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(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:10, 173 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
ken oath must have posted

(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:10, Reply)
His irono-LOLz have broken the internet AGAIN.

(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:11, Reply)
i said something really lovely about you in that last thread,
And now its gone.
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:13, Reply)
Oh man that's really sad.
I'll never know what it was!

DAMN YOU TO HELL KEN OATH AND YOUR RACIST LIES.
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:14, Reply)
he's definitely a racist
And a liar.
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:17, Reply)
I'd pay the devil to replace it

(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:31, Reply)
He's the curse of B3ta.

(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:12, Reply)
he'll close this place next
he's probably a virus
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:12, Reply)
did I miss something fun?
I just wandered off to play with my awesome darkroom stuff
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:10, Reply)
ken oath was really racist
and a prick
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:11, Reply)
i completely believe this

(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:12, Reply)
he was racist about the olympics, that's even worse
cos they have all different colours in their flag, and that means 'don't be racist'
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:24, Reply)
Ken Oath was here,
He killed a thread and ate it. He's a monster.
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:11, Reply)
darkroom?
What you need love is a window.
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:12, Reply)
i like this more than i should

(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:12, Reply)
but then perverts like you would look in

(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:13, Reply)
Oh LOL

(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:11, Reply)
Fuck.
Was that me again?
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:11, Reply)
get out you racist.

(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:12, Reply)
Probably.

(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:12, Reply)
HAVEN'T YOU DONE ENOUGH YOU RACIST 'PETER FALCONIO' PRICK?

(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:12, Reply)
Good old Bradley Murdoch.

(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:13, Reply)
you ruin EVERYTHING

(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:12, Reply)
STOP BEING SUCH A BOASTFUL SHITLORD
you boastful shitlord.
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:13, Reply)
Alright Janet?

(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:15, Reply)
meh. alright battered?

(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:17, Reply)
Good ta.

(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:19, Reply)
then what happened?

(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:21, Reply)
I retired to the nearest bar.

(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:22, Reply)
good form.
i was hideous drunk from thursday right through to yesterday. it was aces.
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:24, Reply)
Good effort. I had a week on the scrumptious last week. Delicious.

(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:42, Reply)
Hey Janet

(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:19, Reply)
alright hatso?
i like it over here at the moment. it's better than all that olympic bollocks over at the home place.
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:20, Reply)
Quite
Yeah, I'm alright. Got some new pants today, so I can't grumble. How's everything on Planet Janet?
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:25, Reply)
not bad at all.
we went to cambridge folk festival and it was an utter wankfest. so we got drunk and annoyed middle-class guardian reading types all weekend.
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:29, Reply)
Noice
Was the music any good?
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:36, Reply)
the clue is in the words "folk" "festival" and "guardian"

(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:42, Reply)
I dunno, sorry chaps.
Just a bit clumsy today.

Seem to be killing everything today.
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:15, Reply)
so, ken,
Tell me 3 interesting facts about you...
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:16, Reply)
1. RACIST
2. LIAR
3. FALCONIO
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:16, Reply)
Pretty much sums it up.

(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:17, Reply)
do you know what.
I try and engage with you, and this.
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:19, Reply)
Well..
1. I like beer
2. I live in Australia.
3. I've also lived in the UK (a long time ago)
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:22, Reply)
interesting ken.
Interesting.
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:24, Reply)
You, Sir - must be
Auuusssttraaaaayaan then. Thang yew.
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1688344
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 21:30, Reply)
But I thought you were a racist?

(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:18, Reply)
YOU DANISH PRICK

(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:18, Reply)
STOP LYING

(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:20, Reply)

NIO
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:32, Reply)
I have hiccups

(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:17, Reply)
Hey guys, it's Legoland or whatever his fucking name is.

(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:18, Reply)
You need to give me a quick fright Monts
Do you have your latest bank statement to hand?
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:19, Reply)
bless you.

(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:18, Reply)
alright, you sex whale you.

(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:19, Reply)
alright piggso?
drunk enought to make ladypig look attractive yet?
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:20, Reply)
almost constantly.

(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:22, Reply)
Fuck off.

(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:19, Reply)
Heeey shortstop, isn't oo just an ickle guy eh?
What a sweetie
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:21, Reply)
hahah

(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:21, Reply)
he'll beat up his computer now

(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:23, Reply)
and the rest of us, i fear for my life now
good one lego dude
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:24, Reply)
hiccough
hic +fu
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:22, Reply)
Jinkies Quinteroo, is self-strikethrough the new cool?
Far out man
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:23, Reply)
yes
yes
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:24, Reply)
who ARE you, anyway?

