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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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No offence Battsy but that one has limited conversational potential, I fear.Have you seen this?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-19112549
What is suggested, in essence, is that if you have alternate days of fasting where you have just a few hundred calories (not even 'proper' no food at all fasting), you will keep your weight down and on your 'food' days you can eat exactly what you like.
Whether this is true or not, it is (to my mind) an interesting question: would you trade 'fasting' days for 'completely eat what you like' days knowing it was actually doing you good? Would you do it - could you do it?
Alt: Stunned poster of this parish has spent £900 on going to a glorified school sports day today. You have £900 to spend in a day, what do you do with it? You are not allowed to spend it on objects, it must all be gone by the end of the day with nothing tangible to show for it.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 8:23,
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Piece of pissI read that yesterday and it seems quite sensible in that your body must use up the excess crap you eat in the fast days, rather than store in long term
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 8:28,
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So, terrorists, the French, and blacks. Great campaign, really, well done.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 8:37,
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Jealousy brings out the worst in people.My secret mod powers are out of the reach of almost all posters - they know it, and so they vote.
With great power comes great responsibility, as Mark Twain once said to Oscar Wilde, round at Churchill's gaff.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 8:42,
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I'm hoping you tire of these bent pics before half the board gets firedfor blatantly not working.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 8:45,
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Got to appeal to all special interest groups.I like the amount of sig's expressing support for Kroney.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 8:40,
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Fasting on alternate days does not work.Fasting on 5 days out of 7 does, but it is difficult to keep up.
Alt: A helicopter ride over London. That would blow £900 pretty quick.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 8:30,
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It wasn't really the scientific reality I was interested in,more whether people would fine the trade-off attractive and whether they thought they could carry it out.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 8:35,
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I have carried it out, and it is bloody hard.Worth it though. I need to start at it again.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 8:45,
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Do you not spend your life fucking starving or are there ways to fill up without eating 'wrong' food?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 8:54,
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Has to be done carefully iirc too much fasting makes your body go into storage mode, cos it thinks you're starving and need to save it, and you end up tired and heavier.
alt: hire a stupidly expensive car for a day, Aston, Ferrari or Lamborghini.
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See my reply to Barts.The key is 'Whether this is true or not, it is (to my mind) an interesting question'.
FFS you lot are retarded.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 8:46,
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The funny thing is,as I was saying last night at the secret mod bash, this facade of democracy is only put up to stop the serfs from revolting.
There is no 'election', there are no 'candidates' - I've got the job already.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 8:53,
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Classic megalomaniadelusions, imaginary meetings that conveniently only the person knows about.
White fluffy cat to stroke in volcano lair next?
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Boats and hoes(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 8:42,
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The key to size loss, when all's said and done, is to eat less and move more. It's very bloody simple.Salad = boring but good, fat + salt = tasty but bad.
Fatties are only fat because they want to be - it's not glandular.
Alt: I'd hire your entire family, friends, and everyone you know to dance for me all day.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 8:42,
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My breakfast this morning was dark, so very very darkbloody milk had gone off
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 8:47,
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The carton lay alone on the shelf..........so alone.....
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 8:49,
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I've just looked at your profile.Aww.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 8:52,
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I've just looked at yours.*egrgrfgfgffgfgfg*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 8:56,
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You keep doing that.It's like you need to prove to yourself how much better you are than me or something.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 9:00,
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It's probably because you think that your life is a comic bookwww.flickr.com/photos/myky-d/4153561516/in/photostream
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 9:02,
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I did enjoy learning the noir style and angles, yes.Is it desperately wrong and uncool to like photography and photomanipulation, then?
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 9:06,
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it's desperately wrong to do it that badly.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 9:07,
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Oh dear - should I just pack it all up, then?Maybe go and kill myself because you don't like my stuff?
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 9:10,
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Go on then, it's shit here this morningWe will mourn your passing
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 9:11,
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Thanks Rozzer.That means a lot to me.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 9:12,
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It's a bit sad when your projecting your dark and brooding graphic novel fixation into it(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 9:08,
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Really? As opposed to ...Actually I haven't seen anything you've done.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 9:11,
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Soz I don't take dark and brooding pictures to put up on the internet for show and tell, the 'novels' I read don't have to resort to having 'pictures' because I'm incapable of translating the meaning of 'words' (
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 9:15,
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God Ringo Starr really hasn't aged well, has he?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 9:19,
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Anne Robinson, presenter of The Weakest Link and a personal friend of Darth.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 9:13,
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she's not renowned for her kind and generous nature.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 9:48,
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Where to?(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 8:49,
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*consults brooding Graphic Novel*Gotham you imbecile
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 8:51,
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Ah. "The Town Of The Emo Pig".(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 8:52,
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Morning allI have always eaten what I like, when I like and manage to maintain my Svelte shape. Admittedly I still remain pretty active. My secret is I only eat when I’m hungry and not for the sake of eating.
maltbystmarket.com/montys-deli although this might be on the menu.
