My ex-boss was terrified of spiders
so we caught one and hid it under a plastic cup on his desk. He fucking shit when he moved it and it scuttled off

The next day we filled his entire desk with plastic cups, where under each one was a small bit of torn black bin liner. To a terrified ex-boss, these look A LOT like spiders
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:37, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

i can't even look at spiders on tv
the terror they inspire in me is fucking ludicrous and pathetic. the worst fake spiders are tomato stalks.

shudder.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:42, Reply)

I genuinely don't understand peoples fear of spiders
they don't bite and can't harm you? So what's the problem? I mean you eat 5 or 6 a year in your sleep anyway.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:45, Reply)

Hahaha you total cunt

( Kroney, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:46, Reply)

not when you sleep in a gimp mask

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:52, Reply)