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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Good morning all
So it's a sunny day, it's a friday, I have already recieved a text from a member of staff saying that they will not be in today & would I kindly look after X-Y & Z for them, I know it's an excuse to have an early weekend, so excuses you have used, what, where, why and how?
www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2012/aug/09/couple-falsely-claim-child-missing
Alt:Say something nice, I dare you.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 7:15, 170 replies, latest was 7 years ago)
So it's a sunny day, it's a friday, I have already recieved a text from a member of staff saying that they will not be in today & would I kindly look after X-Y & Z for them, I know it's an excuse to have an early weekend, so excuses you have used, what, where, why and how?
www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2012/aug/09/couple-falsely-claim-child-missing
Alt:Say something nice, I dare you.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 7:15, 170 replies, latest was 7 years ago)
I'm pleased
Your absent staff trust you with the office Coldplay cd.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 7:31, Reply)
Your absent staff trust you with the office Coldplay cd.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 7:31, Reply)
Not my staff Jeffer's,
I'm somewhat lucky that I have no staff below or above me in the office I work from.It just means I will receive part of his workload for the day.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 7:57, Reply)
I'm somewhat lucky that I have no staff below or above me in the office I work from.It just means I will receive part of his workload for the day.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 7:57, Reply)
Morning Rory
I thought I was spakkerman, Is wilf the moustache one that Monty really gets on well with?
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 7:59, Reply)
I thought I was spakkerman, Is wilf the moustache one that Monty really gets on well with?
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 7:59, Reply)
you both share positive vibes in your threads man
now please fall off your bike under a six wheeler to fulfill your potential
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 8:07, Reply)
now please fall off your bike under a six wheeler to fulfill your potential
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 8:07, Reply)
"I'm sick with a migraine and can't go out into bright lights".
Worked a treat. What did I do instead? Studied like a motherfucker.
Alt: I'd sooner rip out each one of my arteries with my fingernails than be nice at the moment.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 8:07, Reply)
Worked a treat. What did I do instead? Studied like a motherfucker.
Alt: I'd sooner rip out each one of my arteries with my fingernails than be nice at the moment.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 8:07, Reply)
The day after a lunchtime 'team building'* meeting where I was the only one who ordered seafood...
...'Can't come in today, daredn't be more than six feet from a toilet' - worked a treat, no-one wanted to question me further. Had a great day faffing about on t'interweb.
Alt: It's a beautiful day, Ihope it carries on into the weekend and you all have a great and relaxing time.
*Read 'An utter pointless and patronising waste of my time to the point where I was actually contemplating punching the MD square in the mouth'
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 8:20, Reply)
...'Can't come in today, daredn't be more than six feet from a toilet' - worked a treat, no-one wanted to question me further. Had a great day faffing about on t'interweb.
Alt: It's a beautiful day, Ihope it carries on into the weekend and you all have a great and relaxing time.
*Read 'An utter pointless and patronising waste of my time to the point where I was actually contemplating punching the MD square in the mouth'
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 8:20, Reply)
By faffing about on t'interweb
You mean cry wanking all day don't cha?
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 8:23, Reply)
You mean cry wanking all day don't cha?
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 8:23, Reply)
Of course
And your point is? Right this minute I'm sitting here stark naked except for some strategically placed pieces of stippled latex and clothespegs, slathered in a mixture of KY and patchouli oil, but then who amongst us isn't?
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 8:28, Reply)
And your point is? Right this minute I'm sitting here stark naked except for some strategically placed pieces of stippled latex and clothespegs, slathered in a mixture of KY and patchouli oil, but then who amongst us isn't?
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 8:28, Reply)
There still have to be standards
Your latex colour shouldn't clash with the clothespegs, for example. Just simple ettiquette stuff really, don't drip KY on someone else's paperwork and any spurts should bo on one's own monitor, and cleaned up before hometime.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 8:50, Reply)
Your latex colour shouldn't clash with the clothespegs, for example. Just simple ettiquette stuff really, don't drip KY on someone else's paperwork and any spurts should bo on one's own monitor, and cleaned up before hometime.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 8:50, Reply)
good morning Hartley, you look smashing today, have you dono something new with your hair?
Is that a new dress?
I was drunk in London once, didn't wanna come back for work, luckily for me, i was chefing then, and you can't work for 48 hours if you have the shots, so told him I had the galloping runs and boom, 2 days more partying.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 8:28, Reply)
Is that a new dress?