£900 in £5 notes just to throw in the air to see the mad rush would be another tick of my bucket list
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 8:43,
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+ wrapped around house bricks(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 8:46,
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I would need 180 blue engineering bricks should I go metric or imperial?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 8:52,
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73mm imperials it is then(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 8:55,
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Couldn't do it I don't function without food and get really grumpyI'd hire a nice vintage car, E-type maybe, and drive to the Fat Duck of similar for an epic lunch.
Morning all
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 8:44,
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My brother-in-law's best mate (and best man) works there.I have yet to cash in this connection to get a table, as currently I could just about stretch to a starter and a glass of (tap) water.
Well done for actually answering the question, Nakers. It's more than many of these oafs seem to have been able to do.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 8:48,
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It'd be a good way for me to lose weight, as whilst I'm more than happy to eat healthily, it only takes one slip up to put the healthy eating to waste.One I might consider in the coming months, definitely.
Alt: Traindown to London, nice hotel, then spend the rest of the money on a large bash.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 8:45,
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you ignored my question you rude man.I've never been on a diet as such, I don't think I could stick to it though, I like my sweets and beer too much.
Is hit up a posh restaurant and blow it on a fancy meal and wine.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 8:53,
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have i got to go and look at the old thread now?Christ Monty, this is why I'm voting for KRONEY.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 9:00,
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Only someone as skint as you could come up with such a Tesco Value version of Brewster's Millions.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 8:55,
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I think I could do this.I fact, I'll try it! I have a terrible diet some days, if I swapped those days for the 600kCal ones I'd probably lose the weight I've gained since surgery.
Alt: Meth and Buttprostitutes, obviously.
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so are you male to female, or female to male?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 9:01,
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Semi-cripple to almost fully functioningHowever, any exercise which involves impact is out (running etc) as is swimming (I'm one of those humans that doesn't float) so weight is becoming an issue.
If I was being gender-reassigned I'd lose weight. I mean, If I became female they'd have to remove half of my brain wouldn't they?
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lolcycling? i cycle everywhere, and it's great exercise. Athough admittedly, Oxford is very bicycle friendly, i'm not sure i'd want to cycle around london.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 9:16,
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Cycling is a possibilityIt'd have to be a 'sit up & beg' type though as I can't hold my head up enough* to use low handlebars.
*Titanium plate + bolts + three vertebrae fused together
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fair enough, I know how it goes, my left leg is mostly metal after a motorbike accident, and I walk like bent cowboy now. Bit totally go for the cycling, especially if you've got a canal near you, canal paths are pretty and usually better maintained than your average off road cycle route.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 9:28,
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I walk for 30 mins each morning down a canaland I fucking hate the cyclists on there.
One of these days I shall push one in. The selfish bastards.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 9:36,
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well, there is this, don't cycle on the canal when its busy, as you have to stop every 5 yards for a dog, or a cunt with a buggy.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 9:43,
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I have my L4, L5 and S1 vertebrae fused. It hurt. A lot. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 9:33,
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how did that happen?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 9:43,
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https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=spondylolisthesis&aq=1&oq=spondylo&sugexp=chrome,mod=18&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 9:47,
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sounds fantastic.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 9:49,
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It's a contact sport in London.As in, contact with left-turning lorries.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 9:29,
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I'd spend the day doing cooking lessons at posh places.I think I'd have change, even with a taxi there and back, probably a good £400, so I reckon thats a good three lines of coke and a shag from a medium level hooker x3, so every 8 hours or soo, I'd do that intimitantly. Because I'd still have change, the last one would include a finger up the bumhole.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 9:01,
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William Burroughs wrote about the fasting thing in Naked Lunch.But his was about smack.
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alright dozer,(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 9:08,
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I would get a night in the most expensive and luxurious hotel. order all the room services I could. And a massage. and then a romantic dinner for two.
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exactly. I'm aiming to put the three kgs I've lost back on. I also want a coronary heart attack.
How are you, my favourite crazy haired lady?
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I'm alright.The life of an internet secret mod's girlfriend can be a testing one at times.
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wanderlust, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 9:24,
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Google homepage has gone all Track and Field todayif you feel the need for exercise but can't be arsed to leave your chair.