(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:25, Reply)
Hello Murphy (it's you) , are you new around here?
I'm Legoland or whatever the fuck my name is.
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:26, Reply)
It eats a rudimentary paste

(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:29, Reply)
exsqueeze me?

(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:30, Reply)
baking powder?

(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:36, Reply)
Tastes like baby food

(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:31, Reply)
She was fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine.
I took her out.
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:33, Reply)
Omni Consumer Products...what a bunch of morons!
Gonna manage this department...right into the ground.
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:37, Reply)
I@M VERY ANGRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What happened?
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:23, Reply)
A ghastly Antipodean ruined everything
then some fucking Lego cunt swanned in here and made it worse.

Basically the whole Olympics is ruined.
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:26, Reply)
That's what's ruining this place
Racists, liars, Lego and ruiners.
I'm not even going to watch the Olympics now.
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:28, Reply)
See? RUINED.

(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:29, Reply)
you were TOTALLY trolling him.

(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:29, Reply)
No dark sarcasm in the forum, Monty leave my bricks alone

(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:29, Reply)
THIS IS A BRILLIANT 'PINK FLOYD' SLASH 'LEGO' REFERENCE

(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:30, Reply)
Pink Floyd are shit.

(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:36, Reply)
I disagree with this opinion. On the internet.

(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:37, Reply)
Post Barrett, you are correct.
They are in the unique position of being one of the best and worst bands of all time.
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:46, Reply)
I just find them hideously dull

(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:54, Reply)
The internet happened.

(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:27, Reply)
Sounds V. SRS

(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:28, Reply)
'night all.
Far too late over here.

I better go before something dies.
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:27, Reply)
last warning, kenneth.
LAST FUCKING WARNING, OK??
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:30, Reply)
Yeah ok.
Jeez, one fucking rant.
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:31, Reply)
is that an admission?
i think that's an admission
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:32, Reply)
It's good enough for me
and it's good enough for Kavanah QC
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:33, Reply)
HE'S ON THE ROPES Q, GET HIM!!!

(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:34, Reply)
I WISH KEN OATH WAS DEAD

(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:35, Reply)
in many ways, rory, he already is
:(
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:37, Reply)
i even hope disasterprone gets an icon and he don't, the wanker

(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:40, Reply)
do you reckon if i killed myself they'd make a Q icon?

(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:42, Reply)
I'm pretty certain they would, yes.

(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:44, Reply)
welll, it's worth thinking about

(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:47, Reply)
i've got nothing against ken, i never really paid attention to the QOFT I should be mod of

(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:36, Reply)
Stop it,
It tickles.
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:36, Reply)
oh man I'm so angry.
I am also Rory's sockpuppet.

GO TEAM PD!!!
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:27, Reply)
Great, the Smurfs have arrived.
Go team fucking Nik-Nak more like.
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:29, Reply)
Stop TROLLING me.

(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:29, Reply)
That's it, I'm leaving forever
ever + the day
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:30, Reply)
What kind of feeble threat is that?

(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:32, Reply)
FOTD

(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:33, Reply)
stop stealing my self-strikethrough thing
st +f a +e self-strikethrough
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:35, Reply)
Which one's scampi and which one's spicy?

(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:35, Reply)
Paddington gave the man with the waki hair one of his hard stares.

(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:37, Reply)
Go shit in your hat you Peruvian anthropomorphic freak.

(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:41, Reply)
Done.
What next?
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:42, Reply)
Do Mrs Brown up the shitter.

(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:46, Reply)
gordon's mrs or the irish shit sitcom mrs doubtfire thing?

(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:56, Reply)
*hits Bono*
*gives dog a bone*
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:41, Reply)
That Beth Tweddle is a right BOBFOC isn't she

(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:32, Reply)
well joe,
We can't all look like you.
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:35, Reply)
true

(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:36, Reply)
She most certainly is a butterface.

(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:36, Reply)
a butter face

(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:36, Reply)
Too late.

(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:37, Reply)
yes

(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:37, Reply)
Ten Pinter

(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:37, Reply)
I'd put my 'butter' on her 'face'


Who, btw?
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:37, Reply)

This lady
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:38, Reply)
Ewwww.

