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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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It's lunch time, whats for lunch you lot????!?!!??
LUNCH!
( , Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:34, 200 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
It's lunch time, whats for lunch you lot????!?!!??
LUNCH!
( , Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:34, 200 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
It's not lunchtime for another ten minutes and I'm starving.
You've just made me feel worse.
Edit: Eight minutes, by the time I'd posted this - you see this hunger is making me too weak to type quickly.
( , Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:37, Reply)
You've just made me feel worse.
Edit: Eight minutes, by the time I'd posted this - you see this hunger is making me too weak to type quickly.
( , Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:37, Reply)
Fresh mint, cucumber, quinoa, slices of cold roasted lamb and a yogurt & lemon juice dressing.
( , Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:47, Reply)
( , Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:47, Reply)
Provides a contrasting texture and works well with the yogurt dressing.
( , Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:49, Reply)
( , Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:49, Reply)
chicken and sweetcorn sandwich.
Oh you don't like sweetcorn? Don't care.
( , Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:44, Reply)
Oh you don't like sweetcorn? Don't care.
( , Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:44, Reply)
I also have some more swirly millionaires shortbread for "pudding"
( , Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:45, Reply)
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Meh, shortbread is my mums speciality, and so I've been forcefed it since birth
not a fan.
( , Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:51, Reply)
not a fan.
( , Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:51, Reply)
but this has swirly chocolate on the top and a delightfully skewed caramel to biscuit ratio.
( , Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:54, Reply)
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I've got a banoffee pie at home like that
Has come out looking an absolute disaster. Still tastes good, mind.
( , Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:00, Reply)
Has come out looking an absolute disaster. Still tastes good, mind.
( , Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:00, Reply)
That's not even the worst one
Let me know if you've the stomach for it, and I'll show you horrors that are beyond human comprehension.
( , Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:54, Reply)
Let me know if you've the stomach for it, and I'll show you horrors that are beyond human comprehension.
( , Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:54, Reply)
Sorry, only just saw your reply
Hope you see this:
www.toplessrobot.com/2009/07/fan_fiction_friday_the_pokemon_story.php
( , Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:34, Reply)
Hope you see this:
www.toplessrobot.com/2009/07/fan_fiction_friday_the_pokemon_story.php
( , Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:34, Reply)
Oh my fucking christ on a bike with added stabilisers and a seat cover.
( , Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:38, Reply)
( , Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:38, Reply)
oh fucking proper fucking office lolz
"He ran a hand over her leafy posterior. A probing finger slipped in between, finding a hole. He knew little of the Gardevoir anatomy, but knew that any hole would work. He plunged his rock hard cock deep inside of her anus. It was white hot. A wave of pleasure washed over him before the first stroke. Gardevoir screamed in pain, her precious anus being pulled to four times its natural size"
WTF?!?!?
( , Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:40, Reply)
"He ran a hand over her leafy posterior. A probing finger slipped in between, finding a hole. He knew little of the Gardevoir anatomy, but knew that any hole would work. He plunged his rock hard cock deep inside of her anus. It was white hot. A wave of pleasure washed over him before the first stroke. Gardevoir screamed in pain, her precious anus being pulled to four times its natural size"
WTF?!?!?
( , Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:40, Reply)
"n strode the doctor the nurse had called for earlier. Her father.
He stopped, shocked at the situation that unfolded in front of him.
"W-What are you, what are you doing to my little girl?" he murmured.
"Shut the fuck up you old bastard and get the fuck over here, her mouth isn't going to fuck itself!" David shouted, forcing his voice above that of nurse Joy's. She was horrified that her father had walked in on this, horrified at all the blood and what she had been coerced into, but she couldn't stop. Lust raged inside of her, overtaking all other motor functions.
"Fuck me, daddy," she said, grinning a bloody smile. Her pleading eyes met his and before she knew it, her father's wrinkly, liver-spotted dick was in her mouth.
( , Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:41, Reply)
It's given me the raging horn. I've got such a stonking boner on the go it needs planning permission.
( , Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:46, Reply)
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well brenda if you just stick the butt plug in and smack his balls it should work.
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( , Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:54, Reply)
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( , Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:54, Reply)
often I like to stare into my guinea pig's eyes and guess what he's thinking, I bet he's thinking about cardboard.
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( , Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:57, Reply)
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( , Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:57, Reply)
Oh boy, he certainly wouldn't be quite so frightening would he!
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( , Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:20, Reply)
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( , Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:20, Reply)
The problem with the cripples is that they don't WANT to work
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( , Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:33, Reply)
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( , Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:33, Reply)
i' e done loads of work today,
Totally earned it. Pit the beer order through, ordered some wine for the ladies, sent 4 emails to bookings, sorted out a band for Saturday night and played at least 10 games of freecell.
( , Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:57, Reply)
Totally earned it. Pit the beer order through, ordered some wine for the ladies, sent 4 emails to bookings, sorted out a band for Saturday night and played at least 10 games of freecell.
( , Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:57, Reply)
Not entirely correct.
Fat content influences flavour and the level of fat varies dependent on the cut.
( , Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:56, Reply)
Fat content influences flavour and the level of fat varies dependent on the cut.
( , Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:56, Reply)
tasty nyomnyomnyom
www.tracklements.co.uk/products/mustards/beer_mustard/
( , Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:00, Reply)
www.tracklements.co.uk/products/mustards/beer_mustard/
( , Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:00, Reply)
i think i'd agree with you if i understood a word of what you just said.
( , Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:03, Reply)
( , Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:03, Reply)
It's OK, Chompy
I've eaten now and feel much better.
It was Paneer Pepper Fry, Dal Kabila and a Chapati.
( , Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:57, Reply)
I've eaten now and feel much better.
It was Paneer Pepper Fry, Dal Kabila and a Chapati.
( , Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:57, Reply)
It's not all good news.
This appears to have merely whetted my appetite and I'm now considering nipping to the shop to supplement my lunch.
I@LL KEEP YOU POSTED!!!!
( , Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:01, Reply)
This appears to have merely whetted my appetite and I'm now considering nipping to the shop to supplement my lunch.
I@LL KEEP YOU POSTED!!!!
( , Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:01, Reply)
LISTEN UP, 'THE INTERNET', I'VE GOT THOSE WAKI NEW BEANS ON TOAST FOR LUNCH.
They're....
Waaaait......
.....
OK.
( , Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:01, Reply)
They're....
Waaaait......
.....
OK.
( , Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:01, Reply)
I have just seen a text message on my phone sent at half past midnight.
From Stunned: In arse cab.
I think this means he had a good time at the volleyball.
( , Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:02, Reply)
From Stunned: In arse cab.
I think this means he had a good time at the volleyball.
( , Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:02, Reply)
if they ever make a new series of men bahaving badly he's a 'nailed on' certainty
( , Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:10, Reply)
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Is it just me, or does this seem unbelievably heavy handed?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-19059127
There must be more to it, surely.
( , Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:05, Reply)
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-19059127
There must be more to it, surely.
( , Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:05, Reply)
good thing I didn't tweet that I was going to chuck his father's corpse off a diving board
and that it would have more chance of winning a medal than him.
( , Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:08, Reply)
and that it would have more chance of winning a medal than him.
( , Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:08, Reply)
Baldmonkey tweeted Piers Morgan saying he hopes he dies in a plane crash
While he was at the airport. And that fat prick still walks free.
( , Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:12, Reply)
While he was at the airport. And that fat prick still walks free.
( , Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:12, Reply)
It was an absolute disgrace.
I hope BM gets charged with causing the july the 7th bombings.
( , Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:15, Reply)
I hope BM gets charged with causing the july the 7th bombings.
( , Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:15, Reply)
worse than hitler bumming bin laden while being rimmed by pol pot.
( , Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:22, Reply)
( , Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:22, Reply)
Send him to america instead of gary
saying unpleasant but true things on the internet is far more serious than hacking the pentagon 'looking for ufo's'
( , Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:08, Reply)
saying unpleasant but true things on the internet is far more serious than hacking the pentagon 'looking for ufo's'
( , Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:08, Reply)
Listen TH - he's been rude to TEAM GB.
By my reckoning that's High Treason and the SICK INTERNET TROLL should be in the Tower via Traitor's Gate forthwith.
( , Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:12, Reply)
By my reckoning that's High Treason and the SICK INTERNET TROLL should be in the Tower via Traitor's Gate forthwith.
( , Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:12, Reply)
Well quite
Seems to me that Team GB has a massive squinney girl-pants on its books.
( , Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:14, Reply)
Seems to me that Team GB has a massive squinney girl-pants on its books.
( , Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:14, Reply)
But he's an olympic diver
That's like threatening to bury a worm.
( , Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:16, Reply)
That's like threatening to bury a worm.
( , Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:16, Reply)
I keep thinking that I must like marmalade
but then I have it and don't enjoy it. What's that all about?
( , Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:07, Reply)
but then I have it and don't enjoy it. What's that all about?
( , Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:07, Reply)
Maybe you're buying crap marmalade.
In my opinion, it should be very dark orange indeed, with lots of lovely peel, and only slightly sweet with bitter undertones.
( , Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:13, Reply)
In my opinion, it should be very dark orange indeed, with lots of lovely peel, and only slightly sweet with bitter undertones.
( , Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:13, Reply)
It's the bitterness that I don't like, you see
But you're right...I should maybe try a really good one before I make my final decision.
( , Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:15, Reply)
But you're right...I should maybe try a really good one before I make my final decision.
( , Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:15, Reply)
Ahh, then you need a sweet marmalade with no peel.
Try Golden Shredless OrangeĀ® Marmalade from Robertson's. Not my cup of tea at all, but could be just the thing for you.
( , Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:19, Reply)
Try Golden Shredless OrangeĀ® Marmalade from Robertson's. Not my cup of tea at all, but could be just the thing for you.
( , Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:19, Reply)
This one is good:
www.thejollygourmand.co.uk/store-cupboard-essentials/jams-marmalade/tarset-valley-marmalade?zenid=anj9o1sgpae3fdbg3sf7llr810
( , Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:22, Reply)
www.thejollygourmand.co.uk/store-cupboard-essentials/jams-marmalade/tarset-valley-marmalade?zenid=anj9o1sgpae3fdbg3sf7llr810
( , Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:22, Reply)
That's right up my alley
I need a very light introduction into what is, after all, a preserve-based minefield
( , Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:31, Reply)
I need a very light introduction into what is, after all, a preserve-based minefield
( , Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:31, Reply)
Blimey, that looks good.
I fucking love marmalade even more than Marmite, and I'm very keen on Marmite indeed.
( , Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:27, Reply)
I fucking love marmalade even more than Marmite, and I'm very keen on Marmite indeed.
( , Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:27, Reply)
Did you try the XO Marmite?
Not that great, I thought. The champagne one wasn't brilliant either.
( , Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:41, Reply)
Not that great, I thought. The champagne one wasn't brilliant either.
( , Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:41, Reply)
I must admit, when I look at a jar of Robinsons
The first thing I think is 'that golliwog must have a lovely big cock on him'
( , Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:17, Reply)
The first thing I think is 'that golliwog must have a lovely big cock on him'
( , Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:17, Reply)
Once you've had Robinsons, you never go back.
You know the saying.
( , Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:19, Reply)
You know the saying.
( , Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:19, Reply)
I like that actor that does all the films with the nice face, morgan jackson, something like that
( , Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:24, Reply)
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oh no dear, couldn't let them in the house!
can't be bothered to hide all the good silver and you know what they say about them down there don't you?
( , Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:28, Reply)
can't be bothered to hide all the good silver and you know what they say about them down there don't you?
( , Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:28, Reply)
I can't explain that, because I quite like it.
When I have it I really enjoy it.
Perhaps you could think about that next time you try it?
( , Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:17, Reply)
When I have it I really enjoy it.
Perhaps you could think about that next time you try it?
( , Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:17, Reply)
In the hope that your enjoyment may cancel out my revulsion?
Well it's worth a try
( , Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:19, Reply)
Well it's worth a try
( , Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:19, Reply)
It's definitely lunch.
I can tell, because it's lunch time, and I already had my breakfast at 9 o' clock.
( , Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:12, Reply)
I can tell, because it's lunch time, and I already had my breakfast at 9 o' clock.
( , Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:12, Reply)
I bet you had a baked potato for breakfast didn't you YOU MONSTER
( , Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:20, Reply)
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I had a low fat tuna and sweetcorn sandwich
It was shop bought and not very good. Whenever I make tuna mayo I use tuna, mayo and vinegar. This is the tits right here. Is the vinegar optional for everyone else?
( , Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:12, Reply)
It was shop bought and not very good. Whenever I make tuna mayo I use tuna, mayo and vinegar. This is the tits right here. Is the vinegar optional for everyone else?
( , Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:12, Reply)
Not optional, just an abomination.
I thought tuna was automatically low fat. I wonder where they fished for anorexic tuna?
( , Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:16, Reply)
I thought tuna was automatically low fat. I wonder where they fished for anorexic tuna?
( , Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:16, Reply)
It is indeed. It's an option I'd never take, though.
I think this is because I'm not some freakish God-cursed Legoland motherfucker with PVC trews and a vinegar problem.
( , Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:17, Reply)
I think this is because I'm not some freakish God-cursed Legoland motherfucker with PVC trews and a vinegar problem.
( , Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:17, Reply)
Whatever else life throws at you, you can always hold on to that thought.
( , Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:21, Reply)
( , Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:21, Reply)
chicken chorizo chilli wrap
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It's from Tesco and it's... alright. I also had a bag of McCoys Chargrilled Chicken and a Crunchie.`
Tomorrow I shall have things beginning with D.
( , Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:20, Reply)
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It's from Tesco and it's... alright. I also had a bag of McCoys Chargrilled Chicken and a Crunchie.`
Tomorrow I shall have things beginning with D.
( , Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:20, Reply)
Okay you've talked me out of it
I might go for B instead - Burrito, Bacon Crisps and a Boost.
( , Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:25, Reply)
I might go for B instead - Burrito, Bacon Crisps and a Boost.
( , Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:25, Reply)
Probably shouldn't say this
But I've just given two 5 year olds permission to play with my diddly bow.
It sounds like the world's coming to an end.
( , Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:24, Reply)
But I've just given two 5 year olds permission to play with my diddly bow.
It sounds like the world's coming to an end.
( , Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:24, Reply)
we've all been there.
I got mmps jr some nerf guns and that big darth maul lightsaber for his birthday.
( , Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:26, Reply)
I got mmps jr some nerf guns and that big darth maul lightsaber for his birthday.
( , Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:26, Reply)
Scrambled eggs with double cream,
mushrooms fried in butter, smoked salmon and pak choi.
( , Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:41, Reply)
mushrooms fried in butter, smoked salmon and pak choi.
( , Tue 31 Jul 2012, 13:41, Reply)
I'm low carbing too
My Herring fillets were nowhere near as exciting as your epic lunch
( , Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:32, Reply)
My Herring fillets were nowhere near as exciting as your epic lunch
( , Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:32, Reply)
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