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I pretty sure they haven't made Monty's.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 9:17,
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No, they really have.I was hoping for the shittest, most homosexual day imaginable and you've made it all possible so, thanks!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 9:26,
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Little things please little minds...All right Sports. How's it hanging?
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Today, fucking brilliantly actuallyYesterday, not so much. You, good sir?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 9:19,
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Good today.Shit yesterday, got back from hols, letting agents had to break into my flat, and turn the water off. Burst pipe, flooded all 6 flats and the lobby beneath mine, whoops. Fuck knows how a pipe burst in August though.
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well, if there was a crack or a fault rhey can just give under tge pressure eventually.Probably means it was installed by a useless apprentice.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 9:31,
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We've some very nice Polish gentlemen who have offere to do a cut price botch job.(, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 9:37, Reply)
Flight to Morocco, various camel rides, bongs and massive drugs. And give the rest to a beggar/guide, whatever they class themselvers as.Kroney would give his all to a beggar, that's why he should be a mod.
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There's about as many beggars in our city centre as there is in the average souk,which is alarming.
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I don't know what the fuck a souk is.Is that like... a soul? but with a K?
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The best of all mazes(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 9:43,
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Rape mezzaninewww.google.co.uk/imgres?q=mezzanine&hl=en&sa=X&biw=1920&bih=911&tbm=isch&prmd=imvns&tbnid=nVQVFQnSB3eH5M:&imgrefurl=http://dreams-and-wishes-blog.blogspot.com/2012/02/mezzanine-floors-in-kids-rooms.html&docid=O1y_ntvcwaKfvM&imgurl=http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-zcJLW-g3kK4/TymLHxAPM9I/AAAAAAAACEQ/lfrH929FxHM/s1600/telegraph%252Bmezzanine%252Bnotting%252Bhill.jpg&w=460&h=288&ei=-tUgUOzTCIia0QXg14HgCw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=1193&vpy=178&dur=2303&hovh=178&hovw=284&tx=142&ty=115&sig=106074272633992383672&page=1&tbnh=88&tbnw=141&start=0&ndsp=50&ved=1t:429,r:7,s:0,i:160
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 9:49,
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Alt: I'd buy £900 worth of shares in Standard Chartered.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 9:32,
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Ladies and gentlemen, Mr Ben Elton.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 9:33,
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Liddlebiddaloliticsthereladiesngennlmen*writes shit musical*
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 9:35,
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*pops round well-known fellow rabid socialist A Lloyd Webber's for drinks*(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 9:37,
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Pops one at Sarah Brightman while he's at it.Morning Monty, still going for the mod's job?
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As you'll see from everyone's sig, he doesn't have the grassroots support he needs. Better to stand down.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 9:40,
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Morning.Already been appointed mate.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 9:55,
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Well I'm still here so this is clearly a lie(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 9:56,
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I thought you and I were chums!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 9:58,
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Sorry I couldn't bring myself to vote for a shit eating Frenchman(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:07,
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Much.These oiks are embarrassing themselves and they'll be first up for the firing squad when my powers kick in.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:05,
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I’m glad I have maintained neutrality. (
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:07,
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Morning Sir? How's the candidate this morning? Raring to go?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 9:49,
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I heard he was caught space docking with an underage pug last night(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 9:51,
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How're you feeling about your campaign? Lots of support for you from the look of everyone's sig.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:01,
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It made me laugh the laugh of the megalomaniacal.I just spazzed back through last night's posts since I wasn't around on account of living the rock'n'roll playboy lifestyle I lead, and I can't find the thread in which everybody decided they hated Monty so much.
I am forced to conclude, in the absence of any evidence aside from a bandwagon, that I am the political Casanova and the fair People of /OT my mistress.
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Kroney, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:05,
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you do realise your own signature doesn't inspire the voters with confidence, right?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:12,
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Perhaps some form of coalition is in order?You could be OT's Nick Clegg to Kroney's David Cameron.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:12,
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it would work, and in fact i do it regularly if i've had a bad day, like a client lunch and then dinner out with friends, or a massive drinking day with no foodbut i am not sure what it does to your metabolism to be so up and down. also 2,000 calories a day is bollocks. some people need a lot more, some a lot less.
i would buy a huge amount of fancy food and some nice wine and have you all round for carnage, of course. well, most of you.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:10,
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I am going to eat bacon now.I hopw a new thread will be running when I get back, this is getting a bit shit.
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Yes someone start a new one please.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:15,
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£900 on ummmmmaking a person of my choice make a fool of themselves for 24hrs
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:18,
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