My mate was dogsitting, a real cutie called Beth, cross Staffie and Jack Russell.
He visited someone, and left her in the kitchen, playing happily with some tiny kittens. Few minutes later, he entered said kitchen, and found Beth sitting proudly with various kitten bits. She'd eaten most of the bastards. Shouldn't laugh, but she's a killer cross is Beth...
Alt, the ex missus, one of the most conniving, evil nasty little shits on the planet. She makes Monty's ex look like a fucking saint.
Alt alt, something vegetarian, feeling all healthy and non-carnivore today.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 9 Aug 2012, 11:24, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Who fucking leaves a dog alone with kittens?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 11:25, Reply)

A fucking tard that's who
Staffies can be lovely, jack russells can be lovely, but thay are terriers and therefore killers of small furry things
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 11:28, Reply)

This^^

(Bazongaloid, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 11:30, Reply)

Him. He said they were getting on all right when he went out the room. Not the most intelligent of actions in retrospect.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 9 Aug 2012, 11:38, Reply)

Of course they were getting on alright, he'd done the equivalent
of leaving a fat kid in a room full of chicken nuggets. Naturally the dog was happy.
( Kroney, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 11:39, Reply)