I was drunk in London once, didn't wanna come back for work, luckily for me, i was chefing then, and you can't work for 48 hours if you have the shots, so told him I had the galloping runs and boom, 2 days more partying.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 8:28, Reply)
They're making a CGI movie of ALF
Just when you thought they couldn't sink any lower
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 8:38, Reply)
Just when you thought they couldn't sink any lower
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 8:38, Reply)
Of all the shite they've remade/rebooted/reimagined over the last 10 years
Why have they never done a remake of The Warriors? I reckon they could do something with that. Gang culture has...changed a fair bit since the original was made.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 8:42, Reply)
Why have they never done a remake of The Warriors? I reckon they could do something with that. Gang culture has...changed a fair bit since the original was made.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 8:42, Reply)
According to IMDB it never got made
www.imdb.com/title/tt0080120/faq#.2.1.2
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 8:48, Reply)
www.imdb.com/title/tt0080120/faq#.2.1.2
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 8:48, Reply)
Remakes are typically terrible
But you never know. KEEP THE FAITH WINDY! KEEP IT!
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 9:10, Reply)
But you never know. KEEP THE FAITH WINDY! KEEP IT!
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 9:10, Reply)
I don't think they have.
There was talk of it, with Tony Scott, but I'm about 95% sure it hasn't happened yet.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 8:49, Reply)
There was talk of it, with Tony Scott, but I'm about 95% sure it hasn't happened yet.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 8:49, Reply)
Nope it never happened
Rock star bought the rights to the movie about 7 years ago and released a shit game on the PS2
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 9:17, Reply)
Rock star bought the rights to the movie about 7 years ago and released a shit game on the PS2
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 9:17, Reply)
I don't trust any of the negroes in my office
seems to work a treat
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 8:30, Reply)
seems to work a treat
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 8:30, Reply)
"Sorry I'm late, I forgot to get off the boat"
It was actually true because I am THAT stupid.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 8:40, Reply)
It was actually true because I am THAT stupid.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 8:40, Reply)
Please, it goes
"Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit's SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAARPE!"
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 8:43, Reply)
"Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit's SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAARPE!"
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 8:43, Reply)
I need an excuse for this morning, horrendous hangover leaving me fit for nothing. I have a lot to do today.
Damn my friends for forcing cider down my throat until 3am.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 8:45, Reply)
Damn my friends for forcing cider down my throat until 3am.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 8:45, Reply)
I was going to do the obvious cock strikethrough
but I think drinking cider might be even gayer.
Morning twatface.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 8:49, Reply)
but I think drinking cider might be even gayer.
Morning twatface.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 8:49, Reply)
Yes I facking am
Out on the piss tonight, going away this weekend and off to Italy Wednesday. Just have to negotiate three more days of four people's work. And yourself?
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 8:55, Reply)
Out on the piss tonight, going away this weekend and off to Italy Wednesday. Just have to negotiate three more days of four people's work. And yourself?
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 8:55, Reply)
"We're going to be late, Google Maps is a lying cunt"
More times than I care to remember. Better then the AA's website though, they talk BOLLOCKS.
Alt: Simon Cox might sign today apparently (stress: MIGHT), dunno if this is the solution to our goalscoring woes or just a seventh not-quite-good enough striker on the books.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 8:48, Reply)
More times than I care to remember. Better then the AA's website though, they talk BOLLOCKS.
Alt: Simon Cox might sign today apparently (stress: MIGHT), dunno if this is the solution to our goalscoring woes or just a seventh not-quite-good enough striker on the books.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 8:48, Reply)
Not heard that one mate
and we've been linked with everyone from Aaron A. Aaronson to Zebediah Z. Zorro since the Al-Hasawis took over.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 8:52, Reply)
and we've been linked with everyone from Aaron A. Aaronson to Zebediah Z. Zorro since the Al-Hasawis took over.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 8:52, Reply)
Ha, you know what, I don't think any of us had even thought of that.
And yeah, best player in the division on the days where he doesn't play like he thinks he's the best player in the division, if that makes sense.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 8:59, Reply)
And yeah, best player in the division on the days where he doesn't play like he thinks he's the best player in the division, if that makes sense.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 8:59, Reply)
It doesn't
In fact none of this conversation makes any sense to me.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 9:02, Reply)
In fact none of this conversation makes any sense to me.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 9:02, Reply)
Cristiano Ronaldo syndrome
Except he doesn't have a million on his hair gel budget
#Jadakisslols
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 9:03, Reply)
Except he doesn't have a million on his hair gel budget
#Jadakisslols
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 9:03, Reply)
The word in the West
Is that you might be in for Maynard if the Hammers sign another striker.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 9:01, Reply)
Is that you might be in for Maynard if the Hammers sign another striker.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 9:01, Reply)
He's an excellent Championship-level striker
Not sure he ever really got the chance to show whether he could cut it in the Prem.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 9:14, Reply)
Not sure he ever really got the chance to show whether he could cut it in the Prem.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 9:14, Reply)
I don't make up excuses to get out of work
If I need time off I am able to book it off as paid holiday.
