If you want a relatively easy one
any Sean Connery or Roger Moore James Bond quotes would do it. Plenty of quips like "I think he got the point" etc.
For Connery you could also start off a bit harder with Highlander or Hunt for Red October?

altalt: near misses in the car, mostly. ABS is an absolute godsend.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 13:15, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

In your own time, knobcheese.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 13:16, Reply)

unfortunately, not only did monty beat you to it,
but we've done connery before
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 13:16, Reply)

OK Harrison Ford then.
'I have a bad feeling about this'
'JUNIOR!!!'

etc
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 13:17, Reply)

i'm listeniing

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 13:18, Reply)

Fucking hell Winders you lazy shit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 13:19, Reply)

Which film is that from?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 13:20, Reply)

'Bent Spastic: The Winders Story'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 13:21, Reply)

My how the tables have turned...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 13:33, Reply)

i do this every week,
its someone elses turn to do the work.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 13:22, Reply)

Oh noes, I appear to have read Monty's mind!
*bokes *
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 13:17, Reply)