They're called that because to take them you have to be reet fuckin' hard.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 14:13, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

on a wednesday?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 14:14, Reply)

On a Wednesday.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 14:15, Reply)

out with chums or home alone to drown out the misery of your existance?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 14:16, Reply)

Going to dinner round a music biz chum's.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 14:17, Reply)

which course will the MDs be?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 14:18, Reply)

Post-cheese I hope.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 14:18, Reply)

+ knob

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 14:20, Reply)

Make sure Barry doesn't find out.
Is he still dead and forgotten?
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 14:21, Reply)

It seems so,
His call though. His victim has forgiven him.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 14:32, Reply)

you know everyone here would give him shit forever though

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 14:36, Reply)

TELL ME THIS STORY,
I AM VERY NOSEY.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 14:38, Reply)

It's a very interesting story
It involves MASSIVE DRUGS, stealing, vigilantism, a lack of forgiveness (although not from the wronged party) and a flounce.
It's just waiting for the right qotw.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 14:48, Reply)

It's a dreadful story with no winners and should be forgotten asap.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 14:50, Reply)

I had the last laugh.
Needlessly.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 14:52, Reply)

That was his last mistake.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 15:06, Reply)

I reckon if Baz actually came back he'd get some abuse for a couple of days
and then it would be mostly forgotten.
By staying away he is leaving this half untold story as his permanent legacy.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 14:54, Reply)

When there is drink involved,
sometimes you gotta just apologise, take the abuse, and move on. It is a king maker and a ruiner.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 14:55, Reply)

that would be most civilised
I'm imaganing them being presented on a silver platter
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 14:23, Reply)

"after dinner, once the ladies had withdrawn, Fotherington-Smythe had his butler pass round the port, cigars and tabs."

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 14:27, Reply)

The ladies were strap-oned up then?
I'm not sure if that's an actual word.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 14:29, Reply)

maybe they'd undergone a strapadicktomy

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 14:33, Reply)

i found that surprisingly hard to pronounce,

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 14:55, Reply)

Viagra?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 14:14, Reply)

Nah, Leytonstone.
The US/Canadian border is a little far to go just for the evening, I'd say.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 14:16, Reply)

Still, would be better than Leytonstone

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 14:16, Reply)

Have you ever been to Niagara? It's fucking horrible.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 14:18, Reply)

Niagara Leytonstone
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 14:20, Reply)