This seems to work fairly well for both me and my employer.
Alt: Cunt.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 8:56, Reply)
If I need time off I am able to book it off as paid holiday.
This seems to work fairly well for both me and my employer.
Alt: Cunt.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 8:56, Reply)
Similarly
Last time I went to hospital I told my boss I needed a day off as I was undergoing minor surgery. He seemed to accept this as a reasonable excuse for time off. What a world eh??
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 8:58, Reply)
Last time I went to hospital I told my boss I needed a day off as I was undergoing minor surgery. He seemed to accept this as a reasonable excuse for time off. What a world eh??
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 8:58, Reply)
terrible ain't it,
I had to take 2 months off after a nasty accident, and I still got paid due to my longevity within the company. It's a wonder the world still spins.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 9:20, Reply)
I had to take 2 months off after a nasty accident, and I still got paid due to my longevity within the company. It's a wonder the world still spins.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 9:20, Reply)
Injured in an accident that wasn't your fault?
Watch where you are fucking going!
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 9:25, Reply)
Watch where you are fucking going!
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 9:25, Reply)
Injured in an accident that was your fault?
Blame someone else and claim thousands of pounds you dole scum cunt fart.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 9:27, Reply)
Blame someone else and claim thousands of pounds you dole scum cunt fart.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 9:27, Reply)
When will David CameWRONG learn
That paying people for being loyal and hardworking is RUINING the fabric of this great nation. IF PEOPLE DON'T WANT TO WORK THEY SHOULDN'T BE FORCED TO!
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 9:26, Reply)
That paying people for being loyal and hardworking is RUINING the fabric of this great nation. IF PEOPLE DON'T WANT TO WORK THEY SHOULDN'T BE FORCED TO!
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 9:26, Reply)
"It's never happened before"
Alt:
I feel fucking great these last two days. I have an all afternoon/evening BBQ planned for tomorrow and its going to be lovely all weekend
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 9:08, Reply)
Alt:
I feel fucking great these last two days. I have an all afternoon/evening BBQ planned for tomorrow and its going to be lovely all weekend
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 9:08, Reply)
"I can't come in today, I'm in Sheffield"
I went to a weekend party and my lift was too fucked to drive Monday morning. Not technically an excuse but I did consent to carrying on drinking into Sunday evening/Monday morning.
I usually use the shits if I'm too hungover to come in to work. /notanalcoholichonest
Alt: Well done Jade Jones, Olympic Gold in the Combat Hopping.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 9:12, Reply)
I went to a weekend party and my lift was too fucked to drive Monday morning. Not technically an excuse but I did consent to carrying on drinking into Sunday evening/Monday morning.
I usually use the shits if I'm too hungover to come in to work. /notanalcoholichonest
Alt: Well done Jade Jones, Olympic Gold in the Combat Hopping.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 9:12, Reply)
Alt: This thread is fucking shit, but there have been fucking shitter ones
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 9:13, Reply)
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 9:13, Reply)
Dunno, probably have. Keep it simple with not too many details, they don't need to know that you're bleeding heavily from the anus, whether it's true or not.
Alt: I'm in the reply screen now and can't remember who I'm replying to but I'm sure you're an alright sort, good on yer!
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 9:17, Reply)
Alt: I'm in the reply screen now and can't remember who I'm replying to but I'm sure you're an alright sort, good on yer!
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 9:17, Reply)
I was due in work in Northamptonshire in four hours whilst pissed as a fart at a party in Hounslow
Whatever I said in the phonecall to my supervisor to excuse me from work that day was almost certainly utter bollocks and as transparent as [insert something clever here, it's too early for me]
Alt: Dares are for quenders, double-dares are where it's at.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 9:20, Reply)
Whatever I said in the phonecall to my supervisor to excuse me from work that day was almost certainly utter bollocks and as transparent as [insert something clever here, it's too early for me]
Alt: Dares are for quenders, double-dares are where it's at.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 9:20, Reply)
There appeared to be a nork-off of epic proportions on the Metro to work
\o/ Fucking champion
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 9:24, Reply)
\o/ Fucking champion
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 9:24, Reply)
Working for the council parks and garden departments, the most common two excuses for a sickie were bad back and diarrhoea.
Only noone, myself included were too certain ot the spelling, so invariably sick notes would contain the excuse "the shits".
