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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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How cool is this? 20% of $15million.
How should I respond to this?

My name is Major General John Batiste, the former Commander of the first infantry division in Iraq (C.F.I). Actually, I acquired 15.5 Million US Dollars from an oil business I did in Iraq with an Iraqi citizen. I need a good partner who I can trust to assist me in receiving the consignment on my behalf.

All arrangement to bring out the consignment from Iraq has being concluded with a United Nations diplomat. I need someone who can receive it since I can not receive it directly due to my status.

I am offering you 20% of the total sum for your assistance and the 80% will be transferred to my account which I will instruct you in my next email to you on how it will be transferred to my account.

Your own part of this deal is to find a safe place where the funds can be sent to.

If you are interested I will furnish you with more details. But the whole process is simple and we must keep a low profile at all times. The best mode of communication to me is through email.
I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law. I look forward to your reply and co-operation, and I thank you in advance as I anticipate your co-operation waiting for your urgent response.Please,Kindly re-confirm the followings to me through this Email ID : [email protected]: 1. full names: ( ) 2. Address :() 3. Age: ( ) 4. Sex: () 5. Marital Status: ( ) 6. Occupation :() 7. Phone Numbers: ( ) 8. Fax Number :() 9. Country: () 10. Your personal email address: ( )

You might receive this message in your spam or junk folder depends on your web host. Please do not reply if you are not interested.

Best Regard,

MAJ GENERAL JOHN BATISTE

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 7:01, 17 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
You should TOTALLY do it and give them all your details so you can get their money.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 7:06, Reply)
I would want proof of moustache before handing money over to an Iraqi
Otherwise, go for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 7:26, Reply)
Have a look at 419eater.com for how to troll them
419eater.com/html/letters.htm
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 7:30, Reply)
That's not a patch on the the 'psychic' letters threatening the reader with death over the course of four pages unless they donate fifty quid for a healing amulet
They always have a po box in Amsterdam for some reason
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 7:58, Reply)
Bot dog of course.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 8:17, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 8:22, Reply)
So, that's 'the French' and 'anti-UK terrorists'.
All the popular groups. Well done you.

I suggest you target radical Islamists next, then perhaps convicted sex offenders?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 8:24, Reply)
The latter might well give him 51% of the vote around here

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 9:33, Reply)
sounds legit.
Send them my details if you like.
80216941
20-65-21
Barclays bank
High street Oxford.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 8:24, Reply)
Winders!
Putting the 'win' into 'windy' since 19**.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 8:25, Reply)
Date obscured for data protection reasons.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 8:26, Reply)
how are you monty boyce,
I just googled your name, it doesn't come up with much except for Ropey bash photos. What is your name all about.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 8:28, Reply)
It relates to my secondary school.
It is only ever going to be amusing to about three people, who sadly never come on here....

What about yours?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 8:50, Reply)
it was a translation error in a story from Japan about a huge storm.
I think it was supposed to be "a beastly storm" but came out of google translate as Windy Pig.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 9:05, Reply)
That's far more interesting - and amusing - than mine.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 9:12, Reply)
He sounds very modern.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 8:39, Reply)
I usually wait until I have received two
and send them each an email saying to use my private address, and give the other's details.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 9:31, Reply)

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