30 Jul 2012, 21:32, Reply)
Fuck about online and pretend I had friends.
( , Mon 30 Jul 2012, 21:32, Reply)
Wormo seems to have fucked off
Probs to decide whose username to copy next.
( , Mon 30 Jul 2012, 21:48, Reply)
Probs to decide whose username to copy next.
( , Mon 30 Jul 2012, 21:48, Reply)
What are the weather conditions for your journey? We need details man. Details.
( , Mon 30 Jul 2012, 21:57, Reply)
( , Mon 30 Jul 2012, 21:57, Reply)
It's bad mate.
I assumed today was Phil Collins. It isn't. It's raining.
In other news, how the devil are you?
( , Mon 30 Jul 2012, 22:00, Reply)
I assumed today was Phil Collins. It isn't. It's raining.
In other news, how the devil are you?
( , Mon 30 Jul 2012, 22:00, Reply)
Splendid thanks. I am overdue emailing you a response, will do so this week. Sorry for the delay.
( , Mon 30 Jul 2012, 22:01, Reply)
( , Mon 30 Jul 2012, 22:01, Reply)
No drama.
I might soon have more time to consider things.
Gardenlolz.:(
( , Mon 30 Jul 2012, 22:03, Reply)
I might soon have more time to consider things.
Gardenlolz.:(
( , Mon 30 Jul 2012, 22:03, Reply)
Depends.
If they want to relocate the project north of the border within 6 weeks of a contract extension, I might be able to engineer a managed exit. If that does happen I'll try and grab a few coins on the way out, but that is unlikely.
( , Mon 30 Jul 2012, 22:10, Reply)
If they want to relocate the project north of the border within 6 weeks of a contract extension, I might be able to engineer a managed exit. If that does happen I'll try and grab a few coins on the way out, but that is unlikely.
( , Mon 30 Jul 2012, 22:10, Reply)
It's absolutely pissed it down the last two nights
with accompanying thunder at five in the bastard morning. Both nights.
Welcome home.
( , Mon 30 Jul 2012, 22:01, Reply)
with accompanying thunder at five in the bastard morning. Both nights.
Welcome home.
( , Mon 30 Jul 2012, 22:01, Reply)
Obvious strike through is obvious. Goodnight.
( , Mon 30 Jul 2012, 22:08, Reply)
So do I, usually.
But it's seriously been one really loud thunderclap at half five, and then nothing. Just enough to wake me up without being at all interesting.
The one on Sunday morning sounded like it was right on top of the house. This morning's was a little further away.
There may be more updates tomorrow.
( , Mon 30 Jul 2012, 22:09, Reply)
But it's seriously been one really loud thunderclap at half five, and then nothing. Just enough to wake me up without being at all interesting.
The one on Sunday morning sounded like it was right on top of the house. This morning's was a little further away.
There may be more updates tomorrow.
( , Mon 30 Jul 2012, 22:09, Reply)
Alright Jeff?
On the way home from the shop to buy some kinda bars I was thinking "I haven't seen Jeff post in yonks now", and low and behold, here you are !
( , Mon 30 Jul 2012, 22:07, Reply)
On the way home from the shop to buy some kinda bars I was thinking "I haven't seen Jeff post in yonks now", and low and behold, here you are !
( , Mon 30 Jul 2012, 22:07, Reply)
Life is busy Gonz!
I don't have the time I did.
How did the date go?
( , Mon 30 Jul 2012, 22:15, Reply)
I don't have the time I did.
How did the date go?
( , Mon 30 Jul 2012, 22:15, Reply)
I hope its for all the right reasons !
I donno man 'bout here. Since we spent the night together, not doing anything bellow the weist, she's been quite on the quiet side =(
( , Mon 30 Jul 2012, 22:31, Reply)
I donno man 'bout here. Since we spent the night together, not doing anything bellow the weist, she's been quite on the quiet side =(
( , Mon 30 Jul 2012, 22:31, Reply)
That doesn't sound
Too encouraging. What did you do to annoy her?
( , Mon 30 Jul 2012, 22:35, Reply)
Too encouraging. What did you do to annoy her?
( , Mon 30 Jul 2012, 22:35, Reply)
I'm watching Tom Daley wank to Naked Ape
while crying about bullies on twitter.
( , Mon 30 Jul 2012, 22:02, Reply)
while crying about bullies on twitter.