Alt, I love you B3ta, and not in a shirter way.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 9:36, Reply)
Only noone, myself included were too certain ot the spelling, so invariably sick notes would contain the excuse "the shits".
Alt, I love you B3ta, and not in a shirter way.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 9:36, Reply)
Speaking of the alt:
From Jade Jones' trainer - "I'm so proud of her," said Green. "The effort that she has put in over the last six months has been incredible, she's like a man in the female division, she just fights and works so hard."
So his best compliment for a woman is that she's like a man? I'm no Bella but that strikes me as a tiny bit sexist. Or perhaps he's bent.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 9:40, Reply)
From Jade Jones' trainer - "I'm so proud of her," said Green. "The effort that she has put in over the last six months has been incredible, she's like a man in the female division, she just fights and works so hard."
So his best compliment for a woman is that she's like a man? I'm no Bella but that strikes me as a tiny bit sexist. Or perhaps he's bent.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 9:40, Reply)
Also he spoke like that in front of her like she wasn't even there
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 9:42, Reply)
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 9:42, Reply)
Seems to me he could have said "she's really fucking nails"
and got the same message across without being a sexist prick about it.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 9:55, Reply)
and got the same message across without being a sexist prick about it.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 9:55, Reply)
Incidentally, did you see the men's match? Stamper and the turkish guy?
They were proper battering each other, Stamper got ruined.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 9:57, Reply)
They were proper battering each other, Stamper got ruined.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 9:57, Reply)
Oh God.
I'm really hungover :(
So it turns out that I was showing the entire bar my Dagenham cleavage for a significant portion of the evening. I only found out when some guy sent his wife up to tell me. And then she said that her husband was having trouble concentrating because of it and would I like to go back to theirs? And THEN she cracked on to my friend.
London. Wrong.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 9:54, Reply)
I'm really hungover :(
So it turns out that I was showing the entire bar my Dagenham cleavage for a significant portion of the evening. I only found out when some guy sent his wife up to tell me. And then she said that her husband was having trouble concentrating because of it and would I like to go back to theirs? And THEN she cracked on to my friend.
London. Wrong.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 9:54, Reply)
You mentioned how great your arse is to them, didn't you?
and forgot you were IRL.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 9:59, Reply)
and forgot you were IRL.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 9:59, Reply)
I was way too polite to mention it.
But apparently getting it out in public is right up my street.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:00, Reply)
But apparently getting it out in public is right up my street.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:00, Reply)
Just as well they weren't looking for somewhere to leave a bicycle
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:03, Reply)
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:03, Reply)
He'll probably be about at some point.
He started his holiday off with a beer at 9.45 this morning.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:51, Reply)
He started his holiday off with a beer at 9.45 this morning.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:51, Reply)
Put the Brazil Vs Japan volley ball game on
I bet you won't be able to stand up for 5 mins
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:08, Reply)
I bet you won't be able to stand up for 5 mins
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:08, Reply)
lets just imagine for a second you did go,
Which would have you preferred,
1. Poking the lady while the man watched and touched himself
2. Spit roast, so you could look to guy straight in the eye
3. Being in the middle so you could have a bit of cock in your botty
4. Poking the man while the lady watched.
5. Hanging from your balls by a rope while the both hit you with dildos and screamed the lords prayer in your face.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:13, Reply)
Which would have you preferred,
1. Poking the lady while the man watched and touched himself
2. Spit roast, so you could look to guy straight in the eye
3. Being in the middle so you could have a bit of cock in your botty
4. Poking the man while the lady watched.
5. Hanging from your balls by a rope while the both hit you with dildos and screamed the lords prayer in your face.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:13, Reply)
I'm no scientist
but I'm pretty sure all of those things would totally get me pregnant. Unless, of course, I jump up and down afterwards.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:18, Reply)
but I'm pretty sure all of those things would totally get me pregnant. Unless, of course, I jump up and down afterwards.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:18, Reply)
Ah well
It's not much of a choice, anyway. Everybody knows that high-fiving and congratulating your bro on his technique is the only way to do these things, so option number 2.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:21, Reply)
It's not much of a choice, anyway. Everybody knows that high-fiving and congratulating your bro on his technique is the only way to do these things, so option number 2.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:21, Reply)
There's always 6. the DP option.