(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:40, Reply)
she's a prawn

(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:37, Reply)
fokkin prawns!

(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:41, Reply)
Oh man, this is awesome you know all the films EVAH!
Let's try another one.

Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:48, Reply)
rain man!

(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:50, Reply)
Triple Bagger

(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:38, Reply)
dunno, gymnasts are a bit flat and muscly
you gay, bro?
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:38, Reply)
Think of the positions they can get in to

(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:39, Reply)
yeah but not tweddle, she big man

(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:40, Reply)


(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:40, Reply)
see? that's not tweddle, that's a bit more feminie and bendy

(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:41, Reply)
She still a gymnast

(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:42, Reply)
yeah i guess, but still flat
not so much muscly, but i'd say she was a dancer really more than a gymnast
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:43, Reply)
Isn't that Darth Foxtrot?

(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:41, Reply)
would.
Decorator's radio etc.
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:41, Reply)
gymnast looks like everyday person down greggs shocker

(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:38, Reply)
Rory, if I'm your sockpuppet then this must be you going menkle.

(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:40, Reply)
there are few more wonderous sights than seeing one person argue with themselves on the internet

(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:42, Reply)
I disagree.

(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:43, Reply)
I KNO RITE!
They should all be judged on looks as well to prevent the uglies entering!
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:41, Reply)
phew, at least everyone posting in this thread looks like a supermodel, that's where it counts yeah

(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:43, Reply)
I look a bit like Helena Christensen, from the right angles

(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:44, Reply)

look sound
a
Christensen Keller
from the right angles and I want my fucking Braille Kindle
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:46, Reply)
*hands over cheese grater*

(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:49, Reply)
I look like Marie Helvin, all the time.

(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:44, Reply)
think of the positions, though.

(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:40, Reply)
I just googled her...
30% teeth, 70% gums.
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:40, Reply)
this is the most chauvinistic thread i've been in all day.
And frankly I think we owe the female members of this forum an apology. The poor fat housewhales.
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:41, Reply)
To all the Fat and probably ugly housewhales
I am so so very sorry that you are fat and ugly.
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:42, Reply)
sorry but could you please specify that you mean the female housewhales?
I'm feeling pretty offended by your post
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:50, Reply)
In other news I have just found £20 on the floor, in addition to £10 I found in a pair of newly laundered jeans this morning.
So that's £20 on beer and £10 on a present for my daughter. Excellent.
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:50, Reply)
Buy us a Crunchie

(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:51, Reply)
i sent someone a birthday card with money and a badge in it battered
and royal mail have LOsT it, i posted it first class on thursday and still no sign, cunts
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:51, Reply)
Always send a cheque, not cash.
The royal mail are bastards. Earliest we get our mail delivered is 2pm and we don't exactly live in a rural area.
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:54, Reply)
I would have but i don't give a fuck about the person i was sending to and left it to the last minute

(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:55, Reply)
then why did you send it?

(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:56, Reply)
i was being polite, god what's with all the questions?
are you a NAZI?
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:57, Reply)
I want to KNOW you

(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:00, Reply)
if you look inside yourself, you'll see you already knew me all along

(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:01, Reply)
A postman somewhere is at this very moment squatting in bush with a coke botttle up his arse
beating his cock to "60 and over" that he bought with your money
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:54, Reply)
i'm glad he put it to good use, i was worried it was lost

(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:55, Reply)
Aha so you're a postman!!!

(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:56, Reply)
just because I posted you a bot dog with a crudely drawn picture of Quentin's face on
doesn't make me a postman per se
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:57, Reply)
maybe you should put less emphasis on money,
And more on the miracle that is your daughter.
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 16:56, Reply)
13 more days until I get to see mine.
Time has stood still whilst she's on hol. It's fucking well shit.
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:00, Reply)
Shit indeed. I hate it when Mrs B takes micro B to her sisters in the states. Happening again in September. I may fly out on airmilesnfor a long weekend in the middle.

(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:02, Reply)
I am fully aware that my daughter is ace. Are you a member of the GodSquad or something?

(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:00, Reply)

GodBot
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:01, Reply)
HEY YOU GUYS!
LEGOLAND HAS STARTED A WIKKID NEW THREAD!
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:00, Reply)
i misread that as a WICKED JEW THREAD
and thought 'at last, those hook-nose fuckers will pay'
(, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 17:00, Reply)

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