I cannot think of many worse things than attending a festival.
Full of plebs who are full of assorted substances, shit food, terrible accommodation, not able to wash or use a clean porcelain toilet and probably poor weather as well. No fucking thank you.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 12:40, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Haha and thank you, Zsa Zsa Gabor

( Kroney, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 12:41, Reply)

Thanks for that viewpoint 'grandad'

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 12:42, Reply)

That sounds just like the main 'customer proposition'
of your employers.

Minus the weather natch.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 12:44, Reply)

lucky you're not attending then!
you'd fucking HATE this.

also- the food here is actually bloody good for a festival. the rotisserie chicken, gravy, and roast rosemary potatoes was the top hit last year, btu the burger bar, veggie falafel stand and mexican place were all splendid. and i'm not talking 'splendid because i'm smashed' i'm talking if you went into a nice cafe in brighton and got served that food, you'd smile, eat and pay.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 12:45, Reply)

You still have to shit in to a hedge or a chemical toilet.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 12:47, Reply)

so?
when society crumbles, delicate flowers like you will be the first ones we kill and eat.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 12:50, Reply)

Wouldn't keep you going for long though

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 12:53, Reply)

i'd be sure to shit out the remains
in an unhygeinic outdoor setting

surrounded by hippies.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 13:02, Reply)

Not if you eat nothing but acid you don't.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 13:03, Reply)

Here is a handy list of things that might be worse:
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1690500
Hope this helps.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 12:46, Reply)

Nope. Festival attendance seems much worse.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 12:49, Reply)