Though I think this only exists in porn, as I've heard of people doing all sorts of things IRL but never that.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:27, Reply)
Though I think this only exists in porn, as I've heard of people doing all sorts of things IRL but never that.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:27, Reply)
One in each hole I can understand
but when they both have their willys in the same hole, that must feel really, really weird.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:29, Reply)
but when they both have their willys in the same hole, that must feel really, really weird.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:29, Reply)
I would just liek to point out that I'm crippingly hungover
and don't need any further nudges towards vomiting. Ta.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:33, Reply)
and don't need any further nudges towards vomiting. Ta.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:33, Reply)
You should ensure that it is cleaned before putting it in your mouth then.
and watch that gag reflex.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:37, Reply)
and watch that gag reflex.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:37, Reply)
You should probably google for 2 girls one cup then.
cheer you up no end.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:38, Reply)
cheer you up no end.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:38, Reply)
I just want to know what they're all supposed to do with their legs.
They must need at least one double-amputee for DVDA.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:41, Reply)
They must need at least one double-amputee for DVDA.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:41, Reply)
That's not actually real
it was invented by Trey Parker for one of his films.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:50, Reply)
it was invented by Trey Parker for one of his films.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:50, Reply)
Yeah, I know
Although isn't it the name of his band not a film thing?
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:56, Reply)
Although isn't it the name of his band not a film thing?
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:56, Reply)
Yes, it is..
think the band gets mentioned in South Park-The Movie though as well
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 11:08, Reply)
think the band gets mentioned in South Park-The Movie though as well
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 11:08, Reply)
High fives and winks
and oranges for half-time when you change ends.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:38, Reply)
and oranges for half-time when you change ends.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:38, Reply)
The important thing is that he pads it out to a full page, convoluted simile-ridden, made up story for qotw.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:39, Reply)
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:39, Reply)
I should let my old mate Yorkshire Rob loose on /QOTW.
They genuninely wouldn't know what hit them.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:41, Reply)
They genuninely wouldn't know what hit them.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:41, Reply)
His story about bible camp is one of the funniest things I've read.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:42, Reply)
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:42, Reply)
Frankspencer's sex lies weren't really painted as anything but that though, were they?
Whereas all of SpankyHanky's sexploits DEFINITELY HAPPENED
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:48, Reply)
Whereas all of SpankyHanky's sexploits DEFINITELY HAPPENED
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:48, Reply)
Hey tangles.
Not bad, ta. Been tied up with work and that in the US. How's you?
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:42, Reply)
Not bad, ta. Been tied up with work and that in the US. How's you?
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:42, Reply)
Get you and your international jet-setting lifestyle.
I'm also 'not bad', although perhaps a little tired from late night shenanigans.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:44, Reply)
I'm also 'not bad', although perhaps a little tired from late night shenanigans.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:44, Reply)
My legs are tired
I thought I hadn't run for a week, but when I checked my logs I realised it had actually been 2.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:51, Reply)
I thought I hadn't run for a week, but when I checked my logs I realised it had actually been 2.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:51, Reply)
That's not a typing error, is it?
You keep a log of your running?
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:53, Reply)
You keep a log of your running?
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:53, Reply)
It's not as much fun as it sounds.
Although I did get to drive a stupidly huge SUV thing for a week and crush other puny humans.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:55, Reply)
Although I did get to drive a stupidly huge SUV thing for a week and crush other puny humans.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:55, Reply)
I'm missing out on a BBQ with the boys and Dinosaur themed crazy golf
to go to a wedding I don't want to go to tomorrow
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:17, Reply)
to go to a wedding I don't want to go to tomorrow
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:17, Reply)
Thats what that bit in the middle where the priest asks if anyone knows if they shouldn't get married is for.
You'll miss the beginning bit, but hopefully catch crazy golf.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:19, Reply)
You'll miss the beginning bit, but hopefully catch crazy golf.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:19, Reply)
Genius!
I foresee two little problems:
1: angry bride/groom/family
2: angry wife
3: mad dash from Wiltshire to New Malden
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:20, Reply)
I foresee two little problems:
1: angry bride/groom/family
2: angry wife
3: mad dash from Wiltshire to New Malden
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:20, Reply)
I'm continually amazed tha Naked Ape doesn't just fall over a lot more.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:30, Reply)
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:30, Reply)
I imagine that the reason that he hasn't responded to this
is that he has fallen off his chair and is waiting for someone to come in and notice him.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:49, Reply)
is that he has fallen off his chair and is waiting for someone to come in and notice him.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:49, Reply)
He'll be rocking to and fro on is back
with his legs waving in the air like an up-turned tortoise
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:50, Reply)
with his legs waving in the air like an up-turned tortoise
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:50, Reply)
You don't need to forsee the angry wife
it's a perpetual state chez NA.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:40, Reply)
it's a perpetual state chez NA.
( , Fri 10 Aug 2012, 10:40, Reply)
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