Is payroll full of women?
If so, there's your explanation right there. Women are mental. I sent a text to a mate to remind him to call a woman of our acquaintance about a tiling job at her house, then texted her to say I'd done it. He called me and said "Silly bugger, she's already called me, no prob, all sorted"
She, however sent me a three-page text rant about how embarrassed she was and how much she'll have to apologise for me 'harassing him' when he comes round to quote.
Like I said, women are all mental.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 10:55, Reply)