Alt: food is for gays. All you need is a vast stash of LSD.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 12:52, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Just because you can't afford to spend £8 for a floppy misery burger

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 12:55, Reply)

The less you eat, the less you need to shit, the less you need to have to do with the bogs.
Win, win and win again...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 12:57, Reply)

I just shit in empty Pringles tubes and fling them at emos

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 12:58, Reply)

my mate once
shat in a carrier bag in his tent, then tossed it into a neighbouring tent. sweltering heat. carrier bag full of poop.
repulsive bastard.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 13:00, Reply)

Proper lol

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 13:02, Reply)

misery Aubergine.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 12:57, Reply)

misery fur

No?
(Kid Presentable, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 13:01, Reply)

you sir, misunderestimate me.
i'm a fucking greedy bastard. i can eat under ANY circumstances i'm likely to find myself in at a festival. ANY CIRCUMSTANCES. i've been known to abscond from house parties at 4am to make myself a bacon sammich when everyone else is on a firm diet of wrigleys and water.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 12:57, Reply)