( , Mon 30 Jul 2012, 22:02, Reply)
I'm watching your mum fuck Tom Daley up the arse with a wanking dad strap on
( , Mon 30 Jul 2012, 22:02, Reply)
( , Mon 30 Jul 2012, 22:02, Reply)
I'm wanking while Nakers' mum and dad are watching in disgust.
I don't know who Tom Daley is, but Daley Thompson is coming round later.
( , Mon 30 Jul 2012, 22:08, Reply)
I don't know who Tom Daley is, but Daley Thompson is coming round later.
( , Mon 30 Jul 2012, 22:08, Reply)
Busy. Stressed, but generally happy.
What is life without a bit of stress, eh?
( , Mon 30 Jul 2012, 22:55, Reply)
What is life without a bit of stress, eh?
( , Mon 30 Jul 2012, 22:55, Reply)
Better? I wouldn't really know...
Generally happy sounds alright though.
( , Mon 30 Jul 2012, 22:56, Reply)
Generally happy sounds alright though.
( , Mon 30 Jul 2012, 22:56, Reply)
So you've stopped lobbing bits of coal at each other.
Wow. That is progress!
Did you watch the bow and arrow people early?
( , Mon 30 Jul 2012, 22:56, Reply)
Wow. That is progress!
Did you watch the bow and arrow people early?
( , Mon 30 Jul 2012, 22:56, Reply)
i saw a little bit of it
not sure what distance they were at though
( , Mon 30 Jul 2012, 22:57, Reply)
not sure what distance they were at though
( , Mon 30 Jul 2012, 22:57, Reply)
"I've always thought you were a cunt. Just thought you should know"
That sort of thing?
( , Mon 30 Jul 2012, 22:55, Reply)
That sort of thing?
( , Mon 30 Jul 2012, 22:55, Reply)
yeah, why not
make their last minutes on the earth a bit more miserable
( , Mon 30 Jul 2012, 22:58, Reply)
make their last minutes on the earth a bit more miserable
( , Mon 30 Jul 2012, 22:58, Reply)
strangely yes
those guys are fucking crazy, that ginger dude was moving in a way which human physiology doesn't allow
( , Mon 30 Jul 2012, 23:26, Reply)
those guys are fucking crazy, that ginger dude was moving in a way which human physiology doesn't allow
( , Mon 30 Jul 2012, 23:26, Reply)
I know. We should have got the sympathy vote for having a ginger on the team.
( , Mon 30 Jul 2012, 23:27, Reply)
( , Mon 30 Jul 2012, 23:27, Reply)
What the hell
I thought this thread would have been dead two hours ago.
( , Mon 30 Jul 2012, 23:24, Reply)
I thought this thread would have been dead two hours ago.
( , Mon 30 Jul 2012, 23:24, Reply)
Pretty good thanks, can play lots of stuff reading tab. Tried some chilli peppers but not there yet.
( , Mon 30 Jul 2012, 23:36, Reply)
( , Mon 30 Jul 2012, 23:36, Reply)
Isn't that a bit ambitious?
Assuming that the bass player in the RHCPs is a bit handy/
( , Mon 30 Jul 2012, 23:37, Reply)
Assuming that the bass player in the RHCPs is a bit handy/
( , Mon 30 Jul 2012, 23:37, Reply)
Yeah, I got cocky, it's a lot of fun though. More portable than my drums too.
( , Mon 30 Jul 2012, 23:38, Reply)
( , Mon 30 Jul 2012, 23:38, Reply)
Glad you're enjoying it.
How much longer 'till you're back at Uni?
( , Mon 30 Jul 2012, 23:43, Reply)
How much longer 'till you're back at Uni?
( , Mon 30 Jul 2012, 23:43, Reply)
End of September, then teaching til Christmas, then 2 days a week til may.
( , Mon 30 Jul 2012, 23:45, Reply)
( , Mon 30 Jul 2012, 23:45, Reply)
Bristol for 2 weeks then Cardiff when the house is ready. Got delayed for a bit.
( , Mon 30 Jul 2012, 23:50, Reply)
( , Mon 30 Jul 2012, 23:50, Reply)
My nick name for my son is Lego head.
If my wife knew what it ment she would kill me.
( , Mon 30 Jul 2012, 23:33, Reply)
If my wife knew what it ment she would kill me.
( , Mon 30 Jul 2012, 23:33, Reply)
Mine is quite a recent addition.
Seemed a bit rough, using the site all the time and not paying owt.
( , Mon 30 Jul 2012, 23:32, Reply)
Seemed a bit rough, using the site all the time and not paying owt.
( , Mon 30 Jul 2012, 23:32, Reply)
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