already on the case
all butter flapjack. i'm going to shit a goddamn fencepost.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 12:20, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Green way to al fresco dumping.
(1) Take your trusty hand axe, which is also used for chopping wood for fires. DON'T cut live trees, it doesn't burn well and you fuck the tree.
(2) Cut a V shaped wedge out the ground, larger than the mud baby you intend to park.
(3) Deposit, wipe and place loo roll/Daily Mail into the hole.
(4) Replace the divot.
Much nicer than a horrendous festival bog, and you don't leave shit on the ground for a fucking bare footed hippy to step into. On this subject, take some decent footwear too. Boots are best, if rain expected, then welliebobs.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 12:30, Reply)

take an AXE to a festival? yeah that'll work FINE
alternative:
1: grab toilet roll
2: find portaloo
3: poop
4: wipe
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 12:39, Reply)

They're used for firewood.
For sitting round your fire at night being sociable.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 12:48, Reply)

i'll be SURE to tell the security guards
as they wrestle me to the ground en masse that it's only for firewood. and that the twelve inch bowie knife is for gutting fish. and the rifle is only in case of bears.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 12:52, Reply)

"You've still not told us why you're naked though"

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 12:55, Reply)

?
Don't get, sorry.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 13:03, Reply)

Do hairy poofters frequent this festival?
You'll need more than a .22 mate. a fucking 12 bore and some AIDS spray.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 13:02, Reply)